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Joined 10-30-11, id: 3385603, Profile Updated: 05-21-12
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

This is odd. I never would have thought I'd be doing this two years ago. But, after all, a lot has changed since then. And I'll tell you right out that these aforementioned changes have not always been for the better.

My name is Elanor. Elanor Hargrove. I am fourteen, though not by much. I am an early admission student at a local college. I am an eldest child. My favorite color is a dark green. My favorite songs are those that I write. I have too many favorite books, and I remember everything I have ever read.

The stories that you, dear reader may now venture into are ones that I have wrote. They are how-it-ought-to-have-happened, different perspectives, and much more. Read on...

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dear blank, sincerely blank by tequilya reviews
humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic. Revived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 83 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort
Baby by GryffindorCriss reviews
Ron and Hermione want a baby, but will they be successful? Read and Review! No Copyright intended, blah blah blah.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 121,106 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/1/2016 - Published: 9/2/2010 - [Hermione G., Ron W.]
Avalon High by LuckyDuck932 reviews
A sneak peek at an AU novel based on Spamalot/Holy Grail. Better description inside.
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,810 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 8/6/2011
We're the Perfect Two by Spaidel reviews
Some of the most loved and weird couples on this site and the most common ways of how they fell in love. Don't get offended by this.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012
After Class by C.Queen reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is not a nice potions teacher, and new teacher Albus Potter is recruited to ask the Slytherin to be nicer to their students.Turns out Scorpius is willing to behave in class if a certain Gryffindor is willing to misbehave afterwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 127,978 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
We All Love Facebook by Spaidel reviews
The characters of The Hunger Games trilogy are all drawn to this new sensation called Facebook.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 39,578 - Reviews: 2404 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012
Come What May by Spaidel reviews
Mags' Games, because she wasn't always this old woman who could barely speak and hardly walk. The 8th Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,549 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Mags, Other tributes
In Oz by BookWorm0001 reviews
What would happen if i took Dorothy's place. Laughs, Animals, sparkly shoes, and kicking some Wizard butt.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,439 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012
Truth or Dare? by Spaidel reviews
The characters of the Hunger Games play Truth or Dare.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,751 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012
A Very Glee Hogwarts by cinnamonstyles reviews
A Harry Potter/Glee Crossover. It's the time of the Triwizard Tournament, and the Dark Days are about to fall on us all. Klaine, Faberry, Brittana.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,102 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Keep Holding On by Spaidel reviews
Johanna Mason, the girl that no one cares about, had been selected to be the female tribute in the 68th Hunger Games. Her plan was simple - act like a scared little girl, then in the Games be the killer that she had to be in order to survive. Repost.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,386 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Johanna M. - Complete
Starts With Goodbye by C.Queen reviews
The day Andromeda must leave her family has come and her future happiness must start with her saying good bye.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
The Lumberjack and the Tree Elf by Oisin55 reviews
Johanna Mason said Blight "wasn't much, but he was from home." And even someone who isn't much has to have a story. This is the brilliant and manipulative young man who was forced into the Games by his own district. This is Blight Gavin. This is the Fifty-Second Annual Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 87,739 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Blight, Other tributes - Complete
May the Odds Be Ever in Your Vomit by Oisin55 reviews
A series of one shots exploring the most common cliches in Hunger Games FanFiction. All resemblences to actual works of FanFiction is entirely coincidental. So if you see reflections of your own work, laugh along, because there are certainly bits of mine
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,709 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Peeta M., Other tributes
What She Wants You to See by trakands reviews
She was raised in the Capitol to protect her from the Games but became even more entangled than anyone could have imagined; following life from a young girl to the flames of rebellion.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,194 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A.
31st October 1981 by lostinponderland
Just a short oneshot of James and Lily's murder on the 31st October 1981.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/11/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Veni, Vidi by Tenebrielle reviews
"I came, I saw." A Tribute from District 5, known by Katniss Everdeen as Foxface, details her experiences from the Reaping through the Hunger Games in diary form. Rated T.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Foxface
Dear Teddy by SummerW reviews
Remus Lupin leaves Harry with a box full of letters for Teddy, just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Teddy L., Remus L.
Harry Potter and Friends Read My Immortal by InuyashaFanGirl555 reviews
Harry,Ron,Hermione,Draco,McGonagall,Dumbledor,Snape,Sirius,Voldemort, and Dobby read the notorious "My Immortal" by Tara Gilespie. Rated T for language. Be warned: "My Immortal" is so terrible, you might die. Read with caution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,420 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2500 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail:Unnecessary Sequel by LuckyDuck932 reviews
It s totally unecessary, but it shall be told! Rated T for saftey purposes.Read and Review!
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,616 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011
Beauty by xokittykat5xo reviews
"Beauty. My best quality, and the thing that will destroy me." Fleur Delacour's thoughts throughout the books. Rated T because I am paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,507 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Fleur D.
Background Check by Astiza reviews
Facebook profiles for the Characters in Lord of the Rings! Written as a parody. You will never look at the characters the same way again - in a good way of course. I think we're finished here folks. -NOW COMPLETE.. unless you have another idea!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Complete
The Princess Bride by MissMadi reviews
Mia is finally marrying Michael. But what with her wedding being a televised state affair, she can't help half-dreading her special day. And then, when she loses a special present from Michael, she feels that she still can't seem to do anything right.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,213 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Complete
Bilbo Baggins Kidnapped! by raspberry.blue reviews
Ever wonder how a local newspaper would report Bilbo's adventures?
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Only You by C.Queen reviews
Albus Dumbledore is reborn and given a new life free of the past.But he isn't the only one to be reborn. Stuck as an exchange student at Durmstrang Albus is faced with the only man he's ever loved..who has no intention of losing Albus again.Also ASP/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 118,008 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Separating Fact from Fiction by Azusa-Angel reviews
Lily Luna's obsession leads Harry, his family, his friends, and the Malfoy's to watch A Very Potter Musical. A Very Potter Musical is owned by StarKidPotter and Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling. Few months after the epilogue. Please Review! Or else..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,969 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P.
Heir Expectant by WolfKeeper989 reviews
This is a sequel for Heir Apparent by Vivian Velde. Nigel creates a sequel game to Heir Apparent but he needs a second player to help him play it. And his first choice candidate is Giannine. Then things become crazy when Nigel's physcotic brother returns.
Heir Apparent - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,202 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 12/29/2005
Toujours Pur, ou Quelquefois Toute Facon by trakands reviews
No one was born evil. Everyone has loved at least once in their lives. A look at the early life of the notorious Bellatrix Black. Rated for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,568 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Bellatrix L., Tom R. Jr.
The line of the healer by Jacquera reviews
Ayla's line from her time, right up to now, what will her descendant be like? Please review.
Earth's Children - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 278,987 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
Inconceivable: The Story of Vizzini's Daughter by Skye Aerrow reviews
Never go against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line.
Princess Bride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,754 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 2/27/2007
Animal Craving by C.Queen reviews
Teddy never saw Victoire as more than family. Or he didn't until after his eighteenth birthday, when the wolf inside him started making its desires known for two days every month. And what it desires most is Victoire as its mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,271 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Happy Halloween by C.Queen reviews
At the age of five Albus and Scorpius meet up at a Halloween party, neither knowing who the other is. Things get a bit complicated though, when Albus mistakens Scorpius for a girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,495 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 3,292 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
101 Ways to Kill Umbridge by Espoir Noir reviews
Sick to death of his DADA professor, Ron decided to compile this list.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Ron W., Dolores U.
6 Ways that Merlin Turns Arthur Pendragon On by yaoifangirlHolly reviews
Yeah, I think the title speaks for itself. Mild-ish until the end, where it gets a bit M rated then stops. Boy on boy, so if you don't like, do not read!
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
The Princess Python by Mirriam Q Webster reviews
A scene of confrontation, done in a Monty Pythonesque style.
Princess Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Tolkien's Flying Circus by Spiny Norman reviews
Crossover work also known as The Lord of the Rings by Monty Python.
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,496 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
MultiTasking by Aeriel Ravenna reviews
It’s Hermione’s best kiss. Only she would actually THINK at the same time. One-Shot. PG for slight innuendo. Emphasis on 'slight.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 7,097 - Follows: 564 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Married to a Malfoy by Undying at Midsummer reviews
When Hermione Granger is informed that her parents are Squibs and she is betrothed to Draco Malfoy, her life is turned upside down. Many unwanted things come with being married to a Malfoy. She hates it, then she starts to fall for Draco himself.HGDM.FI
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,984 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Beta Draconis reviews
Beta Draconis: The star also known as Rabastan. And the title of this lovely Drabble about said character.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Andromeda T., Rabastan L.