nofurylikewiccansscorned
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Joined 03-19-04, id: 557286
Author has written 2 stories for Sweep.

Hello! We're the members of nofurylikewiccansscorned (there are two of us), finally updating our profile. One of us lives in Texas and the other lives in Virginia, so it's difficult for us to update our stories regularly (we're sorry). If you buy us plane tickets, we'll love you forever and update our stories every day! We're very strange and can often be found in the candy emporium.

We'd still like to give a shoutout to our beloved marshmallow teddy bear buddy Mike Ellison (we love you!). He's awesome. Um, yes. Worship the awesomeness of The Mike!

To all you baseball fans out there: the Cardinals rock! All you other teams SUCK!

Here are our essential stats:

Writer #1:
Favorite TV Show: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Favorite Animal: guinea pig
Favorite Star Wars Character(s): Padme Amidala, Yoda, Jar Jar Binks
Favorite Sport:basketball
Favorite Country:Switzerland
Favorite Baseball Team: St. Louis Cardinals
Favorite Baseball Player: Scott Rolen, StL 3B
Favorite Pastime: contemplating the complexities of the universe
Favorite Way to Waste Time: writing Sweep parodies
Number ofPets: Three (two guinea pigs, one hamster)

Writer #2:
Favorite TV Show: Smallville
Favorite Animal: squirrel
Favorite Manga:Flame of Recca
Number of Pets: One (golden retriever)
Favorite Way to WasteTime: computer
Favorite PS2 Game: Kingdom Hearts
Favorite Broadway Play: Wicked
Favorite Personal Record: never had a brain freeze (knock on wood)
Lifelong Goals: kick down a door, become a carney, take over the world (not necessarily in that order)

Okay,I think that's enough insanity for now. We're twoquite interesting individuals, aren't we? Well,I suppose that's all we've got to say. Tune in for updates on our stories and review them when you finish reading them or we'll sic Jeff and Bill on you and those you love! You have been warned.

We Love Totoro!

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Some Kind of Wonderful by jazzman31 reviews
AU story, not canon in any way. Faith is the main character, and it is a slash fic.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,536 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Faith L., Willow R. - Complete
Wrong Kind of Hero by Curiosity reviews
An unlikely friendship between two children upsets tradition at Hogwarts, Severus falls in love, and Lily has choices to make. Eventual AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,226 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Some Things Run Too Deep by Joywriter reviews
Voldemort spares Lily. A story of the reconciliation of Lily and Snape and the eventual downfall of Voldemort. Rated for sexual themes and violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,367 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Till Death Do Us Reunite by Curiosity reviews
The SnapeLily slightly schmoopy love and forgiveness in the afterlife story, because everyone wants it to happen after reading DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
How did I Get Here? How the beep? by Saran VD reviews
RENT and Harry Potter xover. Angel, Mimi, April, Roger, Collins, Maureen, Joanne, and Mark all go to Hogwarts... WARNING: CONTAINS RANDOM AUTHOR'S NOTES! ON HIATUS until summer '07
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,704 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006
All because of you by Taintedpromises reviews
UPDATED FINALLY! Everyone has something on their mind now. May it be grief for a lost loved one, dealing with being dead or avenging something that you can't help but feel every minute.
Sweep - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,826 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/19/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005
What Would Lord Voldemort Do for a Klondike Bar? by Megan Sleevewillow reviews
What happens when the Dark Lord needs a Klondike Bar and can't get one?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2004
Incy Wincy Spider by lethe medusa reviews
Ron's trapped, and Harry's not helping.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Ron W., Harry P.
Morgan the Vampire Slayer A spell gone wrong by FlowerOfMidnight reviews
are temporarily transformed into Buffy characters! Killian is turned into tweed-wearing Giles, Cal resurrected...now also a LOTR spell and HP spell in next chapters.
Sweep - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 4/24/2004
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Sweep: The Random Parodies reviews
A multitude of humorous stories featuring our favorite coven, Kithic. Experience extreme wackiness in a series of funny, random hence the title and completely pointless parodies! We finally updated! Praise us!
Sweep - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,597 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 3/19/2004
Back to the Beginning reviews
Their road won't be easy, but a rising sun awaits their journey's end. The day of reckoning is both far off and very near, but they can't afford to be afraid. And who knows: maybe starting a new journey isn't so hard. Or maybe it has already begun.
Sweep - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 152,407 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 5/19/2005 - Published: 5/2/2004