![]() Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Harry Potter, and Ouran High School Host Club. So there's not not really much to say about me except that I'm a girl,I live in the house of Alfred F. Jones, and I am a firm beliver in randomness makes the world go round. Things to do in an elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. If you go crazy every time you get another comment, copy and paste this. If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this. If you've ever fallen backwards in your chair, copy and paste this. If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this. If you're obsessed with writing/reading fan fictions will non-canon couplings, copy and paste this. If you're obsessed with writing/reading fan fictions with an OCxCharacter coupling, copy and paste this. If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this. If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this If you've ever laughed at your friend when they've done something stupid, copy and paste this. If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this. Ok,...So I may not be the most graceful person out there. I’m saying this from the bottom of my heart...and i have done these things too... If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and past this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever gotten into a high sugar rush and ran into some poles at school in front of everyone, put this on your profile. If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy this onto your profile. If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into our profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this onto your profile. If you let your heart do the talking instead of your mouth, copy into your profile If you have ever spelled your name wrong paste this in your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile. If anyone got you addicted to Naruto in your life (including friends, familiy, etc...) or any anime, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, PhAnToM SpEaKeRIf you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, PhAnToM SpEaKeRIf you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, PhAnToM SpEaKeRv, Deidara and Toshiros property, Lina-Neko, Lady of Elysion, The Awesome Sugar Sparkles If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you ever wanted to touch Neji Hyuga's or Sasuke Uchiha's hair, paste this in your profile! If you have been on Youtube for more than 5 hours paste this in your profile If you are an Otaku post this! (Otaku is a Japanese term used to refer to people with obsessive interests, particularly anime and manga- info gotten off of Wikipedia!) You Know your obsessed with Naruto when . . . -Live by a strict diet of only ramen. -Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree. -Call your semester exam a chuunin exam. -Start using 'un', 'hn', and 'dattebayo' several times a conversation -Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector. -Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan". -Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline. -Tell your friends about your dream to become Mizukage (believe it!) -Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter. -Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends' names. -Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books. -Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. -Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou. -Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out. -Start to call your teachers Sensei. -Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan. -Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day. -When someone asks you who your dream girl is and you say Ino. -Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central. -Spend your week searching down Naruto sites. -Refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Gaara. -Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu. -Yell at Sasuke to poke Itachi's head and see how HE likes it. -Tell your teacher that you didn't fail your test because you didn't study but because it was too troublesome -Put a picture of Kakashi/Anko in your wallet and tell your friends it's your boy/girlfriend. -List Anbu as current occupation on a job application. -Can spout out a random character quote on command. -Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it. -Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!". -Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down. -Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea. -Draw a fanart for the fanfiction of a fanart just because you saw the word SasuNaru in it somewhere -Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more. -Start referring to your crush as your 'Cherry Blossom of Eternal Youthfulness' -Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way". You Know your obsessed with Naruto when . . . -Live by a strict diet of only ramen. -Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree. -Call your semester exam a chuunin exam. -Start using 'un', 'hn', and 'dattebayo' several times a conversation -Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector. -Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan". -Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline. -Tell your friends about your dream to become Mizukage (believe it!) -Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter. -Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends' names. -Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books. -Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. -Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou. -Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out. -Start to call your teachers Sensei. -Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan. -Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day. -When someone asks you who your dream girl is and you say Ino. -Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central. -Spend your week searching down Naruto sites. -Refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Gaara. -Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu. -Yell at Sasuke to poke Itachi's head and see how HE likes it. -Tell your teacher that you didn't fail your test because you didn't study but because it was too troublesome -Put a picture of Kakashi/Anko in your wallet and tell your friends it's your boy/girlfriend. -List Anbu as current occupation on a job application. -Can spout out a random character quote on command. -Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it. -Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!". -Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down. -Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea. -Draw a fanart for the fanfiction of a fanart just because you saw the word SasuNaru in it somewhere -Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more. -Start referring to your crush as your 'Cherry Blossom of Eternal Youthfulness' -Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way". |
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