Author has written 4 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Skip Beat!, and Harry Potter. 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now! -across the highway, through the tunnel, across the river” (The Son of Neptune) 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there? Vaseline 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Doctor Who 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 9:00 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 8:35 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Voices in my head…. Help… 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Fully… more than a few minutes… day before yesterday… long bike ride 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? English paper 9. What are you wearing? Purple t-shirt, jeans, school hoodie, slippers 10. Did you dream last night? No dreams 11. When did you last laugh? In the last 30 min 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? One cross-stitch framed, “historic tan” *PINK* paint (my mom is defiant its not pink… no one agrees with her) 13. Seen anything weird lately? Only my brother… 14. What do you think of this quiz? random 15. What is the last film you saw? Hugo 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? all the books of my fav series, nice clothes – no handy-downs 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: Like what…? -99% insane, 1% normal? -SAD? -I can’t have normal friends? -I’m a girl but they annoy me? 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Hatred… and all the books I want for free 19. Do you like to dance? I am very jealous of the girls who guys dance with at my church dances. I have one male friend that can and will dance (HECAN EVEN SWING!) I like formal dancing and ballet/modern are my strengths – I think were related to Martha Graham! (who invented graham crackers and leader of modern dance 20. Obama: Being kicked out of Washington D.C. … 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Lin… Akina… Lyla… There are others. I’ve very symbolic so it would have to fit the child… 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? ABSOLUTELY! Japan, Fukuoka 24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates? Thanks! Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimeKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, pirateswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Nazgul Queen, Admiral Norrington, iamanundeadmonkey, LoveSquaredTichan, icestar14, ServantofSauron, Thranduils.Heart.And.Soul, Legolas Thranduilion, Herz von Silber Isabel M., Lin Kim 95 OF TEENS WOULD SCREAM AND CRY IF THEY SAW ZAC EFRON AND THE JONAS BROTHERS ABOUT TO JUMP OF THE TOP OF A SKYSCRAPER. COPY AND PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU'RE PART OF THE 5 THAT WOULD SIT THERE WITH A BUCKET OF POPCORN AND SCREAM "DO A FLIP!" If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you're a person who is longing for an adventure like the ones you read in books, copy and paste this to your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! What's the big deal about Twilight? If you don't get what the big flipping deal about Twilight is, copy and paste this onto your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" If you believe in Jesus Christ copy and paste this onto your profile (PS total must) If your against animal cruelty copy and paste this onto your profile A touching story: I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or cool stuff i found. If Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Them In Your Enemies' Eyes I like my version better: If Life Gives You Lemons, make cherry kool-aid and watch the world try to find out how you did it. Hand Over The Chocolate, And Nobody Gets Hurt annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!! 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's) Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile. If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.(if this is what dyslexia is lik, i can understand it pretty clear) if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile (I don’t know what they are even about…) Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF! 95 percent of teenagers don't like to read, if you are part of the 5 who does, copy & paste this on your profile. Add your name. Dragons of Egypt. Twila Starla. AIT98. Minerva's Cat. lancelotguineverefan.alexandriarulesforever,Iyceflame, Isabel M, Lin Kim, Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, Twila Starla, AIT98. Minerva's Cat. lancelotguineverefan.alexandriarulesforever, Iyceflame, Isabel M, Lin Kim If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile. 5 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your profile If you think that writer's block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug those who don't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If your family has given up trying to understand your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile. (in some cases I think it would ten of them to equal a girl- but those are truly rare- I just happened to be friends with them all) If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (should be all of u..unless ur a ghost comin to haunt me...oh no...IM SCARED!!) If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile 90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing/hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile 95 of teens today would die if facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 5 that would be laughing/hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you think Edward Cullen in a creepy stalker, copy and paste this onto your profile. (i not only believe with all my heart that he is a STALKER, I ALSO JUST WANAA GRAB HIM BY HIS SHIRT AND THROW HIM OVER A CLIFF!!) If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile ;) You have to read this! The human race is very stupid if they actually put these things on actual consumer labels... On a Myer hairdryer: On a bag of On a bar of Palmolive soap: On some frozen dinners: On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a K-Mart iron: On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: On Nytol Sleep Aid: On most brands of Christmas lights: On a Japanese food processor: On packet of Nobbys' On an American Airlines packet of nuts: I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for On a Swedish chainsaw: On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: On bottom microwavable dishes (material doesn’t matter) “May be hot.” Food delivery box bottoms (eggs I think…) “Do not turn upside down” (Oh yeah about that…) A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.~Choco-hime Just scroll down to the end, but Go for it! SCROLL DOWN! STOP! Congratulations! Your wish will Now follow this carefully...it If you repost this within the next 5 min. This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost 24 things everyone should know about Harry Potter: 1. Dumbledore has absolutely no clue how to act like a muggle, so you should never encourage him to try 2. Secretly, Draco Malfoy is obssessed with reading fanfiction about himself 3. Daniel Radcliffe will yell at you if you mock his character 4. Secretly, Hermione knows how to shoot a gun, so if you're a Death Eater, you might as well surrender 5. Hermione couldn't be a party girl if she wanted to..she's too nerdy (I don’t believe this!) 6. Sirius Black is way too sirius..don't you think? (I don’t believe this!) 7. Never believe anything Luna Lovegood says..she's a liar...either that or she's just crazy(I don’t believe this! I think she see thinks too far in advance and doesn’t want to give SPOILERS!) 8. People like the Dursleys hate wizards..so stay away from them...just a thought if you don't wanna be locked in a cupboard or watev.. 9. Harry Potter knows how to use a wand..never underestimate someone who destroyed Voldemort..like what..10000000000 times? 10. Harry Potter has a passion for pottery (hence his last name, Potter) 11. Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are secretly dating...oh yeah and they made out in the Chamber of Secrets during their 6th year (they’re lying!) 12. Harry Potter is better than Twilight; no questions asked 13. There is not an anime version of Harry Potter...I so wish there was tho.. 14. Hogwarts does not do the nessasary backgrounds on teachers *cough cough* LOCKHART! 15. Dumbledore is gay in case yall didn't know 16. Snape tends to think that if he shoves your head into a book, you'll get smarter (Harry Potter and the GoF, the movie) (MY FAVORITE PART!!!!) 17. Snape has a rather...err...large nose... 18. Voldemort likes to touch 14 year old boys...I quote: "I was foolish to overlook it...but no matter. I can touch him now." -Voldemort, Harry Potter and the GoF 19. Harry Potter is emo 20. Harry Potter is very popular 21. Hermione is not the only girl in Harry Potter 22. Harry Potter is fake because a ginger could not possibly have two friends (LIE DETECTOR: LIELIELIELIE!!!!) 23. People actually wish they could be Snape 24. The Hogwarts Express is actually just a white van disguised to look like a train For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I TAKE (or should) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be homosexual I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm not really ATHLETIC, so I must be a nerd. I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST be an idol-worshiping conspirator. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I am AUTISTIC, so I must be a freak I'm ADD, so I must be a lazy slacker. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I'm a FURRY, so I MUST be obsessed with y*. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.() I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be living in the nineteenth century. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s. I have GAY FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay myself. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I'm STEAMPUNK, so I MUST hate this century. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner. I used to CUT so I'm EMO. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile. 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