![]() Author has written 1 story for Twilight. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Twilight characters , nor do I own any any movie I have crossovered with Twilight. Sparkling Vampires, Crimson and Golden eyes, Wolfs, and other things mentioned in my stories goes to the owner of the book/movie/serie. However... If, by some damn chance, one of my plotlines resembles some other aurthors story, then I am sincerely sorry for I never have and never will steal other plotlines without giving them credit. - Hey, are you dead? - If I say I am, do I get Twilight? - No. Reviews: Some people have PM:ed me and asked something along the lines with ''Not that Im complaining, but why dont you ask people to review'', and the answer is quite simple. I never fucking review on other people's stories becuse Im so freakin' lazy but when I do infact review, I dont know what to write except 'Please Update''. So, basically, Im trying - and probably failing, for that matter - not to be a hypocrite. Please raise you hands if you review. One, two, three... Three out of one hundred. Those who review, god, how I love you, and those who dont, Welcome to the 'Im to lazy to review' club. You're speaking to the head president. How may I be of assistance? Aurthor Notes: ... Need I say more? For those who dont get the joke that we at 'Im to lazy to review'club use all the time, here's the specific translation: NOBODY READS THE FREAKIN' (A/N BLA BLA BLA). Everybody skips the beginning and the endings as they always contain useless details and stupid explainations (As if we're stupid') about the plot/chapter we have just read. Ey, Ey... For those not easily offended: YOUR MUM REVIEWS ME! Thank You! Thank you, Stephanie Meyer, for providing us people - with absolutly no braincells - the Twilight Series. I Love You... (And I know where you live Muahahahahahahahaha cough cough |
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