![]() Author has written 10 stories for Shakespeare. Edit, April 2016 - I was so boss in 2009. Gosh. What happened? Random, hyper, emotionally unstable, self-indulgent adolescent fanfiction writers are the best. (Twenty dollars says you'll cringe at this...just don't punch a kitten in the throat, like I did upon reading it again): WeLcOmE to my domain. I am Cornadopia. I will not tell you my real name or location. I am the following: Sane. Insane. Wild. Tame. I'm Imaginative.* Swede-Irish...inga dinga shalaie A Disney freak (though not the new stuff, because then I'd be an abomination). Hmm... what else about me? Well... I love Shakespeare, R&J in particular... I've seen three different versions of "The Complete Works of William Shakespeare" abridged, and I want to see mawr!! My sense of humor can get very racy and boyish. Beware of this. I'm very into the bromance between Mercutio and Benvolio. It's guy love, that's all it is.. Romeo: In bed asleep, while they do dream things true. Mercutio: O, then, honey, you just got Mab'd. Romeo: ... What? (No one gets that but me and a few select others. Ah, my life =D) I love art, and talking about it. I love talking. Period. I love 'High School Musical'. That was a lie. Io parlo italiano. I LOVE calling Tybalt 'Tibby.' If I had known him, I would have tried to annoy the hell out of him 24/7 Homestarrunner.com is some of the funniest shiznit I have ever seen, and I've been trying to get StrongBad to answer my e-mails since I was eight. But it's never happened. I have a rebellious side. I think 'Les Miserables' rocks my socks. I ... LOVE... ELIPSES!! I may rock but I'm not made of stone. The only current (big) story on this site that I have worked on is "Mercutio and Allegra", a fanfiction for "Romeo and Juliet". It's about Juliet's cousin and her relationship with Romeo's best friend, Mercutio, and all the events caused by it. It's supposed to take place during the events of "Romeo and Juliet", so next time the reader sees "Romeo and Juliet", the reader can ask themselves if the events in "Mercutio and Allegra" actually could have happened. (That's what I always do.) Everything else I write is non fanfiction and part of my own orginial series. I also like Wishbone... not kidding. It's the cutest show in the world. I may or may not write some sort of one-shot for that... hmm. Maybe when my book is out in stores, I'll write a fanfic where Wishbone imagines himself as one of the characters. This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line. X So I was thinking about it and decided that "Mercutio and Allegra" would be an awesome opera. The overture would be the same as "Carmen"'s. Totally fits. I also decided what everyone's voice parts would be... Mercutio - Tenor Allegra - Soprano (well, duh.) Benvolio - Baritone Tybalt - Bass. Low, scary.. Bruna - Contralto Simon - Baritone Valentine - Tenor Tancredo - Baritone Celestine - Mezzo-soprano (with an extremely annoying French accent) Juliet - Mezzo-soprano Romeo - N/S (Good. I bet he SUCKS!) |
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