lin Kim
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Joined 10-18-11, id: 3350230, Profile Updated: 03-14-12
Author has written 4 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Skip Beat!, and Harry Potter.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now!

-across the highway, through the tunnel, across the river” (The Son of Neptune)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?

Vaseline

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Doctor Who

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

9:00

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

8:35

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Voices in my head…. Help…

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Fully… more than a few minutes… day before yesterday… long bike ride

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

English paper

9. What are you wearing?

Purple t-shirt, jeans, school hoodie, slippers

10. Did you dream last night?

No dreams

11. When did you last laugh?

In the last 30 min

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

One cross-stitch framed, “historic tan” *PINK* paint (my mom is defiant its not pink… no one agrees with her)

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Only my brother…

14. What do you think of this quiz?

random

15. What is the last film you saw?

Hugo

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

all the books of my fav series, nice clothes – no handy-downs

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

Like what…?

-99% insane, 1% normal?

-SAD?

-I can’t have normal friends?

-I’m a girl but they annoy me?

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Hatred… and all the books I want for free

19. Do you like to dance?

I am very jealous of the girls who guys dance with at my church dances. I have one male friend that can and will dance (HECAN EVEN SWING!) I like formal dancing and ballet/modern are my strengths – I think were related to Martha Graham! (who invented graham crackers and leader of modern dance

20. Obama:

Being kicked out of Washington D.C. …

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Lin…

Akina…

Lyla…

There are others. I’ve very symbolic so it would have to fit the child…

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

ABSOLUTELY! Japan, Fukuoka

24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?

Thanks!


Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimeKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, pirateswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Nazgul Queen, Admiral Norrington, iamanundeadmonkey, LoveSquaredTichan, icestar14, ServantofSauron, Thranduils.Heart.And.Soul, Legolas Thranduilion, Herz von Silber Isabel M., Lin Kim

95 OF TEENS WOULD SCREAM AND CRY IF THEY SAW ZAC EFRON AND THE JONAS BROTHERS ABOUT TO JUMP OF THE TOP OF A SKYSCRAPER. COPY AND PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU'RE PART OF THE 5 THAT WOULD SIT THERE WITH A BUCKET OF POPCORN AND SCREAM "DO A FLIP!"

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're a person who is longing for an adventure like the ones you read in books, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

What's the big deal about Twilight? If you don't get what the big flipping deal about Twilight is, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you believe in Jesus Christ copy and paste this onto your profile (PS total must)

If your against animal cruelty copy and paste this onto your profile


A touching story:

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now.

I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God.

Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing.

He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it.

There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much.

But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state.

The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


cool stuff i found.

If Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Them In Your Enemies' Eyes

I like my version better: If Life Gives You Lemons, make cherry kool-aid and watch the world try to find out how you did it.

Hand Over The Chocolate, And Nobody Gets Hurt
Sanity Is Overrated
When I Told Your Boyfriend That He's Gay, He Hit Me With His Purse
I'm Not Strange! I'm Different!
I'm Not Short, I'm Vertically Challenged
I Have Lots Of Talents, I'm Just Not Good At Any Of Them
Don't Knock On Death's Door. Ring The Doorbell And Run. He Hates That
Life Isn't Passing Me By, Its Trying To Run Me Over
Stress- The Condition Brought On By Overriding The Body's Desires To Kick Someone's Ass
If Santa, An Honest Lawyer, And A Nice Politician Were Together In A Room, And There Was A Cookie, Who Would Get It? Santa, The Other Two Don't Exist
People Used To Call Me Names. But That's Okay, They're Dead Now
My Knight In Shining Armor Turned Out To Be Some Loser In Aluminum Foil
Don't Piss Me Off, I'm Running Out Of Places To Hide Bodies!
Is It Just Me, Or Do Automatic Doors Make You Feel Like A Jedi?
I Don't Suffer From Insanity, I'm Enjoying Every Minute Of It
People Fear The Strange And Unusual. I Am The Strange And Unusual
If At First You Don't Succeed, Destroy All Evidence That You Tried
I Ran With Scissors... AND LIVED!
That, My Children, Is Called A Wall. But Beware, The Wall Is Solid. Yes, Be Afraid! Be Very Afraid, For We Cannot Walk Through It! Believe Me Children, I Have Attempted This Many Times Before
My Imaginary Friend Thinks You Have Serious Problems
If You Think Losing Your Mind SLOWLY Is Bad, Try Losing It QUICK- I'm Sorry, What Were We Talking About? And Who Are You?
If Stupidity Got Us Into This Mess, Why Can't Get Us Out?
There's Nothing Wrong With Arguing With Yourself. Its When You Argue With Yourself And LOSE When Its Weird
You Know Its Gonna Be A Bad Day When You Fall Out Of Bed And Miss The Floor
All Things Considered, Insanity May Be The Only Reasonable Alternative
I Reject Your Reality And Substitute My Own
Tell The Truth And Run
One Night, I Lay In Bed, Looking Up At The Stars, And Thought, "Where The * Is The Ceiling?"
I've Got ADD And Magic Markers. Oh The Fun I Will Have!
Officer, I Swear To Drunk, I'm Not God!
Come To The Dark Side... We Have Cookies!
Right Now, I'm Having Amnesia And Deja Vu At The Same Time. I Think I've Forgotten This Before...
I'm On A Quest To The Deepest, Darkest Corners Of My Room In Search Of What Some Would Call A "Floor". A Long And Difficult Task Awaits Me. Wish Me Luck My Friends, For I May Not Return Alive
I'm Not Paranoid... WHICH OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
Stupidity Killed The Cat. Curiosity Was Framed!
Get Off Our Planet Alien Scum!
I'm A Black Belt In Origami!
I Did What They Said And Chose The Road Less Traveled... Now Where The Hell Am I?
When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Apple Juice, Then Laugh While People Try To Figure Out What The * You Did
Why Do Adults Teach Kids That Violence Isn't The Answer, And Then Have Them Read About Wars In Schools That Solved America's Problems?
It Doesn't Matter If The Glass Is Half Empty Or Half Full, Just Drink It And Get It Over With
the Surest Sign Of Intelligent Life Out There Is That None Of Them Has Ever Tried To Contact Us
Why Is It Necessary To Nail Down The Lid Of A Coffin?
Why Don't We Ever See The Headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?


annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.


If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's)

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.(if this is what dyslexia is lik, i can understand it pretty clear)

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile (I don’t know what they are even about…)

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

95 percent of teenagers don't like to read, if you are part of the 5 who does, copy & paste this on your profile. Add your name. Dragons of Egypt. Twila Starla. AIT98. Minerva's Cat. lancelotguineverefan.alexandriarulesforever,Iyceflame, Isabel M, Lin Kim,

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, Twila Starla, AIT98. Minerva's Cat. lancelotguineverefan.alexandriarulesforever, Iyceflame, Isabel M, Lin Kim

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

5 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your profile

If you think that writer's block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug those who don't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If your family has given up trying to understand your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile. (in some cases I think it would ten of them to equal a girl- but those are truly rare- I just happened to be friends with them all)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (should be all of u..unless ur a ghost comin to haunt me...oh no...IM SCARED!!)

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing/hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile

95 of teens today would die if facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 5 that would be laughing/hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen in a creepy stalker, copy and paste this onto your profile. (i not only believe with all my heart that he is a STALKER, I ALSO JUST WANAA GRAB HIM BY HIS SHIRT AND THROW HIM OVER A CLIFF!!)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile ;)

You have to read this! The human race is very stupid if they actually put these things on actual consumer labels...


On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness."
(And I am taking this...because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)

On packet of Nobbys'
Peanuts:-
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On bottom microwavable dishes (material doesn’t matter)

“May be hot.”

Food delivery box bottoms (eggs I think…)

“Do not turn upside down”

(Oh yeah about that…)

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.~Choco-hime

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost


24 things everyone should know about Harry Potter:

1. Dumbledore has absolutely no clue how to act like a muggle, so you should never encourage him to try

2. Secretly, Draco Malfoy is obssessed with reading fanfiction about himself

3. Daniel Radcliffe will yell at you if you mock his character

4. Secretly, Hermione knows how to shoot a gun, so if you're a Death Eater, you might as well surrender

5. Hermione couldn't be a party girl if she wanted to..she's too nerdy (I don’t believe this!)

6. Sirius Black is way too sirius..don't you think? (I don’t believe this!)

7. Never believe anything Luna Lovegood says..she's a liar...either that or she's just crazy(I don’t believe this! I think she see thinks too far in advance and doesn’t want to give SPOILERS!)

8. People like the Dursleys hate wizards..so stay away from them...just a thought if you don't wanna be locked in a cupboard or watev..

9. Harry Potter knows how to use a wand..never underestimate someone who destroyed Voldemort..like what..10000000000 times?

10. Harry Potter has a passion for pottery (hence his last name, Potter)

11. Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are secretly dating...oh yeah and they made out in the Chamber of Secrets during their 6th year (they’re lying!)

12. Harry Potter is better than Twilight; no questions asked

13. There is not an anime version of Harry Potter...I so wish there was tho..

14. Hogwarts does not do the nessasary backgrounds on teachers *cough cough* LOCKHART!

15. Dumbledore is gay in case yall didn't know

16. Snape tends to think that if he shoves your head into a book, you'll get smarter (Harry Potter and the GoF, the movie) (MY FAVORITE PART!!!!)

17. Snape has a rather...err...large nose...

18. Voldemort likes to touch 14 year old boys...I quote: "I was foolish to overlook it...but no matter. I can touch him now." -Voldemort, Harry Potter and the GoF

19. Harry Potter is emo

20. Harry Potter is very popular

21. Hermione is not the only girl in Harry Potter

22. Harry Potter is fake because a ginger could not possibly have two friends (LIE DETECTOR: LIELIELIELIE!!!!)

23. People actually wish they could be Snape

24. The Hogwarts Express is actually just a white van disguised to look like a train


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or should) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm not really ATHLETIC, so I must be a nerd.

I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST be an idol-worshiping conspirator.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I am AUTISTIC, so I must be a freak

I'm ADD, so I must be a lazy slacker.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I'm a FURRY, so I MUST be obsessed with y*.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.()

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be living in the nineteenth century.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I have GAY FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay myself.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm STEAMPUNK, so I MUST hate this century.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.

I used to CUT so I'm EMO.


You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

I am a proud part of the "Chasing Jacob Black Out of Town with Pitchforks” Club. (personally I think it should be "Chasing Jacob Black & the Cullens Out of Town with Pitchforks “ club.)


-He who laughs last thinks slowest

-If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

-1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

-One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject

-Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

-Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

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Married Life by piggycat350 reviews
Collection of one-shots with moments from Ren and Kyouko's married life. Laughter, fluff, fun and games. Humour me, alright?
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 29,024 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren
Return Home by girlX901 reviews
Kyoko is going on Vacation for two weeks so she decides to go home to her old town. Little does she know Sho Fuwa shows up and so does everybody else for shootings, and recording...and yes president and Maria are on vacation too. New Charector 2
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/15/2017 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,660 - Reviews: 2540 - Favs: 4,064 - Follows: 4,640 - Updated: 7/8/2017 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Etsuko Hizuri by m4g3rul3z reviews
When skipbeat's favourite couple start a family, who knew it'd be this insane? And really, can any teenage daughter of two stars have a normal life? Or fall in love without being trampled by paparazzi? Buckle your seatbelts, because sometimes the even if you let the past go, it can still affect your future.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 76,563 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 5/8/2017 - Published: 8/11/2010 - [Kyoko M., Ren]
Buy a Wife by llalinall reviews
It wasn't Ren's ideal way of proposing nor was it Kyoko's ideal way of staying in Tokyo but the 2 were now officially husband and wife for 2 months, till Kyoko turned the appropriate age. How will Ren handle his nasty Mother-in-law and how will Kyoko keep herself from falling in love with Ren? Will the two be ready to divorce after two months?
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,297 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren
Potter! I'm Going To Murder You! by TheDeathlyHallows-123 reviews
6 years after James Potter ruined Victoire and Teddy's wedding he is at the wedding of another of his cousins. Of course it wouldn't be a Weasley Wedding without a bit of drama, would it? James somehow manages to send himself and his cousins back to 1978!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 6/3/2011 - [Rose W., Scorpius M.] Sirius B., James S. P.
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 212,292 - Reviews: 6392 - Favs: 9,954 - Follows: 8,207 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Forbidden Flower by Idday reviews
From the unlikeliest of families grew the strongest of friendships. How Scorpius Malfoy found a friendship and a future in the child of his father's foe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 75,885 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Wine Jelly by mangawolfgirl96 reviews
After finishing filming in France for a movie Kyoko was supposed to come back with the rest of the actors and crew, but she mysteriously disappears. Leaving only a letter to Ren. 15 years later they meet again.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 92,642 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Baby Ren by ZionX reviews
Ren found a baby on the hood of his car after he went to a convenience store... He took it home and Kyoko was sent by Yashiro to cook for Ren... You get the picture... Read if you want to find out more...
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 146,982 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
His Boy by The-Shy-Quiet-One reviews
Peter Pettigrew has been captured and Sirius Black has been cleared of all charges. Now he is determined to raise his godson as his dead best friends wanted. Little Potter characters and humor ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 251,437 - Reviews: 2274 - Favs: 2,502 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Thin Lines by cuddlebear992 reviews
"Miss Ginny Weasley: Under the new marriage act you have been found eligible and had your name submitted to the Magical Marriage Committee for matching. We are pleased to inform you that you have had a 94% match with Mr. Draco Malfoy." My life was over.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 132,955 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Of Births and Deaths and Everything In Between by EmPoweredBeing reviews
Harry starts his third year at Hogwarts and discovers a revelation about his past. How will it effect him and his future? HP/MM family fic, MM/AD later! Rated for mention of self harm nothing too drastic though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 157,616 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deaged Potions Professor 2 by Dramagirl007 reviews
This is a sequel to Harry Potter and the Deaged Potions Professor, this time there is a new evil... or is it the same? NO SLASH, Yes spanks of kids and teenagers. Don't like it? Don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 116 - Words: 169,059 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Long Lost Sibling by Thia4stories reviews
Mogami Kyoko has an older brother! But how did that happened?
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,464 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
How Fuwa Sho met his match by RainIsMyFavouriteColour reviews
Adopted by AZTHEBEST1 - Ren's cousin meets the Skip Beat! characters as she enters show business. The story is mostly told from her point of view and she'll be helping RenXKyoko along as well as 'distract' Sho.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,793 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Shoutaro
Innocent Whispers by Jhiz reviews
President Lory maneuvers Ren into participating as the pink protector in a drama with the three LoveMe girls. Fun with handsome/evil co-stars, Bridge Rock, Kuu&Juli and of course Sho are included at no extra charge. Rating placed at M for safety due to topic in part of plot not explicit content - so no citrus for those who were hoping
Skip Beat! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 115 - Words: 340,083 - Reviews: 1886 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 10/26/2010
Batting For The Other Team by Mystic Rains reviews
"Tsuruga-san, you've premiered over 3 years ago. Since then, you've been #1 Bachelor Of Japan 3 years running, Best Dressed Man Of The Year, Teen Choice etc. Yet we haven't heard a peep of your love life. I think I speak for all when I ask…are you gay?"
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,637 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 4/20/2010 - [Ren, Kyoko M.] Kanae, Shoutaro
Reality Bites by TotalOtaku07 reviews
Ren and Kyoko are starring in a new drama that may finally get them together as a couple... or not - because someone from Ren's past is about to intervene. Will the two ever have their happily ever after despite all of these unexpected antagonists?
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,683 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Ren, Kyoko M.
Broken and Healed by Tracey4t reviews
Haruhi is in an abusive marrige when the host club reenters her life and tries to save her. WARNING: Contiains some violance and some adult situations.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 105,584 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Haruhi F., Kaoru H. - Complete
Dear Senpai by leavesfallingup reviews
Lory has conceived yet another devious scheme, wrapped in the guise of a LoveMe assignment. All the girls have to do is to write at least one letter a week to the person they respect the most. Simple… right?
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 46,869 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 6073 - Favs: 14,385 - Follows: 5,030 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Touch My Mudblood by SkyeSloane reviews
Okay, so I thought that being part Veela would be a damn good thing. But having that Mudblood Granger for a mate has proved to be deplorably dangerous to my health. DM/HG COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Destined to be Mates by nature love 95 reviews
"What do I have to do to convince you Granger?" He whispered harshly as he gathered her in his arms, taking in her scent. "Don't go. I don't want you to get hurt!" Voldemort and his Death Eaters are ready to attack Hogwarts. Veela!Draco, Mate!Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,534 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Triple Ohtori Trouble by DarkTracy reviews
Kyoya, heir to the ohtori family and married to Haruhi for 4 years world turns upside down when Haruhi finds out she's pregnant with triplets. But what will happen when Kyoya's father doesn't approve of the triplets? Read to find out.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 49,648 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Revenge for my Family by Tracey4t reviews
Haruhi, married to Mori and pregnant with their first child is shot just when she first goes into labor. Now Mori has vowed revenge against the shooter no matter what it takes! Rating may change.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 49,298 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Mori/Takashi M., Haruhi F. - Complete
Watching them grow up by Tracey4t reviews
Sequel to Two Babies, Two Daddies, One Mommy; taking place where the first story left off, Haruhi, Hikaru and Kaoru watch the babies grow during the first year, but seeing as how it's them its going to be well, crazy! HaruhixTwins rating may change.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 61 - Words: 95,956 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Haruhi F., Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Will You Be My Daddy? by Tracey4t reviews
Haruhi has a daughter whom she loves but has a problem with; she has no idea who her daughter's real father is out of her six friends. Rating subject to change. HaruhixHosts
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 88,898 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Tracey4t reviews
Sequel to Broken and Healed, taking place shortly after where the final chapter left off. Haruhi takes on a serious case that soon puts her and her loved ones in danger, and reunites Haruhi with an old enemy.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 86,273 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Haruhi F., Kaoru H. - Complete
Remember by sbmcneil reviews
The summer after the Chamber of Secrets was hard. Why can't Harry remember what happened? Realizing he's missing memories, Harry and Remus set out to find out what happened. What about that red-head he's been dreaming about? Soul-bond fic. H/G, B/F, R/T
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 351,754 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 3/20/2009 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Remus L., N. Tonks] - Complete
A New Beginning by KlaineGleekFanGirl reviews
Severus finds out Harry's being abused by the Dursleys and discovers that he actually cares for the boy. Snape/Harry mentor/guardian NO SLASH! o wait jk there it is! / seriously though no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 19,169 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Reincarnation by ZionX reviews
Kyoko died on an airplane crash and Ren went to hollywood... and 14 years later, there's a fuss about the new Tsuruga Ren and Mogami Kyoko in LME? is this true? read and find out...
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 87,513 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Ren, Kyoko M. - Complete
The Shadow's Heart by leavesfallingup reviews
Sasaya Yuu is returning to Japan with an armload of new scripts and a gleam in her eye. This time she has set her sights on Mogami Kyoko as her lead actress. How will Kyoko do on stage? Part 2 of "Patience is its Own Reward" Yuu&Ichii, Kyoko&Ren,
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 208,259 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
F off you twit Granger is MINE! by Skizzy16 reviews
War's over, time for teenage drama! Draco Malfoy finds his one true veela mate but Ron Weasley fights tooth and nail to keep her from 'the dark side' but that was Ron's down fall. Telling Hermione Granger what to do. ROMANCE! LEMONS IN FUTURE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,547 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Memory Gap by EmilyF.6 reviews
19 year old Kyoko wakes up in the hospital with no memory of the last 6 years of her life. Who is this woman calling herself her best friend, this man claiming to be her father, the the handsome stranger who keeps staring at her?
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,677 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Vows by Zarathustra46 reviews
Severitus taking place between first and second year. Vernon loses it after Dobby drops the cake and he discovers Harry isn't supposed to do magic at home. Now complete.Chapters 8 - 11 contain strong language and details child abuse/rape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 116,752 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,853 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Forgotten Memory by CorneroftheMoon reviews
Escorted by two policemen and placed in handcuffs, a strange and troubled girl comes to the Sohma house. Who will accept her? More importantly, who will she accept? Who is she to Hatori? And why can her own mother not remember her? MomijiXOC REVIEW!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 38,758 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Momiji S. - Complete
Faster Than a Kiss by Theriechenbachevent reviews
What happens when Kyoko bags a lead female role? With Ren as her male lead no less. What will happen in her first interview? Not to mention the matchmaking schemes running amok between her friends. No one ever said show biz was easy. This just proves it! On the other hand, you could be surprised with how things turn out.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,658 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Daddy Is So Going To Kill You by GingerBeast reviews
Lily, Al, and James Potter go back in time and meet... lots of people...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,896 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Lily Luna P., Albus S. P.
Making the best of it by HelenaTheRavenclaw reviews
Hermione's life was going just fine until a new law from the ministry messed it all up, now she will be forced to marry some one she barely knows and adjust to the new life that comes with her marriage... REVIEWS PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,193 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
A Normal Day on Paradise by Ms.Alice Brandon reviews
Ren and Kyoko are secretly in a relationship, but the cat may come out of the bag when Kyoko is suddenly attacked by a little green monster ;
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,567 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Ren, Kyoko M. - Complete
The Start of Our Lives by xoxThis.Is.How.It.Goes.Downxox reviews
After a drunken one night stand, bushy-haired bookworm Hermione Granger finds out that she is pregnant to none other than Draco Malfoy. They begin their lives as teenage parents and learn to live together and maybe even eventually fall in love? R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 79,143 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Founders' Heir by Renatus reviews
Pre HBP. Days before his sixteenth birthday, Harry Potter disappears in a blaze of fire and magic. When he returns, few recognize him for who he is. He's out for Voldemort, as per the Task the Founders' set to him. And he isn't about to fail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,276 - Reviews: 3715 - Favs: 5,141 - Follows: 4,982 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Harry P.
Hidden in Plain Sight by leavesfallingup reviews
LME has seen better days; Kyoko was forced to return home by her mother and Tsuruga Ren has gone back to the States to resume his true identity. So who is the new kid making entertainment news… and why is Saena so angry?
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,739 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Kyoko M. - Complete
Rumors by kohitsujichan reviews
A somewhat compromising photo of Ren and Kyouko is leaked to the press. Rumors and drama ensue.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 112,366 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
The Fan by Eesa reviews
Haruhi always did wonder where all those damn petals came from.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Butterfly Effect by Five seas reviews
Cain Heel has brought up the darkness in Ren, and it's clear he needs some help defeating it. So the president decides it's time to bring in the big guns and get him together with Kyoko once and for all. Kyoko/Ren
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,328 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Babysitting by mangawolfgirl96 reviews
For a Love Me assignment, Kyouko is to babysit four spoiled boys for a day, which includes taking them to a filming for Dark Moon. A short, mostly humorous four chapter story rated T for language, Fuwa maiming, and Lory losing his temper.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,058 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Ryou's School Festival by Soundless Gypsy reviews
well i think the title says it all. But well its about Ren and kyoko's son. His a 2nd grader so his 7. Thers some RxK and KxY too Please read and review...
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Complete
After wedding by ayamechin reviews
Sequel to Marry me. Kyoko and Ren are married. Kyoko demand some things and Ren had to reveal his secrets to her. How will she react? What they will do after?
Skip Beat! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,391 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Last Dance by WingsOfMorphius reviews
Shou gets invited to his middle school reunion, and all of his old classmates are dying to see him again. But unfortunately for them, he won’t come unless Kyouko’s gonna be there.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,706 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Kyoko M.
Harry Potter, Wizarding Savior? by dbzdragonlanceman reviews
Harry in his anger at the Headmaster after the death of Sirius finally burns through the Memory Charm that the Headmaster cast on him just before third year and comes to some surprising revelations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,088 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 5,041 - Follows: 2,535 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Contemplations by Reika-chanxX reviews
Based from ch160: Kyoko is starting to understand her role as Setsu, but when curiousity and temptation begin affecting Cain and Setsu they find that they are getting too comfortable with each other; it's especially getting hard on Ren.
Skip Beat! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 153,241 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
It's all an Act by CuLoveG2L reviews
Kyoko's hurt. Ren hurts too. "She'll never see." "He'll never know..."
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Imperial Entanglements by leavesfallingup reviews
There is a black sheep in the Imperial Family, and he is making life difficult for everyone. The Empress decides to settle her youngest son down by marriage to a commoner. He fights back by choosing someone who is sure to fail, or will she?
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,597 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Kyoko M. - Complete
Kissable by leavesfallingup reviews
Kyoko jumps at the chance to play a fairy-tale princess, even if it is only for a CM. But there's a catch. Why is Sho smirking, and will Ren be able to save her in time?
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,450 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
The Lord and Lady Phoenix: The Stone by SuperXBrother reviews
Just before Voldemort killed her, Lily performed a ritual on Harry. Now he will discover not only his lost heritage, but who he really is. With a bond with Ginny, a contolling headmaster, and a golden bird following him, now he must survive his 1st year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 109,333 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Immune by Bobapearl reviews
An unlikely scenario placed him under her care. A leaked rumor forced them to hide. But when trapped in an apartment with just the two of them, tricky predicaments and high-strung emotions begin to unravel until the secrets they so desperately wanted to keep are laid out for all eyes to see.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,430 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Unusual Embrace by Rat300 reviews
Tohru's cousin is flown in from America to take her away from her current way of life. When she meets the Sohmas she finds that they aren't the only ones cursed. Eventual HatsuhauXOC. Rated T for safety due to laguage and a hard knock life.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,356 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Hatsuharu S.
Weddings Squared by Flower in the River reviews
"I would like my wedding dress to be the purest, deepest black." "...Excuse me?" Postmanga
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Kazuma S., Saki H. - Complete
My Little Stranger by XtreamDreamz reviews
"Kyo I'm pregnant" Tohru said. Pregnant, why does that sound familure? I know that I know what it means, but what does it Mean? Then it hit me, Baby!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Untold truths by LuvHarryP reviews
AU/OOC rewrite The summer before 6th year Harry's family is killed He is forced to live part with Severus But a fever reveals Snape to be his dad Can they work together to win? Albus/Ron bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 66,322 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Yuki's Cooking Adventure by Luner Midnight reviews
Yuki is not being watched and is hungry. One shot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Yuki S., Machi K. - Complete
The Moonlight Glares by Liza Lew reviews
One fateful morning, Hermione Granger finds out she is adopted. The result is a whirlwind of events, an introduction into a sparkling pureblood society, and the discovery of a family and a friendship she never though she'd have. Post OoTP. HG/DM. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 60,065 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Epilogue: The Envelope by thetamedrose reviews
When Sho receives a message from Kyoko, saying she has something important to tell him, he jumps with the opportunity to admit his feelings. Little does he know that LME has hatched a plan to crush him ... Epilogue to The Envelope
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,160 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Shoutaro, Kyoko M. - Complete
Broken Slipper by Rutoh-Chan reviews
Cinderella rewrite. Because fifteen minutes isn't always enough time to fall in love, a Fairy Godmother isn't a genie, and even a prince has to prove himself.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,995 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - [Ren, Kyoko M.] [Juliella, Kuu] - Complete
Marry me by ayamechin reviews
"Marry me, Tsuruga-san!" / "Mogami-san, can you repeat what you just said! I don't think I heard you well." half re-written
Skip Beat! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,750 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
The Envelope by thetamedrose reviews
Kyoko is given an envelope by President Lory and it is her last LoveMe request. And it is one she is positive she can't do. What exactly is her last LoveMe request and why is nobody helping her? Why wont she do it?
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,044 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Spring Has Come For That Girl With No Sex Appeal by momoirousagichan reviews
Kijima said Kyoko's dating Hikaru, which surprised Ren because he's been shacked with her as Cain, who's just mad because Sho called... and then there's Reino.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 152,418 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Kyoko M. - Complete
Sapporo in the Moonlight by leavesfallingup reviews
LME Hits a Landmark 25th Anniversary. To celebrate, Lory leases an entire resort in Sapporo and sponsors a company vacation for the holidays. With Kyoko turning eighteen, will Ren finally make his move? And why do mysterious things keep happening?
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,125 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Ren, Kyoko M. - Complete
Tag In by Cindersarah reviews
Kyoko is at Box R when Reino decides on a visit, except she was almost in Natsu mode when he does, causing her to pass out. When she awakes, she isn't Kyoko anymore. Will this ruin her life... or just make it more fabulous? hehe.. yeah I suck at summaries
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,674 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Always Be My Baby by Kris Black reviews
After going over lines for TDM, Kyoko and Ren have a night of passion and the result could not only cause a scandal, but ruin both of their careers. How will the two lovers withstand the trials of their love?
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,204 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren
Enchanted Beginnings by alitablake reviews
Diamond Rings, White dresses and Lingerie. The perfect recipe for a perfect wedding for the newly engaged couple, but will they survive all the planning? Limes, a lemon and loads of fluff.
Skip Beat! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 128,526 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Blindfolded by Bobapearl reviews
As if President Lory's assignment isn't hard enough, he just has to go and kick it up a notch as he places Kyoko in her most awkward position ever. The problem? She can't seem to complete it without some help...
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,957 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
I'm Clueless by Moustache-Guy reviews
"So where do babies come from?" It's that age old question that poor Ren has to somehow explain to Kyoko... How will it turn out? I don't know read and see! Please R&R!
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Ren, Kyoko M. - Complete
Unrequited Friendship by Ski000Girl reviews
"I'm pregnant" I'd never get to tell him that. He hurt me to badly for him to deserve the right of knowledge. Instead I flee the country and my pregnancy turns deadly and my child and I are forced to fight for our lives against a force we cannot control
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,866 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Damn You, Auto Correct! by alitablake reviews
Kyoko gets a new phone but has a little trouble with it when texting with Ren. Rated M for Language
Skip Beat! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 145 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Christmas from Hell by lulu halulu reviews
The girls did say they would visit the Hosts for Christmas. A few girls and some boys from Ouran along with Mei all come to America for Christmas. This was definitely going to be the Christmas from Hell. TamaHaru, KaoruMei, KyouyaRenge and HunnyReiko
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,835 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/19/2010
Take Me or Leave Me by dancinequestrian reviews
Hermione is the creator of a famous fashion line, while Draco is still the rich playboy he was at school. They both hate each other, but what happens when they are both given guardianship of a 3-month old baby? DMHG! Complete! Edit in Progress!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,779 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Promise that He Couldn't Keep by leavesfallingup reviews
Some promises are meant to be kept. Others are doomed to be broken. Ren was soon to discover that there is a promise he made to Kyoko that he can't keep.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Ren, Kyoko M. - Complete
Professor, Please Help by court2010 reviews
As requested! Hermione desperatly informs Snape that Harry was abused by his uncle over the summer holiday. Snape discovers that Hermione also endured abuse over the holiday. Can Snape help these two? Pairings: Hermione/Draco and Harry/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 32,930 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Sad Eyes by leavesfallingup reviews
Kyoko runs away from Ren's profession of love, but neither distance, nor disguises, nor fierce, deadly storms can keep him away forever. Will Ren win Kyoko's heart before another man steals it forever?
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,002 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Freaks Aren't Allowed by lastcrazyhorn reviews
After nearly freezing to death outside his relative's home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn't over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge's problems aren't limited to just frostbite. Childfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 4,413 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Your Kyoko Chan by C.Queen reviews
Ren never imagined that agreeing to give Kyoko a ride home would cause so many problems. Both get in major trouble when a talkshow host calls Kyoko on stage to explain her feelings for Ren and it only gets worse from there on in.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,003 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Bus Ride by otakuffee reviews
After all day's work, Robin Smith, a fashion magazine photographer, made his way home. On routine, he rides a bus that runs about an hour to get to his destination. On this praticular day, he is intrigued by a certain couple that catches his eye.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Ren, Kyoko M. - Complete
Sepia Images by Jhiz reviews
Kyoko is offered the lead in a new drama: stolen kisses, rivalry and a jealous Ren ensue.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 102,305 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Child's Play by alitablake reviews
Ren and Kyoko's love is so obvious a child, like Maria, can see it. After nursing a broken heart, Maria decides to support them by trying to get them together in her own special way. Fluff and Lemon.
Skip Beat! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,177 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 153 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Vegas and Its Temptations by Bobapearl reviews
When Ren was invited to a full-paid vacation to Vegas by President Lory, he had to admit he was slightly wary, knowing very well what kind of city Vegas could be. But when he found out that Kyoko was coming along, wariness was the last thing on his mind.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,776 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
A Threat She Never Saw Coming by Bobapearl reviews
Kyoko has always dealt with competition. It was just a part of the job. But this girl...she was unlike any person Kyoko had ever met. Because she wasn't fighting with her over a role...this girl was fighting for something much more valuable than that.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,785 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Ren, Kyoko M. - Complete
Sons by SaphfireFlame reviews
Sometime in the future, Ren and Kyoko are getting married! 'Bout time too! Kuu, being the oyabaka he is, is overjoyed and immeadiatly has to tell everyone. Only problem is, he needs to work on his methods of communication a bit...
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Kuu - Complete
The CoStar Killer by momoirousagichan reviews
Tsuruga Ren has a reputation for making his co-stars fall in love with him. So despite knowing that, why is Kyoko looking forward to co-starring with him?
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 149,654 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Ren, Kyoko M. - Complete
What I'm Missing by Sariah Loire reviews
As they grow more famous, there's still something missing. Can Kyoko and Ren have closure with their pasts, while making it big in Showbiz? Directly following the official story line, starting at Act 151.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 118,589 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - [Kyoko M., Ren] - Complete
Can you teach me how to kiss? by Bobapearl reviews
Kyoko has got a brand new job, acting in a commercial for a famous fragrance called SWEET AFFECTION. But when the last scene requires her to be a little bit more sensual than she usually is, she goes to the only person she knows who can help...
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,520 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
A Veela Tale by Bunnyhops reviews
He turns 21 tomorrow. He's worried. He will come of age and it will start. His father told him what to expect, but still… fear of the unknown. He would soon know what his fate held.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,708 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 2,144 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Returning by A Closet Mangaka reviews
Kiri Returns to Japan and reunites with the rest of SP, however there is one new member. Ayumi Takarada. And she's got her eye on Narumi. What will Kiri do? My very first fanfic!
Beauty Pop - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,394 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Narumi, Kiri
Harry Potter and the Betrothal Contract by James Spookie reviews
It's been done, but here's my shot at the old Marriage Contract type story. Harry and Daphne Greengrass find out their parents put together a marriage contract when they were born, now they must deal with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 150,027 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 7,140 - Follows: 2,914 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Ouran COLLEGE Hosts? Hitachiin Exploits and ME! by Me.Vicky reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru are MY responsibility here at college? My life is officially over.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,951 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
For The Love of A Baby by Pazel reviews
Tamaki and Haruhi have their first child after a complicated pregnancy that almost kills both Haruhi and the baby. Tamaki watches his child grow up, and he learns to grow through his experiences as a father. RxR
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,991 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Runaway Royalty by leavesfallingup reviews
Kotonami Kanae is offered her big break, debuting as the leading lady in a new movie. But then she meets her costar: Uesugi Hiou, the boy who has a crush on her and who loved to boss her around. How will she cope with three months in Australia with Hiou?
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 74,583 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Kanae, Hiou - Complete
Always With You by leavesfallingup reviews
Kyoko is asked to do a commercial drama along with Tsuruga Ren. As their popularity increases so does the chance that their secrets will be revealed.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,424 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
A Wink, A Poke, A Gentle Shove by MadnessinmyMethod reviews
Because Kuu wants to know when Kyouko will be his legal daughter. Because the managers have been planning this all along. Because sometimes all you need is a gentle shove. RenxKyouko. LAST CHAPTER IS UP!
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,054 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Ren, Kyoko M. - Complete
Convergence Zone by leavesfallingup reviews
The cast of Dark Moon travels to the United States for the Emmy Awards. Hizuri Kuu, Ren's father invites them to stay on his estate. Will Ren's secret be revealed? And how will Kyoko react?
Skip Beat! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,953 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Baby by Seductive Venus reviews
After an unexpected twist of events, the Host Club has a responsibility on their hands. How will they deal with a mother-to-be? Will it all work out for them in the end? -HaruhixTamaki, KyouyaxHaruhi-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,539 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Yashiro Conspiracy by blacktohru reviews
Yashiro has a card up his sleeve. What has the past got to do with the future? Just about everything...
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,144 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 9/24/2007
Beauty Pop Extra by midori ringo-chyaan reviews
My thought on what happened before the ending. Narumi/Kiri
Beauty Pop - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Kiri, Narumi - Complete
Because You Live by C.Queen reviews
Mr. Yashiro tracks down "Bo" to come visit Ren who's upset over a fight with Kyoko. Things get interesting though, when Kyoko arrives to find Ren drunk and in a talkative mood.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 86 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Ren, Kyoko M. - Complete
Harry Potter and His Real Dad by Dramagirl007 reviews
This is a Harry Potter and Severus Snape fic. It starts out a month after Sirius died. It has father son bonding and NO SLASH but there are spankings
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 66,429 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Wink by Golden meliades reviews
Why does Kyoko have to do her first-ever photo shoot in a bikini, of all things? And why won't Ren quit teasing her? It's an embarrassing day for Kyoko. For Lyl's Cover Challenge. Ren x Kyoko fluff and silly-ness. Oneshot.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 164 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
The Boy Named Freak by liketoreadandwrite reviews
Dumbledore sends Severus to check in on five year old Harry, he finds a very abused little boy who thinks his name is Freak. Taking him home, he tries to care for the child who doesn't think he deserves happiness or love. Will Severus be able convince him
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,742 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Wolf in Winter by Snapegirlkmf reviews
SEQUEL to Snowflakes and Memories! A mysterious encounter with a silver wolf teaches Harry & Severus an important lesson during the holidays. AU, Sev adopts Harry fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,052 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A History of Color by buduica reviews
A waitress keeps noticing unusual couples at her place of work. A Skip Beat future-fic, Ren/Kyouko pairing.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 144 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Snowflakes and Memories by Snapegirlkmf reviews
On a Christmas Eve a year after the death of Lily Potter, Severus recalls bittersweet memories of snowflakes and laughter. Then he hears a cry in the night and discovers an unexpected surprise in the snow on his doorstep. AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 77 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Your Suicide by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. One night Sho comes home and finds Kyoko barely alive after a suicide attempt. At the hospital, waiting to find out if she'll live or die, he realizes he doesn't want to lose her. Sho x Kyoko. Dark and angsty, but has a happy ending.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Kyoko M., Shoutaro - Complete
LoveMe Tender by Concetta reviews
Ren and Kyoko are starring in the same film. Great! The snag? They have a love scene. The conflicted Ren needs advice from a certain chicken along the way. *NEW EPILOGUE*
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,875 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Arms of A Dark Angel by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Neglected by his caregivers, little Harry would not have survived were it not for the mysterious dark angel who helped him. Harry never knew his name, until he went to Hogwarts and discovered a certain professor bore a remarkable resemblence to his savior
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 232,468 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 2,352 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 2231 - Favs: 7,458 - Follows: 3,055 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deaged Potions Professor by Dramagirl007 reviews
This isn't HB related. Harry's in his sixth year and due to a major potions accident Severus turned into a baby. Dumbledore thinks only one student is capable of taking care of baby Severus and that would be our favorite boy who lived. NO SLASH Yes spanks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 99,905 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Heart Stamp by MegKF reviews
What happens when, right after Ren's acting test, a crazy experimental science project hits Kyoko and suddenly there are three more Kyoko's?
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,038 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Kyoko M. - Complete
The Bonds of Family by The Lilac Elf of Lothlorien reviews
Harry Potter and Petunia Dursley have never really considered each other family. Until Vernon's reckless behavior and following events forces aunt and nephew to see each other in a whole new light. DisabledHarry fic. T Rating-Self injury in later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 44,299 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Put That Tongue Back in Your Mouth by Stormy Wind reviews
xD I love my insane titles... Okay so this is the long waited for sequel of Alright Remove Your Shirt please enjoy and review YashiroxKanae and RenxKyoko
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Yashiro, Kanae - Complete
Alright Remove Your Shirt by Stormy Wind reviews
Yashiro and Kanae run into each other and find out they have the same goal. Pair up Ren and Kyoko. Oneshot. Read to see the results of their plan! RenxKyoko, slight YashiroxKanae
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Thicker Than Blood by The Lilac Elf of Lothlorien reviews
An accident with the Dursleys leads Harry to a new family but old dangers still lurk. Meanwhile, evil forces plot to undermine Hogwarts from within
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 62,158 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Witness and the Wife by Marmalade Fever reviews
When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2922 - Favs: 2,649 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Revolution by GreenGecko reviews
Sequel to Resonance. Harry continues his Auror training and begins a journey of mastering his unusual and growing powers. Harry, with the help of his adoptive father, is finally making his own way, but fate and prophecy are never completely absent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 397,328 - Reviews: 2546 - Favs: 1,726 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Black Dog, Once More by xSirenSongx reviews
Kagome lost her father when she was 5 years old. So it comes as a shock when she encounters his ghost, the twist is he's buried in Feudal Japan. How is that even possible. COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 86,473 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Complete
Prometheus Bound by Dius Corvus reviews
Harry survives an unbearable summer and returns to Hogwarts to learn secrets about himself that he really could have done without. He’s lost his sight, all illusions about his parentage, and now will he lose himself? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 172,430 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 2,138 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 8/13/2005 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hermione's Baby by EternalOphelia reviews
Chapter 23THE END!HD. Three unlikely students are found together, unconscious, by the lake. When they come to they find nearly 4 months of their lives have been erased from their memories. But that is by far the least of their problems. RR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,071 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Resonance by GreenGecko reviews
Year six and Harry needs rescuing by Dumbledore and Snape. The resulting understanding between Harry and Snape is critical to destroying Voldemort and leads to an offer of adoption. Covers year seven and Auror training. Sequel is Revolution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 528,272 - Reviews: 4781 - Favs: 4,896 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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Many Questions But Few Answers reviews
Carrie Nancy has always wished for answers, especially on her past. she knows she's adopted and all that. but she want's to know, to make it all complete. she's been promised that her questions WILL be answered on her 11th birthday.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - OC, Harry P.
Crossing Stars reviews
rewrite of GemmaGemini98's "be my moon". Luna Astrum is bound in a marriage contract to the one she can't stand! The situation becomes even worse when a relative of her unwanted fiancee causes chaos and disorder for her quite family. That Sirius Black...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,340 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2012 - OC, Sirius B.
Overdose of the Emperor reviews
It has now been five years since she became a part of LME. Now Kyoko currently works on three dramas, each of them she is placed as the lead. But whats an actresses life with out a twist- Ren is the male lead in each of them!
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,793 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Kyoko M., Ren
The host club in AmericaOH NO! reviews
All of the host club have gone to Boston with Haruhi. The twins are introduced to pyrotechnics, Haruhi gets sick, and Tamaki gets it in his head to start a new branch of HC, plus he can't grow mushrooms anymore. This is their adventures. T just in case.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S.