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Joined 03-11-08, id: 1521779, Profile Updated: 06-03-10

I'm Rachel, 20 years old, go to Gray's School of Art in Aber-I'd rather burst my own spleen-Deen. It's not my fault, mate, I'm from Edinburgh which immediately creates this illusion that Scotland is a good place to live only to have that illusion ripped to pieces and shoved none-too-gently up your arse. I'm not bitter. Or in the least bit worried I'm next for the Wickerman.

Anyway, I occasionally enjoy a bit of Fanfiction - particularly if they involve a character I have recently had an obsession with. Malcolm Tucker is this month's victim. I often find I cannot fully engage with a show/novel/film/manga until I have a character I can latch onto and fancy the fuck out of. Generally what I require is some kind of attractive father and/or authority figure (preferably higher up than the majority of the characters but not the boss, cos then there's room for a bit of rebellion). These characters seem to come in one of two forms: the nice, calm, good-humoured gentleman - usually with a hidden dark side - OR the aloof, angry badass (usually a workaholic too) who enjoys ripping the shit out of everyone else. Yes. What do they have in common? ENIGMA. And plenty of room for speculation, ya know? Vaguely alluded to pasts or relationships or whatever - shit that's hinted at but never fully explained. Awesome. That's probably why I tend to hate main characters, too much information mate, I no longer care. Also, is it just me or is grey hair kinda hot? _

Also, before the accusations of retardation roll in, the Twishite fanfics in my favourites are a fuckload easier to read after a pint of gin.

Characters I give a fuck about:

Jack Bristow (Alias)

Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Severus Snape, & Lucius Malfoy (HP)

Dr Carlisle Cullen (Twishite)

Dean & John Winchester, & Castiel (Supernatural)

Rupert Giles (Buffy)

Malcolm Tucker & Jamie McDonald (The Thick of It & In The Loop)

Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Dr Perry Cox (Scrubs)

Dr Gregory House & Dr James Wilson (House)

Commodore James Norrington (Pirates of the Caribbean)

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In The Thick of Elections by UnderAGlassMoon reviews
It's election time and with the world of British politics in absolute disarray, it's up to Malcolm Tucker and company to try and get the votes voting. Some original characters as well as Thick of It characters in an adaptation of current events and such!
Thick of It - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,552 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Malcolm T., Jamie McD.
and in later days by kinnoth reviews
Jamie goes home
Thick of It - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Jamie McD., Malcolm T. - Complete
Political Interest by Paper Pearls reviews
Malcolm was happy to manipulate Ollie for the chance of learning more about the Tories' plans, but to what extent will he compromise himself for the chance of gaining useful information? This is set during Series 3. Bad language ahead.
Thick of It - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,004 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Malcolm T.
The Thick Of It The Orange Revolution by Grisette reviews
As the dust settles after the election Malcolm Tucker needs to take drastic measures to stay at No. 10. With his right hand man Jamie Macdonald crossing the floor the fight for a Lib/Lab coalition is on. There will be swearing.
Thick of It - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,219 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Malcolm T., Jamie McD.
Dark Side of the Moon by blondie AKA robin reviews
New Moon from Edward's POV. Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,408 - Reviews: 2601 - Favs: 3,569 - Follows: 1,569 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
Cure for the Ache by Hopping Cricket reviews
Canon. Esme's story: how she came to be the strong, beautiful maternal figure in the series, overcoming unbelievable hardships to find her sense of self, and, more importantly, love. Rated for mature themes. First multi-chapter fic. EsmexCarlisle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,028 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Esme, Carlisle
Music Lessons by locqua reviews
Music can be quite the aphrodisiac, even for vampires. When Edward shares his passion for classical music with Bella, they discover a whole new world together just weeks before their nuptials. Set at the beginning of Breaking Dawn. Twilight Indie Winner!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,693 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Silent Longing by lack of colour reviews
Carlisle would do anything for Esme but some things are simply beyond his powers. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Love Makes Martyrs of Us All by KitMarlowe reviews
In a re-working of New Moon, Carlisle trades himself to free Edward from the Volturri. How far will Esme go to get him back, and what will be the final cost? PLEASE: Read the Warnings and A/Ns inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,607 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Esme, Carlisle
Detach by Jamieson Zed reviews
The evening after Edward leaves Bella in New Moon. "It was my fault, my decision, my resignation, and my destruction."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
The Talk by Suburban Sun reviews
Carlisle, I'm 103 years old. Do you really think I need to be getting the sex talk from you?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
All the Things You Are by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
New Moon era. The vote on Bella's humanity leads to a long overdue father/daughter chat.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
To Love and Protect by whitereflections12 reviews
CarlisleEsme This story begins in 1919, with Carlisle coming back just to check up on the woman he can't forget. Leaving her alone becomes almost impossible, however, when he sees just how her life has turned out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,276 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
Dressing Up and A Ballroom Dance by mfqc reviews
Aunt Alice dressed Nessie like she never did before for no apparent reason. And when Nessie wanted to learn how to ballroom dance, she didn't expect it to learn by her grandfather.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Carlisle, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Honesty by whitereflections12 reviews
When Esme catches Carlisle in a lie, it brings on the most serious fight they've ever had. Why would he lie to her, and knowing that he's capable, how can she trust him now?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Significant Details by whitereflections12 reviews
A conversation between Carlilse and Esme on a rainy fall day. Absolute fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Vengeance Is Mine by theartistformerlyknownaswmlaw reviews
Takes place during Twilight/Midnight Sun. Spoilers for MS. What happened the night after Port Angeles. Why did Carlisle do what he did? Why was he so willing to help? And what does Esme's past have to do with it all? Rating is to be on safe side...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,420 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
He Is Her by theartistformerlyknownaswmlaw reviews
He fascinates her. He stimulates her. He has always been beautiful to her, but now he is infinitely more. He is her anchor. He is her connection to the world. He is her husband.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
How Esme Got Her Island by theartistformerlyknownaswmlaw reviews
As the title says... Short little fic, will be posted in SIX chapters. Takes place prior to Twilight. A part of my continuing Carlisle and Esme adventures. Chapter 7: Bonus chapter
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,264 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Faith by whitereflections12 reviews
With your life I don't want to take any chances... Please, Bella, don't do this." Carlisle has a talk with Bella about giving up her child to save herself. Angsty, but also slightly...not quite 'fluffy' but...comforting.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Aftermath by whitereflections12 reviews
Post Breaking Dawn! CarlisleEsme, Esme's POV. There are some things you only realize when you're staring down death. Or, in this case, when you're staring down an army. Set at the end of the field scene, and after. R&R, please! title may change.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,064 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Blind Pain by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Edward’s thoughts during the opening of Chapter 38 of Breaking Dawn when he pulls Carlisle away from Jane’s attack.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete