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Joined 10-19-11, id: 3354070, Profile Updated: 07-05-18
Author has written 6 stories for Pride and Prejudice, Maximum Ride, Misc. Movies, Supernatural, and Sherlock.
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That Place Between Sleep and Awake by eternallost reviews
Wendy escapes a loveless marriage by way of Neverland. Slow burn Wendy/Hook. What will Peter do when he finds that Wendy is not a child and not a grown up?
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,247 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/22/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015 - Captain Hook, Peter Pan, Wendy D., Tinkerbell - Complete
Profligate and Proclivities by LzzyRose reviews
Mr. Darcy suffered from a tragic past to become richer, harsher and more worldly; having grown up as a tomboy, Elizabeth has a harder time seeing herself as the beautiful woman she's become. The story takes place in a darker P&P world. Rated M for explicit sexual content and references to nonconsensual sex. Adult audiences only. AU and HEA.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 149,406 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 2/13/2017 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
An Unpopular Notion by suki2618 reviews
After refusing to become engaged to the most eligible Lord Morecroft, Elizabeth who believes in the unpopular notion of marrying for love goes to stay with her Aunt and Uncle Gardiner in London where she makes the acquaintance of a Miss Georgiana Darcy...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 90,816 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 2,210 - Updated: 2/12/2017 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Where Dreams are Born and Time is Never Planned by LacedX reviews
Many years have passed since her adventure in Neverland and, with the looming prospect of marriage and motherhood, 18 year-old Wendy grieves for her youthful escapades. However, a very unexpected visit from an old (or, rather, young) friend in need of her help could steer her life in a more favourable direction - along with the reappearance of many other ghosts from her past.
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,377 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/26/2015 - Published: 10/11/2015 - [Captain Hook, Wendy D.]
You'd Every Cause to Doubt Me by will-you-wont reviews
When his friend Bingley drags the beautiful and elusive Will Darcy out for his birthday, he expects a quiet meal out of the spotlight and nothing more. But when they end up at an underground cabaret club, the sensual woman on stage well and truly steals his spotlight, amongst other things, and Will's world is about to be rocked. Less naive, more adult P&P. MA - sex, BDSM & swearing
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 194,608 - Reviews: 1713 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Elizabeth, Jane, Mr. Bingley, Mr. Darcy
Meet my daughter, AmyJane by Fost reviews
P&P AU - What if there was a scandal in the Bennet family prior to Darcy meeting Elizabeth, could he overcome his pride? What if Elizabeth saw him as another immoral gentleman, could she overcome her prejudice?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 384,046 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Mr Bennet's Daughter by Lady Susan reviews
Sequel to Childhood Impressions. Misunderstandings sunder the childhood friendship of Darcy and Elizabeth. Now an independent young woman, Lizzy must work to regain her old friend – who has become the cold-hearted master of Pemberley. Meanwhile, Georgiana falls in love with her piano master and Jane falls in love with Bingley.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 110,446 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 1,161 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
What Happens in Vegas by Saelia reviews
Casino, check. Liter of raspberry sangria, check. Impromptu wedding to Will Darcy during a night of alcohol-induced irresponsibility—that's a check too.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,863 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 1/5/2013 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] [Jane, Mr. Bingley]
The Thin Line between Love and Hate by jakeline reviews
A modern P&P with a Shakespearean twist. He said she wasn't pretty enough and she threw punch at him. After 12 years Darcy is back in Meryton and Lizzie still hasn't forgiven him.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 118,643 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
The Unsolvable Case by Peach-Fox reviews
A mystery arises that requires the unique skills of three very special teams. SuperWhoLock.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,986 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 11/30/2012 - 10th Doctor, Sherlock H.
Symmetry by Vee22 reviews
From the moment they met, Jake Knightley was wrapped around Emma Woodhouse's little finger. Too bad she's too blind to see it. But did anyone say the course of true love would be easy? Modern Emma. COMPLETE!
Emma - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 66,197 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12579 - Favs: 12,795 - Follows: 7,400 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Snowbound by jvcla25 reviews
Elizabeth Bennet, on her way from Kent to London after receiving Mr. Darcy's awful proposal and life-changing letter, falls victim to a freak spring snowstorm, and the only man who can save her is the one she had totally rejected as "the last man on Earth she could be prevailed on to marry."
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,686 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Then Stirs the Feeling Infinite by SweetNothingness reviews
How it should have gone.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,123 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Erik, Christine
Cottage Fever by Daughter of the Black reviews
The winter of 1811 was perilously and unexpectedly cold. The roads became impassable and neighbors leaned on each other to bear the barren winter. The Winter of 1811 found Netherfield Park occupied for Christmas. Holiday fic 2012.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,027 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Unexpected by DCM reviews
After four years, Darcy and Lizzy are reunited - a situation neither seems to be happy with. Current rating at K - may be upgraded in later chapters. Modern, Darcy/Lizzy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,193 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 3/17/2011
Assignment Marriage by HazelEyesDontTellLies reviews
What happens when Max & Nudge are shipped off to a finishing school and forced to marry Fang and Iggy, the biggest players in school? Read to find out! I'm not gonnna tell you! Better than it sounds! FAXNESS! & SOME NIGGY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,907 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Max, Fang
Without The First Couple by 2950638 reviews
The Bennets are about half an hour late to the ball at Meryton... Which leads to Mr. Bingley and Jane never falling in love. What would have happened to Darcy and Elizabeth without the romance of his best friend and her sister?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,862 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth
The Prince, The Battle and The Poem by Alice J. Nightshade reviews
Leaving friends behind, Alice travels back to London with the Hatter to search for Stayne and for answers. Why is her mother still not awake? What happened to the story Aunt Imogene started long ago? And has she really gotten over her feelings for Hatter?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 46,261 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Roses in December by SweetNothingness reviews
The experiences of growing older have done nothing to dispel Wendy's dream for more. But is Peter the most tempting factor of her childhood, or was she blind? T/M, just to be safe!
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,263 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Captain Hook, Wendy D. - Complete
The Fangel Experiment by TheCatWithTheHat reviews
Okay, this is just The Angel Experiment from Mr. Rock's point of view. We're inside Fang's head now, watching him watch the Flock...and now, we learn just what the Fangalator is all about. Flames are accepted...if you read you MUST review! Please? Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,604 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Because Of You by Fly On Aya reviews
An adventure can spice up Max's vacation in Spain. It definitely didn't include a gorgeous dark-haired guy who is 211 years old! Now Max has to teach this guy the works of 21st century. No add-ons included. What if love blooms? WARNING: MAYA INCLUDED.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,804 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
It's Not Me It's You Modern P&P by IAmNew reviews
It's a truth universally acknowledged that a girl; suffocated by a ridiculous mother, a mentally absent father, three estrogen enraged sisters, and a wonderful, yet horribly shy twin sister; would have to be witty to survive the family circus.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,929 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011
Write My Name On a Sidewalk and Hope It Stays by Lazy Stitch reviews
Modern day P&P. One summer spent at home instead of doing an internship at her college sends Elizabeth Bennet's world upside down. She meets Mr. Dreamy, Mr. Just-No, and Mr. Nightmare, and her family just isn't helping. Which role does Will Darcy play?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 125,345 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
FORGOTTEN MEMORIES by DarcyDeFirth reviews
Takes place after ww1. The astute reader will recognizes bits of JA mixed with JH. Some angst but I promise a happy ending.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,245 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 8/29/2008
Behind The Heart by Alice J. Nightshade reviews
Behind Alice's heart, is a broken one aching for someone she can't have. While someone else may love her, it isn't the same for her. And up above, Stayne is waiting for her, or for anything that will lure Alice back. Sequel to Three Hearts and an Alice.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 45,201 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Pride and Prejudice and High School by 2950638 reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single girl beginning her senior year at Longbourn High School must be in want of a boyfriend. And the chaos begins.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,495 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Feathery Heart by Silvermusic384 reviews
Max is eighteen and is currently living with her boyfriend, Sam. What happens when Max's friend Nudge invites her brother to move in while Max is staying with Nudge? Warning: FAXNESS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 44,588 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
When Death Knocks on my Door by 5Guatemalteca reviews
What if Elizabeth did not have embarrassing parents and she suffered a great loss before she meets Darcy? Modern/What if version of Pride and Prejudice First fanfiction so please review/comment
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,510 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Three Hearts And An Alice by Alice J. Nightshade reviews
Alice has returned, bringing along a friend who shares her love of the strange and mad. But when forces threaten her life, will she be able to keep her and her friends safe? And will the Hatter be able to tell her the truth, or be too late already?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 40,327 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
To Win the Heart of a Pirate by Waiting in the Wings reviews
Elizabeth Bennet just wanted a nice quiet vacation, what she got was pirates, sea monsters and goddesses, but she's gotta admit being Kidnapped by a gorgeous pirate has got its perks. Pirate Will, kidnapped Lizzie sparks will fly. R&R
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,541 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011
Elizabeth & Darcy, Hate at First Sight by NyghtOwl reviews
Elizabeth Bennet, or Eliza as Caroline Bingley calls her, has just returned from college only to find that the Netherfield house has been "let at last". At the Lucas' party, she meets Charlie Bingley and his handsome friend. And it's hate at first sight.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 11/16/2011
Sometimes Mother Really Does Know Best by suki2618 reviews
Mrs Bennet arranges for Billy Collins, Lizzy's unwanted admirer, to help out at her 2nd eldest's book store.Perhaps her suggestion wasn't so bad after all...Modern One-shot D&E of course!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Complete
Mr Darcy Came to Dinner by jvcla25 reviews
In the spirit of that masterpiece of farce, The Man Who Came to Dinner, Mr. Darcy has a little spill and is forced to remain at Longbourn, guest of the Bennets.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Complete
Romance, Love, and Other Evils by RitaRitaMargarita reviews
A modern day telling of Emma, the matchmaker whose unintentionally hilarious schemes mess up the lives of those around her.
Emma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,644 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 6/24/2008
Jealousy and Matchmaking by barneyrockz reviews
Elizabeth goes to stay in Highbury with her good friend Emma, while Darcy is also in Highbury. Emma and Darcy work together to change Elizabeth's opinion of him, but Knightley sees their closeness as affection. Can they all somehow find their way to love?
Crossover - Emma & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 34,136 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010
Reasons Why by rushmore reviews
Lizzie Bennet, of sound mind and body, would like to explain her reasons why she hates Will Darcy the Village Idiot. Unfortunately, her crazy family is kind of getting in the way, and where the hell is her orange juice?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,020 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009
So You Think You Can Dance by IAmNew reviews
Modern. Adelina Elliot, ballet dancer turned choreographer, is in for a wake up call: Elisha Wentworth, journalist turned dancer. Pfft. Seriously, go back to writing. Complete.
Persuasion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 26,294 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Complete
Only the Heartless by Dollfayce reviews
There is only one way to fly. HookxWendy.
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,265 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Captain Hook, Wendy D. - Complete
I Remember Love by jakeline reviews
A BJ fic. The story begins after the opera, the year is 1814, Jane and Tom have met again. COMPLETE!
Becoming Jane - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 99,796 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
Sweet Hearts by curricle reviews
After the famous encounter at Netherfield Manor, William Darcy finds himself in quite the predicament. How can he hide his new-found feelings for Elizabeth Bennet when there's a bright red signal flare floating above his head? AUish, modern.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,815 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009
Falling Up by Gizmobunny reviews
With Cosette gone and no money to pay rent, Marius is caught in a downward spiral. Eponine, penniless but caring, is more than eager to help. MariusEponine pairing. Complete.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,722 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Eponine, Marius - Complete
Childhood Impressions by Lady Susan reviews
The final chapter! Lizzy and Darcy meet as children...cementing a deep friendship that will carry them through the years.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,945 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Complete
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The Not So Bloodless Revolution reviews
OK, just because I'm more famous than him, doesn't mean he can compare me to Justin Bieber of all people. Why can't guys' personalities match their faces?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,829 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Meryton and Mayhem reviews
Modern P&P. Elizabeth meets pompous Darcy at a party and from then on she has hated him with a passion, will her feelings ever change? What happens when a dangerous ghost from Lizzy's past shows up again? Will Darcy protect her? RR! Haitus.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,234 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 10/22/2011
The Haunted History of Madame LaLaurie reviews
Horrific events of the 1800s are revisited when one Sherlock Holmes travels to America and enlists the help of two Winchester brothers in his one unsolvable case.
Crossover - Supernatural & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2013
Another Life reviews
That was the rocket he was in. The rocket that was taking off with the only person she truly loved, the only person she came alive for, the only person that could make her smile or laugh. The rocket would take him far away from her to another world, Earth 2, and he would become the person she would never see again. Sequel to Another Earth.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/25/2012
Until You Die
Some people are average, normal, even typical. Others are special, they have talents that get them noticed, some of them even become famous, like celebrities. I don't fit in to any of those categories. In fact, I don't know if there is a category for people like me.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Published: 10/17/2012
Mutant Freak or What? reviews
People live in a bubble. A bubble where nothing too out of the ordinary could happen, nothing that would change there lives so completely. My bubble was burst the day I grew wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,328 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011