![]() Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight. I totally just figured out how to use this! (yes i'm that talented) So yah I'm not gonna tell you a ton about me I don't need any stalkers :-) so here goes!: Name: none of your bees wax! :-) jk well not really its not but well anyways! tangent! Age: teen Gender: girl Grade:high school Future hopes: Be a camp counselor at this camp i go to and either be a teacher or an interpreter (for the deaf, not a translator interpreters are different) Forien Language at school: American Sign Language! I love it! sports played: tennis Other stuff: I sing in choir and am about to try out for my school's musical :-) wish me luck! :-) Hair color: blonde (not a dumb blonde but lets just say I'm like Rose in my story I'm smart in class but lack some common sense and am kind of oblivious TANGENT!) So yah guys i have no idea how to get a beta if anyone would like to inform me I'd love to know because even though i speak english i swear I don't know anything, I'm surprised i'm not failing english class. Serriously i'd love you if you'd enform me. Untill I can figure that out my story shall have bad gramer, it doesn't matter if my friends edit for me or not i'll still be bad at grammer and stuff. btw pic is a still life by Fede Galizia Boarding Buddies Links: Ch. 5: Good Friend: Helps you up if you have tripped. BEST Friend: Walks by and say ‘would you please get off the ground’ Good Friend: Knocks politely at your door BEST Friend: Walks right on in and shouts ‘I’M HOME’ Good Friend: Will bail you out of jail BEST Friend: Will be sitting on the bench next to you saying ‘Damn that was fun! Let’s do it again!’ Good Friend: Will help you cry when you are rejected by a boy BEST Friend: Will go up to the boy and say ‘Its because you’re gay, isn’t it?’ Good Friend: Asks nicely for your stuff BEST Friend: Shouts ‘GIMME!!’ Good Friend: Waits to call you until a reasonable hour BEST Friend: Calls you at 2 in the freaking morning FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this! 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever gotton light headed from laughing so hard, copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile 95 percent of teens worry about being popular. 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Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you think you were switched at birth because you have special powers (Seeing the future, feeling emotions, hearing thoughts, etc.) and/or because your parents are totally geeks, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have considered nameing your kids Edward, Bella, Alice, Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie, Carlisle, or Esme, copy and paste this onto your profile If your second favorite of the Cullen males is Jasper Whitlock Hale, copy and paste this onto your profile If your profile is long, copy and paste this to make it longer. If you think that you have copied something onto your profile more than once, copy and paste this on your profile. you know you have an un-healthy obsession with any or all Cullens, but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, and frankly you don't wanna heal, put this on your profile. If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think vampires are real and you want to join them, copy this onto your profile If people think you are mentally insane, copy and paste this onto your profile You know it's gonna be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls. You know you live in 2008 when... 1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace 4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? |
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