MiixedCurry
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Joined 09-08-08, id: 1688249, Profile Updated: 05-06-09
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Disclaimer:

I do not own any of the Twilight characters , nor do I own any any movie I have crossovered with Twilight. Sparkling Vampires, Crimson and Golden eyes, Wolfs, and other things mentioned in my stories goes to the owner of the book/movie/serie. However... If, by some damn chance, one of my plotlines resembles some other aurthors story, then I am sincerely sorry for I never have and never will steal other plotlines without giving them credit.

- Hey, are you dead?

- If I say I am, do I get Twilight?

- No.

Reviews:

Some people have PM:ed me and asked something along the lines with ''Not that Im complaining, but why dont you ask people to review'', and the answer is quite simple. I never fucking review on other people's stories becuse Im so freakin' lazy but when I do infact review, I dont know what to write except 'Please Update''. So, basically, Im trying - and probably failing, for that matter - not to be a hypocrite.

Please raise you hands if you review. One, two, three... Three out of one hundred. Those who review, god, how I love you, and those who dont, Welcome to the 'Im to lazy to review' club. You're speaking to the head president. How may I be of assistance?

Aurthor Notes:

... Need I say more? For those who dont get the joke that we at 'Im to lazy to review'club use all the time, here's the specific translation:

NOBODY READS THE FREAKIN' (A/N BLA BLA BLA). Everybody skips the beginning and the endings as they always contain useless details and stupid explainations (As if we're stupid') about the plot/chapter we have just read.

Ey, Ey... For those not easily offended: YOUR MUM REVIEWS ME!

Thank You!

Thank you, Stephanie Meyer, for providing us people - with absolutly no braincells - the Twilight Series. I Love You... (And I know where you live Muahahahahahahahaha cough cough

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The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11743 - Favs: 9,973 - Follows: 6,753 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleeping with a Monster by SavageWoman reviews
Marie Swan Cook lived in fear of her husband James. After escaping and assuming a new identity as Bella, will she be able to start over again and learn to trust and love another man with the help of her neighbor Edward Masen? AH, OOC, BxE, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 216,846 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3679 - Favs: 5,651 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Breaking the Silence by SparklingTwilight reviews
Bella has suffered in silence for 5 years. What happens when EsmexCarlisle become her foster parents, and a perky pixie moves in next door & tries to break her out of her shell? AH ExB, Canon cpls. Rated M for future chapters. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 446,252 - Reviews: 3839 - Favs: 3,718 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19645 - Favs: 12,776 - Follows: 5,808 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
A New Frontier by Melolabel reviews
AU,AH,BxE,OOC. Bella's a mail order bride on her way to the Nevada desert to meet her Cowboy husband-to-be. She's supposed to be everything he's looking for but what will he do when it turns out she lied? M for adult themes and future limey situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,259 - Reviews: 2482 - Favs: 2,260 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Attraction by Annilaia reviews
Bella tries to keep a bright outlook when she moves to Forks. Of course, after meeting Edward Masen everything just starts to look so much better, even tolerable. When you've got the sweetest boy standing in front of you things start to get easy... right?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,735 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Just Listen reviews
She lay there, earbuds in her ears connected to his scratchy Ipod. Her beautiful brown hair fanned out like an halo, the sun kissing her petite frame. She was unlike any other. She was Isabella. AU/AH Cannon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Bella, Edward