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Distractions by me 4evaful reviews
When the orcs attack the dwarves outside Rivendell, Kíli does a brave and reckless thing to try and save them - which goes very badly wrong. The repercussions of this act are felt as the company gets closer to Erebor, driving those within to do unspeakable things, and question everything that they once held dear. AU
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 152,317 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli
The Official Rule Book Concerning the Company of Thorin Oakenshield by biddle29 reviews
Section I - Article I: Concerning Ale: There will be no drinking contests (the results have not been satisfactory. The last time this occurred, Erestor had nightmares for months. He did not appreciate being serenaded as "the most beautiful she-elf in all Middle Earth". You know who you are KILI)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,992 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/11/2018 - Published: 6/22/2014
The Skipper by LinzRW reviews
Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 85 - Words: 391,987 - Reviews: 4177 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 11/24/2017 - Published: 12/26/2012 - OC
Trust Me But Don't Thank Me Yet by stickdonkey reviews
In Goblin Town, Thorin offers himself in Kili's place to protect his nephew from torture. However, even when the Goblin agrees to the substitution it's not enough to prevent Fili and Kili's inclusion or to save them from mental trauma. In the aftermath of Goblin Town, issues that had been simmering between them for 70 years boil over. Will things between them mend or remain broken?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 64 - Words: 246,671 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 9/8/2017 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli
Strangers Like Me by Hobbsy3 reviews
Dwarves are not accepted in the Shire, with one notable exception-the dwarf who was pulled from the river as a young child with no memory and a toy bow and raised by Bilbo Baggins. When 12 dwarves arrive at Bag End, his world is turned upside down, and he is forced to chose who he truly is, the nephew of a king or the son of a hobbit. In his heart, he will always be Kili Baggins.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 112 - Words: 570,426 - Reviews: 2332 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
I Knew You Were Trouble by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Previously titles Tauriel's Troubles. Different Middle Earth characters and what really went through their minds during the different stories. Now includes Elrond's Troubles! Please read and review!
Crossover - Hobbit & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Legolas, Kíli, Elvenking Thranduil, Tauriel
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Parody by lindir's gaze reviews
Bilbo has been caught up in a crackfic in which Gandalf is a BAMF, Fili braids his hair, Ori is AWESOME, Gloin loses various body parts, Oin killed every five minutes, and Dwalin is 90% alcohol. Prepare for an adventure filled with stupidity, anachronisms, egos, rivalries, hypocrisy, majesty, and a certain party king...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 28,544 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Middle Earth: Its Mental Condition by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
The characters in LOTR might be more mentally handicapped than we think. Diagnoses of all our favourite LOTR characters' mental problems. Bonus! Contains cures. (Some parts only make sense if you've seen the extended editions of the films) (And yes, that picture is a little disturbing)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 8,840 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 5/14/2014
Only Spiders For Company by Booksnake3 reviews
As the Elves take them prisoner, one dwarf is left behind. Alone in the forest, lost and suffering from a spider bite, Kili has to find his way out, but dark things lurk in Mirkwood and without his brother, Kili finds himself in no little danger...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 151,963 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Fíli, Legolas, Kíli, Tauriel - Complete
How The Desolation of Smaug Should Have Ended by Neocolai reviews
Or, "Silly ways the Dwarves should have died in Lord of the Rings."
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
See Spot Run (The Hobbit Vs) by Neocolai reviews
What Neocolai writes on bad days. Read at the risk of your own sanity.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
The Fellowship Café by Boromerely reviews
In the campus of Middle-Earth University lies the Fellowship Café, the famous coffee and Legolas's delicious vegan friendly (who knew?) baked goods. Owned by none other than Gandalf the Grey, the café is the employment place of many of the students, and the greatest place to get a rather decent cup of coffee to get students through the misery of University.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 60,222 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Peregrin T., Aragorn, Boromir, Arwen U. - Complete
The Other Side by Amynion reviews
"I heard a whisper on my shoulder, pretending life is worth the fight"... Fili would walk through those doors with his brother at his side or he would not walk through them at all.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,425 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Kíli, Fíli, Thorin, Tauriel - Complete
A Calculating Problem by Kili and Fili Inc reviews
When a calculator falls into Middle-Earth and lands in the middle of the company of thirteen dwarves, and one wizard, and one hobbit, things get interesting...Read if you like to laugh.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Fíli, Gandalf, Kíli, Bilbo B. - Complete
It Was Actually About the Spotlight and the Wifi by lindir's gaze reviews
Frodo goes on a search for WiFi Featuring: the Battle for the One Spotlight, pyromaniac elves, nose connoisseurs, Gandalf being a BAMF as usual, and general insanity.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,715 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Frodo B., Gandalf
Lord of the Facebook: Return of the Friend Request by aotearoan reviews
The Return of the King told through the characters' Facebook accounts. The third instalment of the Lord of the Facebook Statuses follows on from The Two Notifications and the Fellowship of the Facebook Status . Yes, Tolkien is spinning in his grave.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,852 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
The Lord of the Facebook: The Two Notifications by aotearoan reviews
LOTR's The Two Towers, told through the characters' facebook accounts. A continuation of The Fellowship of the Facebook Status Updates by sweetypie15. Same author, but posted under a different account. UPDATE: Return of the Friend Request now up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
I Blame Iendil Ancawen Entirely by crazyroninchic reviews
A Mary Sue is dropped into MiddleEarth with every intent to wreck havoc. Join one normal, canon abiding girl in her quest to stop the Sue. Poor Legolas...poor Frodo...poor Fellowship!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,030 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
What Kind of Fool Am I? by crazyroninchic reviews
The Witch King reflects after being stabbed. Rating for slight language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
I TOLD You to Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Another day, another ridiculous Sue to scar the canon characters for life with…no, I’m not laughing evilly, why do you ask? Sequel to “Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around.”
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,712 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
Starr Struck by crazyroninchic reviews
Sequel to 'Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around'. A daughter of Starr makes it her mission to find a way to bring MiddleEarth out from under her mother’s spell and back to normal.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete