AGE:My mind is more preverted than a person my age should be ...correction ...more than ANY!!! person should be .
LOCATION:A far away place that no one knows about (my mind)
HOBBIES:Thinking, Readig,Telling Stories That I Make-up On The Spot,Games,People Who Are Intelletual(that doesn't mean "really smart" it just means personality to the point were you can converse about)
BACKSTORY:Well theres me im really easy to get along with and i like to make people laughand to make them happy ,sometimes i try to please certain people when they really don't deserve it ,i also suffer fro what i like to call "not-quite-depression-sydrome" i call it that because im more realist than a "nobody loves me" type of person (even though i may feel that way sometimes ,Also i have a fairly perverted mind and my pride isn't all that .
And then you have my "co-alter-ego" AUCTAVIA who in most cases is the complete opposite of me, she can be asy to get along with(as long as your on her good side ...and if not ...you might as well just ASK FOR THE FIRES OF HELL AND ALL THAT IS EVIL ITSELF TO COME UPON YOU AS A REIGN OF TERROR THAT WILL FOREVE HAUNT YOUR FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS TO COME AND...( sorry ...i let her ge the best of me that time ) she is also a very noble person and a good judge of charater , her pride has got to be one of the highest aspects of her personality (she's kind-of got that kiba from yugioh type of thing going for her)...Also she has got to be one of the most PERVERTED people ive ever had the pelasure of knowing .
Then you have MARIE who is my other "co-alter-ego" she's really innocent and just a joy to be around (but she can get annoying ...almost like a five year old ...)
My SemeUke.com Quiz Score:
You are a Romantic Seme!
A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.
Most compatible with: Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke, Dramatic Uke
AUCTAVIA'S SemeUke.com Quiz Score:
You are a Sadistic Seme!
It takes a special kind of uke to appreciate the punishment you dish out. Making them beg for mercy is what you're all about. You give your uke the gift of pain, and the louder their moans are, the more satisfied with the relationship you'll be. It's no fun if they don't struggle, and struggle and torture is what the Dramatic Uke, your perfect match, lives for.
Most compatible with: Dramatic Uke
Least compatible with:Everyone else
MARIE'S SemeUke.com Quiz Score:
You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with:Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
FAVORITE TYPES OF MUSIC:Metal,Rock,a little bit of Pop,sometimes Electric/Techno,I LIKE A LITTLE OF EVERY THING (got to lazy to lst the rest)
FAVORITE BAND/ARTIST:Evanescence,Three Days Grace ,Deathstars ,Linkin Park,Marron 5,U2, Bon Jovi ,Journey,P!nk,Katy Perry , Lady GaGa, Jennifer Lopez,Beyonce' ,Ememinem, Common ,Ludachris...and the list goes on and on and on...
FAVORITE MANGA/ ANIME (NEVER CAN BE FINNISHED TRUST ME):FullMetalAlchemist:Brotherhood ,Junjou Romantica , Yu-Gi-Oh (season 0 in the anime only!) , Ouran High School Host Club , Bleach (only for the no-plot action and for fanshipping purpose non other)!! , Naruto (same reason as Bleach everthing else i pretty much disllike)!! , AND THE LIST CONTINUES TO GROW EACH DAY!!!
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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
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EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.(five girls in my class want to know why i always wear long sleeves since they don't know what 'being cold' is)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.( I'm SOOOO not sexy it juts not funny)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.( People who condemn the innocent to hell will go to hell them selves...not that I believe in hell)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend(i'd need a boyfriend in the first place)
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.(i have been told I have big boobs but I don't think that I do.)
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.(hate posers...)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy(maybe sometimes...but not really)
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be high all day long( I haven't smoked in months caz I'm going to uni soon)
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST going in the wrong direction
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.(when i skip its cuz i'm not hungry, not cuz i'm starving myself either that or there is nothing good to eat and I have no cash to grab take out)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.(All the Guys I'm noit afraid to talk to are my friends and I dont belive in going out with friends.)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.( WTF mate what does this mean)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.(story of my life. honestly)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.(Im not that badly over weight I just look bigger because every gurl i hang out with are the dreaded "PRETTY GIRS" )
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.( Its hot and it burns you whats good abut it?)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.(UGHH no comment)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.(I'm a little shy and have think that every one hates me when hey meet me... scars from early high school)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.(no, just sarcastic)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.(Only when you piss me off )
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.( This girl is one of the nicest people I know and you can't say a bad thing about her or i will FUCK YOU UP)
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.( I'm a straghit girl but dressing up like a dude is fun sometimes.. and i'm a little tomboyish)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.(I"M not ninja enough to stalk someone with out being noticed)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.(i've been in many a gight and have only ever lost to my big sister)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.(I'm NOT EMO i hate when people accuse me of being one)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.(Loser being the primary one)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE(love yaoi, don't care for yuri, but have nothing against those who enjoy it)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser(that's my label...right there)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy( I don't want Australia getting any hotter... and my nephue need a place nice to live too)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.(go ben ten alien force )
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.(reading is good for you! stop killing your brain-cells! i am a bit of a loner though)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST( seriously have you ever listened to the politics in aust).
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.(hello, moe fan girl here)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED(label away...i'm above it all)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish(having an inner child is good for you, relieves stress) I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s( Crocdiles are scary and wild Kangaroos can KILL you)
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.( Kinda true.. I have a life just sick of it)
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist(i screw up bad too and I only do it sometimes)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems( Whats doing on with my shit is my business i don't bother you do I?)