![]() My pen name is Denji Hou (zap cannon)(if you didn't know that you must be retarded)(or mentally slow)(your choice) Age:None of your bees wax Location:You will never know Gender:Male Height:Between 1' and 10' Hair colour:Ginger Hobbies:Computer,games,life,reading,sleeping,eating,arguing,annoying people and A LOT MORE PERSONALITY:Sarcastic Hates:Idiots,emos,school,homework,disease,hypocrites,people who believe in stereotypes and cheaters favourite quotes: "Age is just a number"(my friend) "i...don't care"(me) "EPIC FAIL"(don't know who said it first) "You fail at life" RANDOM COPY/PASTE STUFF if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. 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