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Joined 11-27-15, id: 7325313, Profile Updated: 02-08-16

Steel Pen here. I am a new writer,so DON'T flame me(yet).

Personal info

Age:CLASSIFIED

Name:CLASSIFIED

Location:USA,CLASSIFIED,CLASSIFIED

Personal preferences:

I like MLP,Balto,Rio,and Hetalia.(Yes,I'm a brony.DEAL WITH IT.)

My OC

Name:Black Carbine

Apperance:Brown coat, black mane, and green eyes. Cutie Mark is a M4A1.

Personality:Loyal and humorous,but is paranoid and is plagued by PTSD.

Bio:Black Carbine had a normal life up until he was 12.His mother died that year, and his father became an abusive jerk and an alcoholic. He ran away at 17 and joined the Royal Marines. After 5 years of service at the border with Maretonia, he was transferred into SAINT, Eqestria's Covert ops division.

Some pasty stuff:

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Copy & Paste if you hate stereotypes. Bolds apply to me.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm a brony so I MUST be gay, liberal, and atheist.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy. (I'm no Playboy but I'm not... Appalling.)

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a BITCH.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST go to Hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down other people's throats.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRATIC, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be Gothic or Emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm ADOPTED, so I MUST be unwanted or useless.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN so I MUST have a "big one." (That's none of your business...)

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a mummy!

I'm ATTRACTIVE so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART so I must be a hipster.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I LIKE MEN BETTER AS FRIENDS so I must be GAY.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLUMBIAN so I MUST be a drug dealer

I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a buzzkilling prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a person who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm a CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals with every fibre of my soul.

I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'min BANDsoI MUST be a dork

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so, I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

My BESTIE is BI, so I MUST be BI TOO.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I'm am FRIENDS with CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak. (I do it to learn the style, not because I am a fan of it.)

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I'm not the MOST POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (According to the laws of this stereotype, one person is awesome and everyone else isn't. Then wouldn't the cool kid be the outcast?)

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.

I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.

I CUT, so I MUST be EMO

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. (Actually,I am, but I'm not insane about it.)

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like READING, so I MUST be a social outcast. (There's a difference between an outcast and a Lone Wolf.)

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (This is just a fact of life.)

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME/CARTOONS and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around

I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friend with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out imperfections, so I MUST be a GIRL.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.

I play Call of Duty so I MUST be an overweight 35 year old.

I am in ROTC so I MUST be ARROGANT.

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God's Journal by 6CCRider6 reviews
I have been writing poems for over 20 years but I have always felt that God has inspired them. I have never really tried to write a poem the words just kind of flow in my head. At the beginning of last year I prayed about hearing from God with poems again but instead of a poem the words were more like God talking so I wrote in a journal for 80 days and this is 40 of those days.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,067 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Complete
The Students from St Everfree by MorenoX25 reviews
When a battle between the gangs of Saint Everfree Highschool causes the building to collapse, the students are transferred to other schools in the same or neighboring districts. Can Canterlot High survive when six of the most infamous troublemakers in St. Everfree history are transferred to their school?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 109,126 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/30/2016 - Published: 10/2/2015 - Queen Chrysalis, Discord, Tirek, King Sombra
Hagia Sophia by Qoheleth reviews
Ecclesiasticus 24 (and a little of Proverbs 8), set to 8-7-8-7 time.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/29/2016 - Jesus - Complete
One Pony's Tale: The Drake Chronicles Vol 10: The House Guest by Dr-Lovekill reviews
Up till now, Lieutenant Drake has faced terrorists, monsters, ghosts and serial killers. When Scootaloo comes to visit Rainbow Dash, he faces one of his greatest challenges yet: having three rambunctious girls in the house for a week! On Pranksgiving! A fun Drake story for all the fans.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,263 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/26/2015 - Published: 11/18/2015 - Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, OC - Complete
The Napoleons by bluecatcinema reviews
Prepare yourself for the true story of our little family. The ups and downs, the tragedies and triumphs, how we came to be who we are today. - Grimoire Napoleon
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 251,089 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 3/8/2015 - Prince Blueblood, Zecora, Daring Do, OC - Complete
One Pony's Tale: The Drake Chronicles Vol 8: The Grand Galloping Gala by Dr-Lovekill reviews
Part 8 of the series. When international terrorist group CRISIS threatens Princess Celestia, Equestria and the Grand Galloping Gala, Drake and Budder must travel to Canterlot and face assassins, magical creatures, and worst of all...rich ponies. And as Drake runs into his old rival from Military academy, things may get even more interesting.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,038 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/3/2015 - Published: 8/18/2015 - Princess Celestia, Shining Armor, OC - Complete
Christmas Carols Of The Four Houses by Bloodlustful reviews
On Christmas Eve during the events of "The Prisoner Of Azkaban", a contest is made by Albus Dumbledore that involves each of the four houses choosing a Christmas carol to sing a version of with somewhat changed lyrics, although still with the same tune. The winning house scores two-hundred-and-fifty points. Who will come out victorious, and who will finish last?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,850 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Complete
House of the Crystal Sun by bluecatcinema reviews
The fate of Equestria hangs in the balance when a familiar foe returns, far more powerful than ever before, seeking the power of an ancient artifact. And Shine Paladin must face dark secrets from the past in order to save all he holds dear. (Cover image by Assassin's Creed Master)
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,604 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Princess Celestia, OC - Complete
Rainbow Dash's Five Nights at Freddy's by X the Reaper reviews
Rainbow Dash: Fastest flyer in Equestria, wannabe-Wonderbolt, Element of Loyalty, weather manager, professional slacker and loyal friend. She never thought nightguard would be added to that resume, but here she was, working off a debt created by accident. Five nights in a pizzeria with magic dolls. Easy...if they weren't so "quirky". Get Ready 4 Freddy, Dash. Rated T for paranoia.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,674 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Complete
A Powerful Tribute To The September 11th Attacks by Bloodlustful reviews
A six way crossover of Alpha And Omega, Swat Kats, Road Rovers, Balto, The Aristocats and Madagascar. Previously fictional characters enter real world NYC, but on the worst possible day for that sort of thing to happen, as they'll soon discover. Tribute to everyone who died or lost people close to them on the horrible, tragic, infamous, world changing day of September 11th, 2001.
Crossover - Movie X-overs & Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,218 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Complete
Dash of Thunder by Nightfury991 reviews
(Note, this is set after the season 3 finale and the Equestria Girls movie) After crashing with a visiting Pegasus, Rainbow Dash finds herself having strange feelings in her chest towards this stallion. But what is this stallion hiding from Rainbow? Why is Rarity acting so protective over this Pegasus? And why does this Pegasus and the Wonderbolts seem to get on so well? (RDxOC)
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 83,566 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Rainbow Dash, Rarity, The Wonderbolts - Complete
Me And My Shadow (Pure Redemption: Book Two) by Shen's General reviews
It was only a few months since Kludd had escaped his darkness, as he now prepare to spend the rest of eternity with his love, but when old enemies returned, a forbidden artifact is revealed, with powers that would bring a whole new meaning to the term 'inner demons'. Major KxN, SxO, DxG, TxSS, ExOC. Rated T temporarily, will escalate to M.
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,627 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 3/25/2013 - [Kludd, Nyra] Soren, Allomere
Beauty Smith Must Die by Bloodlustful reviews
Rewriting of the scene in which White Fang attacks Beauty Smith after the latter tries to steal him back for himself. What if Beauty Smith had not gotten so lucky and Weedon Scott and Matt had decided not to just let him go after finding out what he'd attempted and failed at after White Fang attacked and injured him? M rated for graphic violence, a lot of blood and gory death.
White Fang - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/16/2014 - White Fang, Weedon Scott, Beauty Smith, Matt - Complete
Marine in Equestria: Divided Path by jak3combat reviews
Celestia's finally done it. She's declared war with Mark and his group of human comrades. In return, he gains new and old allies to fight her tyrannical rule. Rated M for death, swearing, violence, and some booze.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,080 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Applejack, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, OC - Complete
Cats and Dogs: Rise of the Pack by Nightfury991 reviews
'The Pack' were an elite group of canines, Wolves if you were, that worked with D.O.G. to secure intelligence from the Cats during the War between the two species. But what happened to 'The Pack? Diggs, Catherine and Butch all find out, when a wounded 'Pack' member arrives at HQ, and they get a warning; a warning...from the Shadows...
Cats & Dogs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,912 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 9/14/2013
Real Heros wear Dog Tags Retold by Nightfury991 reviews
Improved version of oohrah15's version. When the diptheria outbreak failed to happen, Balto never became a hero. But when America got involved in WW2, Balto got the job of tracker dogs, and he and his new friends must go to Hell and back to defend a country that, before now, wanted him dead.
Balto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,663 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Balto, Jenna - Complete
Between Brothers (Pure Redemption: Book One) by Shen's General reviews
A year had passed since Metalbeak's death, as Soren was now a Guardian while his brother Kludd lead the Pure Ones, creating a great rift between them. However, an arrival of a new and impending evil will change all that, as the two brothers are brought together by fate, thus beginning a great adventure that will test the bonds between brothers. KxN, SxO, DxG, TxSS, ExOC.
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 250,881 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - [Kludd, Nyra] Soren, Metalbeak - Complete
Steele Is Jenna's Cooked Meat by Bloodlustful reviews
What if Steele had, when he got burned by the boiler after trying to woo Jenna with sausages, been less lucky than he was and not merely been burned on his behind for a moment before running away from the boiler and after Balto and Jenna? A must read for anyone who loves Balto and Jenna and/or hates Steele.
Balto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Jenna, Steele - Complete
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