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Joined 03-23-10, id: 2299089, Profile Updated: 08-15-10
Author has written 5 stories for Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, and True Blood.

God I am so bad at describing myself. Why cant the profile area say please describe your favorite smutty lemony goodness?! That I could do with ease. I am just now posting things that others can read. I have been on ff for months just reading. After reading so many faboo fics Ms. Harris' DitF was sorta a disappointment. She set Appius up to be an uber bad ass but he was a total phail-bot in the last book. I am not sure if I was swayed by the ff comunity or it was just not a very good cannon? I have gotten positive feedback from my readers and I am greatfull for each and everyone of you that does review and favorite me or my story. I have some exciting ideas for oneshots or outtakes but I am trying to get more of the main story posted before I commit to another project.

I am 26 years old and I love to read. I am begging for a Nook for my birthday. I have a wonderful husband that bitches about my outlets taking over my life. Soo..I get sidetracked reading and forget a load of laundry sue me foo. I have met some wonderful people in this community and i am blessed to know them all. I have no children but I do have 4 furbabies that are more like children than animals they are spoiled rotten. Thanks much for reading this dribble that I post and if you have questions feel free to PM me.

Toots and much love,

Affy

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Time for some Pimpage! My friend Miral is awesome opossum. Go read her Stories! Return of the Stackhouse Six or RotSS is beyond hilarious.

Oh No! Vampire Bill! - Chapters can be read in any order! At any time!
Whenever you need a pick-me-up. Warning: Not for BLs. Creative Consultant:
Affynity.

1,001 Ways Bill Compton Meets his Accidental or Pre-Meditated Accidental Final
Death. Do you find yourself feeling sad? Disappointed? Angry? Betrayed? Are
you ready to stake yourself as you watch True Blood Season 3? Affynity and I
may have the perfect cure-all for what ails you. Chapter after hilarious
chapter of nothing but Bill deaths. Inspired by one reader's plaintive plea:
please take everything wrong in the world out on Bill! :) we are attempting to
right the wrongs of Charlaine Harris and Alan Ball. It's like the South Park
skit when Kenny dies over and over only no one's ever sorry. It's like
Groundhog Day only more awesome because each time William H. Compton meets his
final death, Sookie and Eric just go have sex.

Marianne meeting St. Peter at the gates of Heaven

"So, Marianne what did you do to earn your wings?"

"Well, in 2010, there was this horrible demon spawn named Alan Ball who was
hell-bent on ruining the happiness of thousands, hundreds of thousands, maybe
millions of women (maybe some men?) by taking a much beloved story and
changing it all around. It was betrayal after betrayal after betrayal."

"so Mariane, what did you do?"

"I helped create an alternate universe. One with a happy ending. So no one
felt betrayed."

"How did you do this?"

"I used mean snarky humor, mockery of Southern accents, lots of violence, and
some swear words."

Heck, everyone's got a hobby, right?


Dead Backwards Images:

Dead Backwards Chapter - 23 Coronation Gown: White satin gown Top Left. Eric's Tux:

Dead Backwards Chapter - 23 Pledging/Commitment Gown: & Eric's Tux:

Dead Backwards Chapter - 23 Wedding Invitations: & Envelope:

Godric's Corronation Invitation:

Rings:

Thermae: &

This Plantation home is in Natchez, Mississippi the real name is Dunleith.

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Addicted To Love by BonTempsBaby reviews
Sequel to "Pour Some Sugar On Me". Sookie and Eric come to terms with their new relationship. Very romantic, with more action in second half. Told from multiple POV's. Rated M for mature situations. Eric/Sookie/Bill/Pam
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 53 - Words: 922,330 - Reviews: 6310 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 1,585 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Sookie, Eric
Sookehverse: Oh No! Vampire Bill! by Miral reviews
It's like the South Park skit when Kenny dies over and over only when William T. Compton dies, no one's ever sorry. Series of one-shots that can be read in any order.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,766 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bill - Complete
Drop Dead Gorgeous by citrox reviews
Post Dead & Gone, Sookie has several big surprises while Eric gathers his forces.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 123 - Words: 492,186 - Reviews: 3249 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Sookie, Eric
Assent To Love by Mrs.Northman reviews
Sookie and Eric come to an agreement finally, but how far would they go to defend their love and each other
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 403,384 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Dead To My World by AF101 reviews
What if Hallow cursed Eric so that he lost his memory and ended up meeting Sookie while running down Hummingbird Road…but she had never met him or Bill or any other vampire before? Rated M for later chapters. Slightly AU, more like Alternate Timeline.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 325,437 - Reviews: 3700 - Favs: 1,699 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Entitlement by Morgaine Swann reviews
Eric has another boring night at Fangtasia, until he meets Sookie Stackhouse. Begins w/Escape from the Dragon Room, Season 1, so some of the dialog is from the show, CONTINUES to explore what might have happened if Eric got to Sookie before Bill.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 182,893 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Eric, Sookie
Dead and Back Again by JoxX reviews
Set After DAG... join Sookie on her lastest adventure, Bonds, Vikings,Ex lovers, Fairy odd puberty, Dear Abby and Sookie mark 2... how could she not fail to heal from her recent traumas? ***SPOILERS FOR ALL 9 BOOKS****
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 164,752 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
The Sheriffs Plan by Sassyvampmama reviews
The Sheriff of Area 5 is a man with a plan... to steal Sookie from Bill, and get Bill to help. Slightly OOC Rated M for future lemons. Caution, do not read this if you cannot handle extreme sexual situations.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,610 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Couples Therapy by evenflo78 reviews
Best friends, Eric & Sookie, have had more than their share of bad relationships. They seek the advice of a relationship counselor who gives them some advice they were never prepared for. AH Now complete.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 120,965 - Reviews: 2559 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Head Full of Doubt : Road Full of Promise by scribeninja reviews
Sookie is a telepathic waitress looking for a break in the journalism field when she hears something that leads her to Fangtasia in the hopes of interviewing The Vampire. She ends up with much more than she could have imagined. All Human/OOC
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,919 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Sookie, Eric
The Beginning of Forever by Sassyvampmama reviews
Sequel to The Sheriff's Plan. Can a 1000 year old vampire change enough to woo and win the girl he loves? After Eric's plan to steal Sookie fails, he needs to prove his love to her. Slightly OOC, Rated M for Lemons.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Dying Love by mavrosal reviews
What would happen if Godric lived and Bill was suddenly way out of the picture? Godric/Sookie/Eric pairing.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 128,450 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Eric N., Godric - Complete
Beyond Need by sheba6086 reviews
Sequel to my story Need. I've brought some of my own dolls this time, but the sandbox and most of the toys in it still belong to Charlaine Harris.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 176,900 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Birth of Eve by sawyersmine reviews
Sookie a young naive 27yo on the verge of womanhood is dating Bill and living in small town Bon Temps, when Eric, a mysterious visitor comes to stay with she and her Gran in their home. All Human, Love triangle, Sookie/Eric/Bill. ES pairing, M, Angst.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 263,546 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Royally Dead by yo-digitty-yo-yo reviews
Set after Dead and Gone. Sookie and Eric move on with life, but the politics of all three worlds get in thier way... lots of swearing, blood and citrus, just fyi. Complete!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 69,683 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
For The One I Love by scribeninja reviews
The things we do for those we love are sometimes hard, but always worth it in the end. Sookie/Eric. Some Sookie/Alcide. All Human. One-shot.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,551 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Please Remember Me by MommaMinion40 reviews
My first fanfic - Be Gentle - My version of "what if" Sookie brokedown in Dead as a Doornail after Eric hurt her arm when he demanded to know what happened between them while he was cursed. Lemons/Rated M for Lauguage and Sexual Content.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,434 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Northman's Off Rivington by Zigster reviews
One night while Sookie is bar hopping with some friends on the Lower East of New York City she runs into, literally, a towering mystery of a man. AU - AH. Eric/Sookie
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Jackson, Mississippi by BathshebaRocks reviews
Bill has disappeared, so Eric asks Sookie to come to Jackson to try to rescue him. This story takes Club Dead as its starting point, but naturally, things don't go exactly according to plan. Rated M for mild sexual content
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,146 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Death Eatin' A Cracker by misscyn reviews
Sookie gets a career opportunity she can't refuse.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 233,361 - Reviews: 3070 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Where I Am by Nyah reviews
Across a table from an FBI shrink sits one Eric Northman. The subject of discussion? A missing barmaid and the circumstances surrounding a certain blood bond. A Support Stacie Auction fic.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
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Dead Backwards reviews
What happens when the Normal Nightly News at Nine involves a Great Revelation? Will Sookie Stackhouse find the life that she has always dreamed about as a child? Rated M for later chapters. If lemony goodness scares you please refrain from clicking here.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,553 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Eric, Sookie
The One reviews
Eric finds and turns Sookie. Shortly after the Great Revelation. Interesting concept into what if she didn't have the choice to refuse immortality.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,270 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Eric, Sookie
Dead Memories reviews
My My Vane3131 dedication for 200 reviews. She chose the topic I just put the Affynity spin on it! Enjoy. Eric remembers after Hallow removes the Curse...
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Dead Strange, Twisted and Deranged reviews
My SVMFan1 dedication for 100 reviews. She chose the topic I just put the Affynity spin on it! Enjoy. Maenad Attack with a Spin...
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Complete
Swearing my Fealty: Affynity's Oath to the Viking reviews
This should be read after Chapter 7 of Dead Backwards. My faithful readers have expressed much concern over some of the things contained in that chapter have caused turmoil. This is the easiest solution other than altering my story which I DO NOT want!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Eric - Complete