Snowshade
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Joined 04-29-17, id: 9146057, Profile Updated: 09-15-17
Author has written 2 stories for Warriors.

I know you probably won't read any of this anyway, but oh, well. No one ever has time, do they? you can just skip down to my books and stuffff.

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to this list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Firestar's Gal, Faithrose, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Sakeraa, Sparrowflight, Warriorsfanatic17, Sapphirepaw, Shadeheart, Brightheart7, Shatterstream, Fallenheart, Rainstorm, Feathertail1021, Softfrost, Dewsong, Stardawn, SpottedStar -RiverClan Leader-, IcyUmbreon, warriorfreak, Feathertail's Loyalty, Sparkflame, hawkfire111, Twilightmoonstar, sunfur29,Thestormwarrior, Paintedmoon, and Frostpool of Lightningclan, Echopelt, Cheetahstar, Moonbeam141, Leafstar16,Wolfclaw of mountain clan, Wish Upon A Warrior Cat, Skyfrost14 ,Potatotheumbreon, KittyCatLover18, Snowcrystal of Thunderclan, Shadowstorm11,Warriors27, Snowshade

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you! If you agree copy and paste this on your profile and add your name to the list: Snowshade

If you love ice cream, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall on "accident" copy this into your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile!!

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever forgot what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you have your best moments of fanfiction idea brilliance when you're trying to go to sleep, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have spent multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.

Copy and Paste if you LOVE to laugh (even if at yourself)

What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite character's name and the last half of your least favorite character)

Twigtail (Twigpaw/Brokentail)

Your Kittypet Name? (First thing to your left)

Pillow

What's Your Suicidal Warriors Name? (Your favorite forest animal plus dark)

Darkwolf

What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan)

Leafstream (Thunderclan Riverclan)

Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of)

Pizza

What would be your warrior name?

Snowshade

What would be your kits' names?

Snowkit, Ivykit, Willowkit, Featherkit.

What clan would you be in?

Thunderclan

Warrior Cats Stereotypes:

I’m in Windclan, so I must be loyal and fast.

I’m in Shadowclan, so I must be mean and proud.

I’m in Riverclan, so I must be fat.

I’m in Thunderclan, so I must be either perfect or be in a prophecy. I’m in a forbidden love, so it must end badly. I’m outside a Clan, so I must be a misguided fool. I’m a kit, so I must be obsessed with play-fights and sneaking out of camp. I’m in Thunderclan, so I must be part kittypet or love having a Clan overrun with kittypets. I’m an elder, so I must be cranky. I’m a part of the Tribe of Rushing Water, so I must be weak and need the Clans’ help for everything. I hate kittypets in the Clans, so I must be evil. I am Shadowclan, so I must be heartless!

A sad poem:

My name is Tiffany,

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen,

I cannot see.

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my Mommy,

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up,

All day long.

When I'm awake,

I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,

My daddy is back From Charlie's bar.I hear him curse,

My name is called,

I press myself Against the wall,

I try to hide From his evil eyes,

I'm so afraid now,

I'm starting to cry,

He finds me weeping,

Calls me ugly words,

He says it's my fault,

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me,

And yells at me more,

I finally get free,

And run to the door,

He's already locked it,

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me,

Against the hard wall,

and I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues,

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!" I scream,

But it's now too late,

His face has been twisted,

With an unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again...

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops,

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless,

Brawled on the floor.

My name is Tiffany,

I am three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

  • And you can help. Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgiveness. Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are affected, Do something about it! So all I ask you to do is pass this on!

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    Blazing Moon reviews
    *This is a second book. Read the first book, Arising Dawn, or you won't understand anything.* After Dawncloud left the clans, her brother Rainfall comes, and reports that Moonspeckle, their sister, is crushing Thunderclan. She's murdered the deputy, close to killing his leader too. He is trying to do everything in his power to help his clan. But how could he betray his littermate?
    Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2017
    Arising Dawn reviews
    Dawnkit and her littermates decide to sneak out of camp. An incident happens, causing her hind legs to get crushed. After that her clan, even her sister treated her like fox dung, adding snide comments when she took something from the prey pile. Feeling out of place she sneaked out at night, hidding in an old twoleg nest in her territory. But what happens if she gets discovered?
    Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,764 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 8/24/2017 - Complete