![]() Welcome to the Fed-Ex homepage, where we are non-judgmental of all ships. But we do have our favorites, just like how we have our favorite children. Just kidding I'm too young to have kids. OR AM I! maybe. Well this is me on a daily basis. You can read stuff I wrote, random things I come up with, things about me, and stuff other users have on their profile and I LOVED. (users will have credit) THINGS ABOUT ME: My birthday is July 21st I'm from Texas I love blue And if you were taking notes it means you're a stalker. STALKER ALERT!!! THINGS I LIKE: Chocolate Candy Bastille and music with good beats and/or lyrics RANDOM STUFF: Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Ninja of the Flames, Spuffy on Hiatus, ilovekyosohma, Chishio Naito, Kish's Kittie, Property of Kish, xMew Ichigox, MikaTheCatHanyou, BubblesBoo THfangirl01, Dragon(just a short name), PokeFreak 38,geny35, Pokemaster101, Akozu Heiwa, A Random Human, Gemstone Gal, malory79080, Amy47101, DreamYourOwnDestiny, princess December snow, Shteven27, Fed-Ex we ship you and you I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book, and if I do dance, I dance solo. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak or a geek either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space or Yahoo, or talking to a friend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that doesn't stalk boys because they're cute or are jocks. I am the girl who sings her heart out in public. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, who believes in her dreams, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl; Truth Be Told 13; DEFiiANCE; Angel of Apathy; Vic Taylor; Erma Buckles; butterfly1415; NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from fictionpress.net); Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon; Atem's Sister Atea; QueenManaOfEgypt; Velgamidragon; Princess Atemna; Lexicat; 2cute4ugirl; Aqua girl 007, ImmortalAngel92, noffermans; phantom-san;ANimEisAweSOme4400; british-otaku; Mrs. Luigi Vargas; SakuraMoriChan; ripplehealer; eonentity; Amy47101; DreamYourOwnDestiny, Princess December Snow, Shteven27, Fed-Ex we ship you and you Dear bullies, See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he talked His friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't. If you are copy this on your profile and add you name. Shteven27, Fed-Ex we ship you and you. (By DisneyandWildKrattfangirl) Boys are like trees...they take 50 years to grow up! Girls are like iPhones. We love to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'll be disconnected! When life hands you lemons, throw them back and yell, "Make your own Lemonade!" All my life I thought air was free...until I opened a bag of chips. So I heard you like water. That's great. You like 80% of me already! They laugh because we're losers. We laugh 'cause they just figured that out! You should go find your Prince instead of waiting for him! The poor guy could be stuck up a tree or something! Never underestimate the power of stupid people in a large group. It's fascinating! Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems! In exactly every single case where some said, "Oh no she didn't!" She did. Parents call it talking back. We call it explaining. Don't judge me on what I did seconds ago. I've changed since then. *looking up at stars* Seeing all these beautiful constellations makes me want to write poetry. Or bake a ham, I forget which... There is no 'I' in TEAM, but there is a 'I' in PIE and PIE is in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram for TEAM...So Ha! Don't you dare tell me that the sky's the limit when there're FOOTPRINTS on the MOON! If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. I ran with scissors and lived! I'm not a complete idiot. I'm missing a few parts. Namely my mind... You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder. Hippoptomonstrousaequipodalicphobic: The fear of long words. Education is important. School however... The news man is the guy who says, "Good evening!" Then tells you why it's not. "Sir! We're surrounded!" "Good! We can attack in any direction!" If you heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So shut up. Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the door bell and run away, he hates it. My mind is like lightning. One brilliant flash and it's gone. They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. But I think it's the gun, because if you stood there and yelled "Bang!" The only thing it would do is make you look stupid. I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger...Then it hit me. I took it hard. I'm not stupid. Stupid is trying to drown a fish. WHY WON'T THE FISH DROWN ALREADY!? I'm not good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic remark? An apple a day keeps the doctor away...if you aim right. My apple always seems to miss. Bummer What three words can embarrass a guy the most? "Hold my purse." If life hands you lemons, you better ask for water and sugar too. Otherwise you've got pretty crappy lemonade. *when my name is in a math problem* Class:... Me: That's right fools! I bough 60 watermelons! The fastest land animal is a teenager who's mom is pulling to the drive way and they didn't do any chores. Sweetness This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. Enjoy! :D (by SnowandIceForever) I just read MagicFireTiger's profile and I thought you should read these. 15 Things to do when you're in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look." 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here! 15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Pikachu, I CHOOSE YOU!" This is me in the bottom (still MagicFireTiger) How to Tell if You're a Writer Copy and Paste this if you're a writer FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR 1.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment. 9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 12.Ask, "Did you feel that?" 13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 15.Swat at flies that don't exist. 16.Tell people that you can see their aura. 17.Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it. 18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!" 27.When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "9") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker!" 28.Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly. 29.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down. 30.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 31.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 32.Meow occasionally. 33.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. 34.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 35.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?" 36.Say "Ding!" at each floor. 37.Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. 38.Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." IN THE CINEMA: Wait for it to go quiet and then stand up loudly and yell "I can't find the remote to change the channel!" Reasons why girls are the best 1.We got off the Titanic first 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 16. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 17. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 18. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 19. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 20. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 21. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 22. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 23. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 24. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 25. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 26. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children. Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you. If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you? If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile If you're hopelessly addicted to chocolate, paste this into your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever thought of something funny and started laughing aloud copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever wished you could go into a book, and join the fun in the adventure copy and paste this into your profile If books are your life and you couldn't possibly live without them, copy and paste this in your profile If you have a profile, paste this on your profile If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile Copy and paste this to your profile if you celebrate Christmas. Copy and paste this to your profile if you don't like coffee (I don't even drink it!) Copy and paste this to your profile if you ever sneezed before Copy and paste this to your profile if you love chocolate. Copy and paste this to your profile if your favorite chocolate is Hershey (HELL YA!) Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. this is this cat Repost this If you like it. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Copy and paste this if you are against Racism This is still things that were on MagicFireTiger's profile I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy The one who always wonders what she did wrong The one who writes to escape The one who just wants to help The one that really wants to make a difference The one that sticks to her values The one that refuses to believe that this is it The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow The one who won't give in The one won't give up - by Ravenhearst, copy and paste if you can relate to this. Her dad was a drunk She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrust the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If this made you cry, put it in you profile. STOP CHILD ABUSE!! A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down! Guy: No this is fun! Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you. Now slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gave him a big hug. Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me. In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.T he boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to."It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost. I read all of these from MagicFireTiger's profile. I'm sorry some were sad but these are some things I thought you should know. I liked their profile it was funny truthful and sincere. I love you all thanks for reading through the end. bye cya soon ~Fed-Ex |
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