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The Betrayed Warrior by I am CHAOS the VOID reviews
He was a son of Poseidon. He was loyal to a fault. He had been betrayed. Years later, a Primordial named Blaze comes to help the gods in the war... but, who exactly is he, and will he be able to get the campers to start fighting again? Written by: VOID
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,285 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Percy J.
Mass Effect: Mercs by rystorm678 reviews
A Group of Mercenaries have been hired by Admiral Hackett to take down the most wanted and dangerous man the Alliance has ever faced "Slick".
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,328 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 1/5/2015 - OC
Behind Closed Doors by Wolvesareawesome13 reviews
Lusoriis Academy for Young Witches and Wizards has always been a safe haven for magical youths to hone their craft. And it was no different for 6th year student Theodora Finch, but not all is as it seems. The school holds a deadly secret that could bring destruction upon the entire wizarding world. Will the truth come out or will it remain locked, behind closed doors? (On Hiatus)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 1/24/2015 - OC
Betrayed Son of the Sea by Hans50 reviews
Percy Jackson thought he would finally be free from war and get to live a life of peace with his beloved girlfriend and family. But when the camp turns their back on him, his friends leave him, and Annabeth cheats on him, what shall happen to our hero? Will he get a new family and purpose or will he and the world fall into destruction? He is Percy Jackson, Betrayed Son of the Sea.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 150,469 - Reviews: 2653 - Favs: 4,029 - Follows: 4,013 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [Percy J., Artemis] Hestia
Welcome Holmes by LizzeXX reviews
Sherlock/OC – Sherlock has returned to London after 2 years and everything is different. John has left 221B and moved on. But Leena, his oldest friend and fiance, is still there keeping an eye on things. With strained relationships all around, what will Sherlock and Leena do when the threat of Magnussen arises? Will they get their own wedding? Third in the Jackie Holmes Chronicles.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 101,032 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Sherlock H., OC] [John W., Mary M.] - Complete
Holmes Is Where the Heart Is by LizzeXX reviews
Sherlock/OC – Leena, a very old friend of Sherlock's, has returned to London from working for the BAU. How will her relationship with Sherlock fare when Irene gets involved? How will Sherlock react when Leena joins him in Baskerville? What will happen to them during the epic fall? Second in the Jackie Holmes Chronicles.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 69,953 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [Sherlock H., OC] - Complete
Holmes, Sweet Holmes by LizzeXX reviews
Sherlock/OC – Sherlock Holmes, resident sociopath of 221B Baker Street, a difficult man to love…or is he? Leena, a very old friend, would disagree entirely. Who is she? How does she know Sherlock? Why does a simple text from her make him…smile? Dr. Watson has no idea what's coming. First in the Jackie Holmes Chronicles.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,410 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/19/2012 - [Sherlock H., OC] - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What is a Time Head Anyway? by Sarah1281 reviews
Post-Day of the Moon. Amy and Rory have a much-needed talk about Amy not mentioning her possible pregnancy, their disturbing habit of dying, how having a baby would mean leaving the Doctor, and what exactly they want to name their future child.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Blame by Sarah1281 reviews
It wasn't the Doctor's fault. Amy knew that, of course she did, and yet somehow it didn't seem to matter. It happened because of him and she had missed the signs. In the wake of "A Good Man Goes to War", Amy tries to come to terms with it all.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,736 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Last of the Kissograms by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Doctor realizes that by 2008, Amy's part of a dying breed and gets some firsthand experience about just how awkward it is to listen to people going on about being the last of their kind. Good thing he stopped doing that with his regeneration.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/24/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Top Secret S Rank Mission by Sarah1281 reviews
After Kabuto leaves, Aoba is left to try and explain what's happened to Naruto without revealing what's really going on...and Naruto, it seems, has plenty of questions of his own about this so-called 'S-rank ecology mission.' Recent manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Aoba Y., Naruto U. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6436 - Favs: 12,882 - Follows: 5,005 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281 reviews
On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 182 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Just Where Do You Think You’re Going? by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto dragged him back to Konoha, Sasuke settled down with Sakura and had a kid. Tragically, he must have vengeance on Itachi and so eventually leaves again. Or tries to. His wife is NOT happy to be left behind again...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 87 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Setting An Example by Sarah1281 reviews
A week after Tsunade starts at the Acadmey, she and Tobirama have a discussion that convinces her that being Hokage is a terrible idea and she should be a Shinobi instead of a Kunoichi. But hey, at least she doesn't think the Uchiha are evil.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Tobirama S., Tsunade S. - Complete
Always the Last to Know by Sarah1281 reviews
While having lunch together one day, Iruka and Kakashi realize that everyone in Konoha thinks they are together. Bewildered, they attempt to track the source of these rumors as they barely even know each other. Surprisingly, not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 133 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Well, He IS Really Old by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke and Karin sneak into Konoha with plans to dispose of Danzo once and for all...only to discover he's apparently died of old age. While they try to figure out what to do next, Sai and Naruto show up and suspect foul play...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2034 - Favs: 3,835 - Follows: 2,600 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Feeling Underappreciated? Join the Akatsuki! by Sarah1281 reviews
Sakura and Ino are convinced their teammates think that they're weak. Upon failing to find support from their fellow Kunoichi, they decide that they have no choice but to leave Konoha and join the Akatsuki. Sadly, things do not go quite as planned...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14428 - Favs: 21,929 - Follows: 8,811 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Are You Sure it Doesn’t Say Arashi? by Sarah1281 reviews
The morning after Minato signs with the toads, Minato and Jiraiya try to work out just what Minato signed on the scroll. Minato insists he signed his own name but Jiraiya claims it says 'Arashi'...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 82 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Minato N., Jiraiya - Complete
That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 239 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
Sasuke's Completely Unnecessary Christmas Carol by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke's been wandering alone since Madara's defeat and he's doing fine. Or he would be if Naruto and Sakura would leave him alone. Then to make matters worse his various relatives decide to stage an intervention. What part of 'fine' don't they get?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,246 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 179 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Worst Chuunin Present Ever by Sarah1281 reviews
Post-series. Upon making Chuunin, Naruto and Co are called into Tsunade's office to hear some startling news: Naruto is secretly a girl. And apparently a lesbian. And no, she's still not in love with Sasuke. And why does no one ever tell her these things?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 120 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Finally Dealing with the Fallout by Sarah1281 reviews
After confessing her undying love for Naruto, Sakura's convinced it is reciprocated and decides to plan out their relationship. Apparently she didn't discuss it with Naruto, though, and he's got some issues with her to work out. Recent manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281 reviews
In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 161 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 168 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Talked Into Self Sacrifice by Sarah1281 reviews
Hyuuga Hizashi was just minding his own business when he was accosted by a Hyuuga elder with a mad plan to save Hiashi from his own mistake: talking his twin into agreeing to a trade.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Hizashi H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 348 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The Secret Origins of the Bell Test by Sarah1281 reviews
Even though they both knew it was a bad idea, Hashirama needed an apprentice so Tobirama had to take a team. What they DIDN’T expect was to create the infamous bell test to get out of going over paperwork or to begin to turn the team against the Uchiha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Could Have Been Worse by Sarah1281 reviews
After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 130 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 178 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Power of Fanaticism versus the Power of Youth by Sarah1281 reviews
Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 124 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Madara’s Dramatic Exit by Sarah1281 reviews
Hashirama and Tobirama were only trying to assure Madara that winning the Hokage battle didn't mean they were planning on destroying the Uchiha, but they end up accidentally inspiring Danzo and feeding Madara's paranoia until he gets fired as clan head…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Lee's Inexplicable Crush by Sarah1281 reviews
After the Chuunin Exam preliminaries, Neji and Tenten sit down and try and figure out why in the world Lee likes Sakura so much when they have almost nothing in common and practically no shared values. It...doesn't go very well.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
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