Yasui Kikei
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Joined 09-12-08, id: 1691669, Profile Updated: 10-01-08
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Death Note, and Kingdom Hearts.

Name: Alexis

Age: Guess ;D My writing can be very eluding.

Appearance: (I only put this on here because people have continuously asked me XD) I have dark black hair to the nape of my neck with bangs that come right above my eyebrows, a straight nose, icy blue eyes, alabaster skin, 5'7 1/2", 120lbs. That enough for you guys?

Fave Bands/Artists: At the moment...Malice Mizer, Dir en grey, The Candy Spooky Theater, Tegan and Sara, Angelspit, D'espairsRay, Emilie Autumn, I Am Ghost, Mix Speaker's Inc, and Moi dix Moi.

Goal(s): To become an exceptional fanfiction writer, obtain a career as an author and/or psychotherapist, and to finally have a successful love-life. x_x; (A girl can dream, can't she?)

Fave Pastime: Reading, writing, listening to music, eating, chatting, photography, etc. etc.

Fave Anime/Movies: Dawn of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Ichi the Killer, Imprint, Audition, Saw, Hostel, Marebito, 28 Days Later, the Hamiltons, the Gravedancer, Spirited Away, Death Note: The Last Name

About my Penname: My irl friend on here (NamineInWonderland), told me I should make a Japanese penname so...this is what I came up for. In English it translates to "Cheap Tricks".

Favorite Pairings:

NarutoxSasuke: (Naruto) This is one of my new favorite pairings, and it's taken me a while to get used to it. I really don't care who's the uke and who's the seme, because they are both SO cute~ :D They're perfect for each other.

SakuraxKakashi: (Naruto) Heh _ Pedophilia? Well, nonetheless, I think it's adorable. In a weird, twisted way I think they make a cute couple. I can't picture them having sex though, so I just stick to fanfictions with a bit of fluff in them.

JakexRosalie: (Twilight saga) Opposites attract, right? XD I don't know what has possessed me to think they make a good couple, but seeing them in Breaking Dawn just instantly convinced me. I always picture them having angry sex though. _;

BellaxAlice: (Twilight saga) Let's face it: Bella DOES NOT DESERVE EDWARD. She's way too clingy and selfish, and she practically cheats on him. So...the second best thing she can get is Alice. :D I've read tons of fanfics with them in it and I lovelovelove it. They seem so perfect for each other, more so than BellaxEdward.

PainexYuna: (FFX2) So. Fucking. Hot. I've had DREAMS about this couple, that's how much I love them. XD Paine always has to be the uke though, or it just doesn't feel right. -dreamy fangirl sigh-

AyanoxOgawa: (High School Girls) THEY ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER. I can't picture them having sex either though, because Ogawa is just so tiny. But they both just give off that innocent girl vibe, so together they'd make an awesome couple. Plus, Shikotakatani-kun is such a painful name to pronounce. Ayano needs a break.

Least Favorite Pairings:

NarutoxSakura: EW. This is so cliche! Plus, Sakura is such a bitch. She doesn't deserve anyone. Her and Ino can both die slow, lonely, painful death. Heh. ;

ItachixSasuke: I know it's a bit hypocritical because I wrote a chapter in my fanfic about it, but I'm not entirely comfortable with this pairing. It's a cute one as long as they only kiss, but I just...I can't picture them having sex. XD I guess it's my incest-phobia kicking in.

EdxAl: Yet again, incest-phobia.

BellaxEdward: DAMN YOU STEPHENIE MEYER. Why why why why?! They are so completely opposite, and not in the good way like Jake and Rosalie. Bella is such a selfish bitch, I mean really. -_-; She cheats on Edward, and then is automatically forgiven simply because she uses her sex appeal. :/ YOU'RE LIKE ANY OTHER SLUT IN AMERICA, BELLA SWAN. I CURSE YOU WITH 1000 JIHADS.

I can't think of any more, but I'm sure I'll come up with some later. XD And I'm sorry if any of these pairings anger people. Just don't hurt me. (hides within a pregnant woman's womb) Kekeke...

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
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I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

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The Stranger
Sora and Riku find a strange girl within a cove during a picnic, and she begins unraveling strange mysteries much to their chagrin. M just in case.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Riku
Annoy DN 101 reviews
A tutorial on how to get under your favorite Death Note character's skin. :D
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/5/2008
Secret Notes reviews
New Chapter--consists of two parts--: Kakashi is helping Sakura train and it leads onto something more sensual. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete