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Devastatingly handsome - but not a guy. I'm straight, though.

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Give You Back by rosesareblue reviews
After ten years, Sasuke returns to Konoha to fulfill the promise he made with Naruto. But what if Naruto isn't waiting for him anymore? What if Naruto doesn't even remember who Sasuke is? After all, does love really last forever? SasuNaru. HinaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,637 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Dead Last by rosesareblue reviews
To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,096 - Reviews: 2859 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 2,038 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Not Your Usual Veela Mate by Janara reviews
Draco is a Veela and guess who his mate is? I've tried to write a Veela story where the two don't jump into bed immediately, hence the title. Will contain Dumbledore bashing. HPDM LMSS AU from book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 417,467 - Reviews: 8836 - Favs: 7,574 - Follows: 6,701 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Sex Plant by Original-Botticella reviews
Seph takes Cloud to the North to see the aurora lights. A snow storm comes and they find refuge in a cave, what they didn't expect was a horny plant! cat!Seph and shy!Cloud. Yaoi, tentacles, plant-rape, fake science.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,968 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The Official Request by lunamist reviews
Sasuke knows what he wants and how to get it, but how will Naruto react when Tsunade tells him, by clan law, he has no choice but to marry the bastard.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,753 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Who's Your Daddy? by Gringy Boots reviews
Minato suspects Sasuke of sabotaging Naruto's relationships and for once his drunken ramblings were correct. Oneshot. Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 114 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No Sleep by stealth gato reviews
Can first love be given a second chance, even after all these years? Sasuke has a special jutsu to help them out. YAOI LEMONS SASUNARUSASU mention of NaruHina. ONESHOT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,778 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fireflies by Fifi McFu reviews
Sasuke had never been one to dwell over dreams, but when he has a vision of Naruto that he just can't ignore, he leaves Madara's lair in search of the blond. Yaoi, SasuNaruSasu, lime. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Aphrodisiac by Camunki reviews
"And then Naruto was straddling me. Naked. This had better not become a regular thing." Naruto is put under an amorous jutsu by a ninja gang, and Sasuke has to "deal with it", while Tsunade tries to find a cure, if it exists. Sasunaru, Yaoi, Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,301 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Seduction at 40,000 Feet by dmnq8 reviews
A routine flight back to Kuwait turns into anything but. Who's seducing who anyway? Oneshot. Coarse language, yaoi, lemon, NaruSasu. AU. Giftfic for SasuNaruForever17. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,238 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/22/2010 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
I Want You Bad by DetoxAngel reviews
Kakashi wants Naruto bad. YAOI! SHOUTA! You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,273 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 278 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Vanilla by Sorceress Fantasia reviews
Cloud's only friend, Yuffie, had just died a few weeks ago. However, Yuffie can't move on and so she follows Cloud around as a spirit. And she just can't resist the chance to play a prank on Cloud by possessing his body and confessing to someone... LxC
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 110,674 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L.
How to Make Love: The Wonders of Wanking by Edlama reviews
Thanks to sharing a tent with Naruto, Gaara now knows what a 'boner' is... and promptly decides that he'd like to have one too. Will Naruto be able to overcome his embarrassement and help his friend? Warning: Fluffy Porn.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Purging Your Life by michelerene reviews
Naruto purchases the Uchiha compound and finds a new way to express his feelings towards his missing best friend. One-shot. SasuNaru Citrus Fruits.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 171 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mommy Naru by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
How was he supposed to know the thing was going to reach out at him and say, 'Mommy' Team 7 is charged with babysitting until the baby's parents are found, the problem: Why does it call Naruto mommy? SasuNaru, other warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,245 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 3,040 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uchiha Sasuke's Mission by eftee reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is a shinobi on a mission. Uchiha Sasuke is a shinobi on a mission... to screw Naruto every place screwable. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 95 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 246 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Suspicious Behavior by saucykate reviews
[SasuNaru] In which Naruto trips over Sasuke, Sasuke turns various different colors, and there is a lot of arguing over the size of crushes. Now with 40 percent more insults!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 128 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Possession by Seto's Darkness reviews
I'll give you monthly allowance. I'll let you live in my mansion. I'll save Iruka from his sickness. I'll promote Tsunade in her work. I'll unfire Jiraiya. I'll give you everything. As long as you stay with me. [SasuNaru Rich!Sasuke Poor!Naruto AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 452 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Ten Step Bully Program by Sakurazukamori6 reviews
Sakuragi really does go out of his way to annoy Rukawa. Why is that? SakuragiRukawa
Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,844 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Complete
Sephiroth's Cloud by Cainy reviews
COMPLETE! [YAOI] Cloud handed the Black Materia to Sephiroth and fell into the Lifestream. He washed up on shore with Mako poisoning..but what if Sephiroth washed up along side him? What would he do to Cloud finding him alone and vulnerable? SephxCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,642 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/20/2006 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
A Ghost Without Regret by Unfortunately Freckled reviews
A supposed moaning ghost is plaguing Konoha and Tsunade is forced into sending a team to investigate. What they find, however, is entirely different and it just might traumatize them. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Choose only me by Mistress-Starfire reviews
SASUNARU Rediculed for being half blind, Naruto is still determined to gain Sakura's affection, and this sets him off to famed Doctor Sasuke's doorstep. After the surgery, Sakura realizes how beautiful he is, she takes him back..but...'Choose only me.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 251 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
My Funny Little Valentine by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
My Uberlate Valentines day fanfic: How to share the Team Seven Lovin! woot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Illusions of Nightmares by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*ItaNaru, hints of SasuNaru, One-Shot* After three years, Sasuke returns to Konoha, only to find that the worst nightmares are what you once called normality.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3646 - Favs: 9,091 - Follows: 2,055 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Birthday Surprise! by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
sasunaru! There is a reason no one throws surprise parties in Konoha anymore...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 122 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Run by cinnamaroll reviews
Everyone should have a goal. Kakashi’s is to eventually work up the nerve to tell Iruka he loves him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/4/2005
Public Bathing by rosesareblue reviews
Naruto and Sasuke go to a public bathhouse. But a certain blond ninja is acting a little strange... Warning: Not for those who are anti-Naruto-molesting. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 193 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Temptation by Shirohikari reviews
Sasuke wasn't going to let him go this time. SasuNaru [One-shot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Complete
Skinless by Shivvlan reviews
It’s said that beauty is only skin deep, and that to truly know a person you have to look beneath the flesh to the soul within the casing. SasuNaru. Almost Shounen-ai, but maybe just super-good friends.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,179 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/4/2004 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Golden Rule by Moonsheen reviews
Naruto finds himself in a comprising position. Implied yaoi. Let's pretend the formatting works, shall we?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/4/2003
How To Make A Really Bad Dragon Ball Z Fanfic by Ryomi reviews
*MORE ADDED* Tired of reading bad fic after bad fic? Now you can write your own! Just follow this step-by-step guide to the worst of the fanfictional world and you'll be writing so poorly you'll be proud!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/23/2001 - Bulma, Vegeta