![]() Author has written 2 stories for High School Musical, and Doctor Who. Hallo. It's me here. I see you ask who is 'Me' Well 'Me' is Jodie and that's as much of my name as I'm going to tell you. Fifteen years old. A little overly-hyper. But hey, it's my nature. You can't change good ol' mother nature now, can you? You must me reading this and thinking 'LOONY' Yeah... I'm a lil crazy. Never hurt anyone though, did it? Don't be put off. My stories are supposidly good. I hope that didn't sound bigheaded. It's just my stories are serious and about the only thing I'm good at. Supposedly. But if my stories are bad, then what am I good at? Oh dear... Hmm... Argh Sorry! Gone off track again. I tend to do that. Apparently I have a rambling mind. That does tend to happen... Like one time my Math teacher asked me to explain why I got bad marks on my homework and I ended up telling him my life story. Not quite sure how we got onto that... I think I told him my whole family tree too... Maybe I was telling him that I never had time... Maybe I was telling him that it was genetic... Argh sorry, done it again! Well anyways, I like lots of different books and some television shows. This shall be fun. I hope. Oh no, what if no one reviews my stories? I'll probably get upset and run manically away and live as a hobo with 600 cats. Living in the subway. Begging for money. Having to sneak into houses to eat food. Then the poor family will starve and die because I would have stole all their money too. Then I'll be forced to live with a lifetime of guilt. So then I'll try to kill myself but I lose my nerve so I walk back to my shack and my mind is wondering and I don't notice walking into an old woman and she goes flying into the road and gets run over by a bus. Then I'll steal a car to try to get away and accidenlty run over a policeman. Then the police will be after me for years. Then they find me living with a childhood friend, I'll be hiding in the basement. Then my friend and her family will be arrested. And then I'll be sent to prison forever. Oh no! I did it AGAIN! Sorry, need to keep focused! You must think I'm positively crazy now. I'm sorry, I'm just going to be quiet now and let you read my stories. See ya! |
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