Gaara Slapped My Ass
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Joined 03-08-18, id: 10443096, Profile Updated: 01-30-19
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

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2019- Twenty nice things

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Straw Saga by Katarina-hime reviews
Sasuke is an asshole lawyer. Hinata is a sweet, kindergarten teacher. It couldn't possibly work out, right? Especially after mistaking her for his waitress and being his rude, bastard self. But maybe, she's just what he needs. Whatever she is, he's keeping the straw. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 81,922 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 11/6/2017 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Black and Purple Don't Mix by Juri.DP reviews
Sasuke was obsessed with Hinata. Hinata never noticed. It's easier to say their problems started there.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 155,431 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Horrible Mothers (on hiatus for now) by honoroconnor reviews
Modern AU where characters have different personalities. Naruto, Sasuke and Gaara have one thing in common; they are working for their mothers who give them constant hell at the workplace. Once their mothers cross a line, the three friends decide to do something about it. Contains language, dark humour, and incest, so please read at your own risk. Parody of 'Horrible Bosses'.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,249 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 8/7/2018 - [Naruto U., Kushina U.] Sasuke U., Gaara
Wicked Tales by VoodooScreamQueen reviews
A collection of one- shots starring our favorite Byakugan Hime. Themes will vary from the sweet and innocent to the complete opposite, with warnings and pairings listed before every chapter. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,851 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 3/6/2018 - Hinata H.
My Name On Your Lips by Katarina-hime reviews
Hinata calls Naruto a plethora of different names, some he enjoys more than others. NaruHina. Cover at by @pastillesch on tumblr
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,548 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 10/8/2018 - Published: 4/8/2018 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
After Office Hours by Pandora Imperatrix reviews
Naruto is lonely after Sakura and Sasuke left the village to travel together, he keeps leaving the office later and later, things start to change after one night when his secretary Hinata and him share a couple of vending machine beers. In this AU Naruto becomes Hokage a lot earlier than in the manga and The Last never happened.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,049 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/6/2018 - Published: 7/26/2018 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Kuro to Shiro (黒と白): Re by iPoly reviews
She wasn't like her sister. Her sister was shy, quiet, soft-spoken even. Her sister was prudent, the very antithesis of brazen. She was everything that her sister wasn't. and the same could be said the other way around. Maybe it was just the enmity talking, but she was certainly the saucier of the sisters. The stronger sister. Besides, Konohamaru was cooler than Sasuke, on any day.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/31/2018 - Published: 7/29/2018 - [Hanabi H., Konohamaru S.] [Hinata H., Sasuke U.]
Invocation of the Muse by Nenalata reviews
She needs to finish college. He needs to leave his mark on the world. Dangerous habits will sustain you when obsessive inspiration fails. Art School AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,652 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/19/2018 - Published: 3/10/2018 - [Sakura H., Sasori] - Complete
Bondservant by danzouu reviews
An orphaned child with a pure and malleable brain becomes the slave of a wealthy elder. Rating is M for the traces of pedophilia and dubious consent.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,995 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/17/2018 - Published: 3/8/2018 - Danzō S., Sai
Detectives by spiritedarray reviews
He's never really given it much thought, because she's always smirking or rolling her eyes or snapping at him, but she's kind of beautiful. Detective AU, based on a prompt sent in by JuliaJuliaJulia. One-shot. ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,475 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/4/2018 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Engaged or whatever by Yuhikoi reviews
A day in the life of Hinata Hyuuga. AU, modern NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,712 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/29/2018 - Published: 10/13/2017 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
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I wrote a song about you reviews
A song written for a blossoming cyber relationship.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 5/16/2018 - Hinata H., Gaara
The Kazekages wife reviews
The journey of Sabaku Hinata as the Kazekages wife.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,082 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/8/2018 - Published: 4/4/2018 - Gaara, Hinata H.
You Belong To Me reviews
Zuko and Mei make up after a fight
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/12/2018 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
Narutos Talk With Boruto reviews
Naruto talks to Boruto about his childhood. I just wrote about how Naruto felt throughout the Anime with my eyes "the beholder" so I might have missed some key factors, those who know better then me feel free to point them out. Enjoy :-)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2018 - Complete