![]() Hello there! I am Archeops567, but you can just call me Archeops. I insist. Gender: Female Nationality: English Single or taken: Wouldn't you like to know? Sexual orientation: Classified My Quotes and Jokes I was drawing a goshawk and I asked my sister for her opinion. My sister said, "You can make anything you draw look amazing." Does that mean I should draw myself? I was walking through the crowded park and I heard the trees talking to me. I stopped and listened as other people replied to the trees. The trees were saying, "Save me.” I will never look at trees the same way again. Dad: Sun cream really is not that bad compared to horse poo. Me: I prefer horse poo. Dad: You know, I didn't see you at all today. Me: That must be why you had a good day. Favourite Movies (in no order): 1. Alien 2. Aliens 3. The Italian Job (1969) 4. Jurassic Park 5. Jurassic World 6. Dances with Wolves 7. Game of Thrones (Seasons 1-4) 8. Sister Act 9. Jaws 10. Back to the Future 11. Back to the Future 2 12. Back to the Future 3 (it's "meh", but still on the list) 13. Avengers: Infinity War (Yes, this one is number 13 on purpose) 14. The entire MCU (apart from The Incredible Hulk, which doesn't exist) 15. The Dark Knight 16. The Dark Knight Rises 17. Logan 18. X2: X-Men United 19. X-Men: First Class 20. Deadpool 21. Deadpool 2 22. X-Men: Days of Future Past 23. X-Men Favourite Games (in no order): 1. AVP (2010) 2. The Last of Us 3. The Walking Dead: Season 1, 4 and 2 (Telltale/Skybound) 4. The Wolf Among Us (Telltale) Favourite Books (in no order): 1. Dances with Wolves (Michael Blake) 2. Watership Down (Richard Adams) 3. The Plague Dogs (Richard Adams) 4. The Corfu Trilogy (Gerald Durrell) 5. Every single biography written by Gerald Durrell 6. Good Omens (Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett) 7. Raptor Red (Robert T. Bakker) 8. The entire Harry Hole series (Jo Nesbø) 9. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (Stieg Larsson) 10. The Girl Who Played with Fire (Stieg Larsson) 11. The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest (Stieg Larsson) 12. The Green Mile (Stephen King) 13. Firestarter (Stephen King) 14. Pet Sematary (Stephen King) 15. The Shawshank Redemption (Stephen King) Favourite Character(s) from Movies (in no order): 1. Ellen Ripley (Alien) 2. Blue (Jurassic World) 3. Sidney Prescott (Scream) 4. The Bride (Kill Bill) 5. Andy Dufresne (The Shawshank Redemption) 6. Ellis "Red" Redding (The Shawshank Redemption) Favourite Characters from Games (in no order): 1. Ellie (The Last of Us) 2. Commander Sheppard (Mass Effect) 3. Specimen Six (Alien vs Predator 2010) Favourite Character(s) from Books (in no order): 1. Liesel Meminger (The Book Thief) 2. Death (The Book Thief) 3. Hans Huberman (The Book Thief) 4. Lisbeth Salander (The Millennium series) 5. Nearly every character from A Song Of Ice and Fire (Arya Stark, Tyrion Lannister, Daenerys Targaryen, ect.). Yes, even the ones you hate – Joffrey Baratheon, Ramsey Snow and Euron Greyjoy get an honourable mention. 6. Sherlock Homes (Sherlock) 7. Saga Noren (The Bridge) 8. Raptor Red (Raptor Red) 9. Hazel (Watership Down) 10. Bigwig (Watership Down) 11. Fiver (Watership Down) 12. Bluebell (Watership Down) 13. Hyzenthlay (Watership Down) 14. Snitter (The Plague Dogs) 15. Rowf (The Plague Dogs) 16. Charlie McGee (Firestarter) 17. Every character in The Green Mile 18. Every character in The Bridge (yes, even the antagonists and villains) 19. Crowley (Good Omens) 20. Aziraphale (Good Omens) Favourite TV shows: 1. The Bridge 2. Sherlock 3. Good Omens 4. Stranger Things Favourite Bands (in no order): 1. ABBA 2. Bee Gees 3. Eva Cassidy 4. Paul McCartney 5. Wings 6. Wham 7. The Jackson Five 8. The Beetles 9. Matt Monroe 10. Simon and Art Garfunkel 11. Four Seasons 12. Billy Ocean 13. Otis Redding If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile. (*sadly shakes head* Too true...) If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile. (I’m king of the road..., um... Oh what a night... Take me home, country roads... I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, sayin' ayoh, gotta let go!) If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. (I read doorstoppers – 600 pgs in the span of a two days) If you think that there is such a thing as the paranormal, copy and paste this into your profile. (When I was alone one time I heard a door slam shut and multiple footsteps. No one else was home...) 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When they start talking back it really isn't good.) If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you suck, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. (If ALL of the fictional characters that I wish are real became real then... well let's just say we'd need TONS of universes... and there'd be galaxies worth of trouble.) Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile. (I like knowing more about my fellow Fanfiction people) If you miss Fred Weasley from Harry Potter, put this in your profile If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, put this into your profile. If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile. (I hardly use my phone...) If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. (Well, I wouldn't kill, but...) If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. People are either signing up for Team Edward or Team Jacob. If you're willing to join Team I-Don't-Give-A-Darn-About-That-Mushy-Gunk-Known-As-Twilight, copy this into your profile. If you have ever made one of those "copy and paste this into you profile" thingies, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think it's weird there's so much Yaoi, copy and paste this into your profile. 95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas brothers and Justin Bieber on top of a skyscraper about to jump off. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're the 5 percent that would shout, "Jump morons!” If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think we should all bother Snape... copy and paste this on you're profile. If you think Justin Beiber sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against discrimination of any sort, copy and paste this in your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you take bets on who will die first in cimima Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016 Queen B of Randomness 016 AnimieKittyCaffe The Gypsy Pirate Queen That Bloody Demon The Astrology Nerd Shadow929 Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak Yavie Aelienal Hyperactively Bored Spymaster E Shanny-Boo Gem W Brown-eyed angelofmusic piratesswriter/fairy to be Bara-Minomoto Em Quagmire Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer Random Little Writer SamanthaFantasyFan The-Good-Die-Alone Daughter of a Renegade Whistlesong of Icefang Rushingriver Kaisaan Greenleaf Xaja Silversheen Obiwanlivesforever bookwriter-lover1212 what do you want it to be TogetherWeCanFly StarHuntress Tigress-chan Girl- In- The- Tiger- Kimono Leon the Ionian Ripper InsaneRandomness14 Archeops567 A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, “Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," "When you grow up you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple." "And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured." The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Copy this onto your site and help stop racism. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, rainbowstrike, iKate, fangalicous08, FangsTrashcanOfDoom, LukexThaliaxFan23, iggy-is-my-imprint, ImDaMnShOrTaNdPrOuD, HunterofArtemis1136, Nerdgirl32, HeroInTraining, InsaneRandomness14, Archeops567 There's that strange girl in the background that you see everywhere. She doesn't talk to a lot of people, she's not the prettiest girl there, and she's always got a book or notebook. She won't talk because she's too shy. She's shy because nearly everyone's she's tried to be friends with has rejected or hurt her. She prefers a book because good always wins and she writes because those are the only happy endings she ever sees. I'm one of those strange girls. Repost this if you are one too and add your name to the list. That way all those "strange girls" can see that they are not so strange, or alone. Originally by Lady Firewing. Autobot fixit, HeroInTraining, InsaneRandomness14, Archeops567 OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. Jokes: There's nothing wrong with talking to an inanimate object- it's when the object starts talking back that you know there's a problem. There's nothing wrong with talking to yourself, aloud, when you're alone. It's when you start talking to other people while you're all by yourself, that you know something's off. A man walks into a bar, and the bartender suggests the nights' special, a drink called "The Grasshopper". Having nothing else to do, the man buys a few Grasshoppers. Later that night, the man is walking home when he sees a grasshopper perched on a twig, on the sidewalk. Slightly inebriated, the man stops, looks down at the grasshopper, and says: "you know there's a drink named after you?". The grasshopper looks up, and says: "you mean there's a drink named 'Bob'?". How do you break a lie detector?: You hook it up to a politician. Did you hear about the one with the scarecrow who won an award? : he was OUT-STANDING in his FIELD. You know how Superman has X-Ray vision that lets him see through anything but lead? Huh. Makes you wonder how many of his female friends he's given breast cancer, over the years. Armageddon was yesterday. Today we have a serious problem. Never trust atoms. They make up everything. Don’t break someone’s heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206. Man is the only living being who cuts trees, makes paper, and writes “SAVE TREES” on it. There’s this guy who bet his friend £5 that he would drown in the lake... A bittersweet victory. A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. A skeleton walks into the bar. He orders a beer and a mop. A man walks into a bar looking frustrated. The bartender asks, "What's the matter?" The man replies, "Well I've got these two horses and I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right food." The bartender suggests, "Why don't you try shaving the tail of one of the horses?" The man says, "That sounds like a good idea, I think I'll try it." A few months later, he returns to the bar in worse condition. "I shaved the tail of one of the horses, but it grew back and I can't tell them apart again!" The bartender says, "Why don't you try shaving the mane?" A few months later the man is back. "I shaved the mane of one of the horses, but it grew back!" The bartender yells, "Just measure the damn horses. Perhaps one is slightly taller that the other one!" The man storms out of the bar. The next day, the man runs into the bar. "It worked, it worked!" He exclaims. "I measured the horses, and the black one is two inches taller than the white one!" Favourite Quotes: "Assume Nothing" "No Excuses" "Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups" "A good plan is only as good as those who see it through" "I do not think that I am smarter than the average person, I simply believe that everyone else is just stupid“ “God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the bird and invented cages.” “Man is the only living being who cuts trees, makes paper, and writes “SAVE TREES” on it. “Birds born in a cage think that flying is an illness.” “Clarity of thought, before rashness of action" "Intelligence is nothing without effort" "Choose to do what is right – not what is easy" "Humility is the only defence against humiliation" "Those who play with the devil's toys, will be brought, by degrees, to wield his sword" "… under the stress of a national crisis, ordinary men - even notable and extraordinary men – can delude themselves into the commission of crimes and atrocities so vast and heinous, that they [shock] the imagination" "There are no 'bad' ideas, only bad executions" "I'd rather be hated for who I am, rather than be loved for who I am not" "A fox may see his way out of a trap, but only a man will wait for his captors to look away before escaping". "The definite mark of a fool is of a man who dismisses anything that falls outside of his ring of experience as impossible". "Resentment is like poison. Hoping that drinking it will kill your enemies as well". "To fear power, is to make it useless. For power is inert without action and choice". "Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs". "Never be afraid to begin again". "Most people don't mind criticism – as long as it's about someone else". "Those who do not read are no better off than those who can't". "If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten". "Let the choices you make today be the choices you can live with, tomorrow". "Sometimes, it is in the darkness that we see things more clearly". "Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music". "A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves a thousand moments of regret". "To belittle, you have to be little". "If you need to win every fight, you'll surround yourself with losers". "Everything you want is on the other side of fear". "You can't start the next chapter of your life, if you keep re-reading the last one". "Power isn't power if you don't know you have it". "To disagree, one need not be disagreeable". "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give". "The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest". "You can never get in trouble for something you didn't say". "Follow your heart, but take your brain with you". "Judge a man by his questions, rather than his answers". "Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow". "By idolizing those whom we honour, we do a disservice – both to them and to ourselves. We fail to recognize that we could go and do likewise". "You were born to win. But in order to be a winner, you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win". “Six feet of earth makes everybody equal”. "Leadership is action, not position". "What is better: to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?". "Time will continue to turn the pages of the book it's burned". "Protect what matters with everything you have, or you'll have nothing and deserve it". "In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of Inner Strength". "Hatred: Born of Ignorance; Maintained through Inheritance". "Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing themselves". "Having enemies simply means that you've stood up for something". "A lack of flaws is a lack of substance". "The dose makes the poison". "There's no point in being part of history if you're too ignorant to understand it". "Perfection can never truly be attained. By testing one’s constantly degrading mechanism against this unknowable goal, you reveal the imperfections of your own device". "If you avoid all of life’s abrasions, you’ll never be polished enough to shine”. "When you live each day as if it will be your last, eventually, you will be right". "The most important thing anyone can know is what they will die for". "You cannot cross the sea simply by standing and considering the water". "There's no more bitter an enemy than an old friend". "Sometimes, it is only at death's doorstep that certain, elusive truths become clear". "Believe none of what you hear, and only half of what you see". “Be not afraid to grow slowly, but be afraid of standing still”. "To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise". Armageddon was yesterday. Today we have a serious problem. An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if well aimed. I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect. Everyone makes mistakes, thankfully I am not everyone. If you can't convince them, confuse them. What happens if you get scared half to death... twice? Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and be quiet. I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me? Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie. When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them! I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. There's a light at the end of every tunnel Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why are you scared?! Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who drank my water! "I don't wish to change the world-merely, I wish to capture it." - Leonardo Da Vinci, Assassin's Creed 2 "You're not God, Zedikel, you're a power hungry wannabe who desperately needs his ass kicked. And that's exactly what Ghost Riders are for." - Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider to Zedikel, Ghost Rider comics "You have 66 seconds to live. Start the clock." - Doctor Who, Series Eight, Episode Eight, Mummy on the Orient Express "Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free." - Tagline for The Shawshank Redemption "Stuff your eyes with wonder, he said, live as if you'd drop dead in ten seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream made or paid for in factories.” - Fahrenheit 451 "He who saves one life, saves the world entire." - Schindler's List An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. How is it possible to have a civil war? They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think too many people would die. |
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