As the New Kid, Sage Amsel just wants to leave his past behind and live life as a normal kid. But in South Park, "normal" does not exist. Now, Sage must deal with manipulative wizards, marauding drow elves, and possibly the greatest threat he'll ever face: how to deal with having too many friends on Facebook. Rated M, because South Park. May contain yaoi pairings. Just saying.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 90,416 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 1/17/2015 - [Butters S., Douchebag] [Craig T., Tweek T.] - Complete