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I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a loner.

I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be antisocial.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I am a MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist and recite the QUARAN all the time.

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The 227th Hunger Games: Dollhouse by Annabeth-TheTributeThatLived reviews
Welcome boys and girls, young and old to the third installment of my Hunger Games series! Join our third group of tributes as they navigate an arena unlike anything that's ever been done before. Because the true principle of the Games is control. Rated T for language and violence.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,537 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/31/2017 - Published: 6/21/2015 - OC
The Method in Their Madness by freedwinner28 reviews
Set 18 months after The Variable. With the Trials over and with WICKED gone, the surviving Immunes try to make the best out of the cards that they have been dealt with. But secrets are still kept and the ghosts still exist among them. How long will it take for these secrets to unravel? And how do you deal with ghosts when all you have ever known was how to run away from them?
Maze Runner Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 109,363 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/8/2016 - Published: 4/3/2015 - Thomas, Minho, OC, Sonya - Complete
The Vultures by Green Eyes Wander reviews
In the bone dry lands of the Scorch, a group of teens thrives off of nothing. When WICKED comes to them with an offer they can't refuse, 13 immunes are thrust into the Trials. Pitted against Group A, they must decide what's more important to them, the spoils of success or total freedom from WICKED. SYOC closed for now.
Maze Runner Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 73,570 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 6/14/2015
The Sun and The Moon by TheCatalystx reviews
Life in the Glade is hard enough. Having a brother who constantly overshadows you certainly doesn't help... Jill can't seem to find the courage it takes to crawl out from under his shadow, let alone to follow him when he becomes a Runner. That is, until she has no choice.
Maze Runner Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,525 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 10/2/2015 - [OC, Newt] Thomas, Chuck
The Skies Rain Fire (hiatus) by AOnceToldStory reviews
Thomas, Newt and Minho are ordinary teenage boys with ordinary lives and ordinary problems — until they are caught in the middle of a surprise attack on their country. Thrown headfirst onto a fiery battleground, they must stick together to survive, but a lot of things change when you are at war and the price for life is higher than ever. [War AU, modern day]
Maze Runner Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,022 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 10/10/2015 - Thomas, Minho, Newt
Ruins of Time: The 57th Hunger Games by WizardDemigodGladerGatekeeper reviews
The Capitol loved the arena. It had been deemed as one of the best games ever. 24 tributes go in, one survivor comes out. Blood be spilled, people be broken. Families torn apart, and tributes forced to choose between Humanity and Life. This Hunger Games tests them all. The Arena of the ruined city... This is the story of the 57th Hunger Games. SYOT CLOSED!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 47 - Words: 210,469 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/25/2016 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Other tributes - Complete
Blood on their Hands: The 101st Hunger Games(SYOT Closed) by ZJB3 reviews
How do you follow up the most successful games in recent memory? By delivering the bloodiest games of all time, and that's exactly what President Vale and her Head Game-Maker aim to do. When all is said and done everyone involved with these games will have Blood on their hands. SYOT Closed but feel free to read and review, lets take this journey together :D
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,162 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/16/2015 - Published: 6/1/2015 - Complete
What I Should Do by Thalion Estel reviews
A girl sees Rue get selected in the Reaping and can't stand to be silent. But volunteering in Rue's place is only the beginning of a very tough journey for Amaranth, who wants to be victorious without becoming a part of the Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,759 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Complete
The 226th Hunger Games: Capitol's Picks SYOT CLOSED by Annabeth-TheTributeThatLived reviews
SYOT Closed. Imagine a world where Enobaria won the 75th Hunger Games. Brutus overpowered Peeta. Katniss kills Finnick and Johanna. Brutus kills Katniss. Beetee dies from electric shock. Enobaria kills Brutus in the final 2. There was no rebellion. No Mockingjay. 151 years later, the games are still going strong (or so everyone thinks.)
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 60 - Words: 158,936 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 7/7/2014 - OC - Complete
The Eden Switch by open hearts catch dreams reviews
A novel-length look into the sustainable life in the Glade in the months before Thomas is sent up, told through the eyes of the first girl ever sent there. Why a girl? No one's quite sure - including her. Spans from her arrival through the events of the film. Or, a glimpse of life in the Glade before Thomas screws it up. The good and the bad. Movie-verse. Read notes inside first.
Maze Runner Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 140,605 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/10/2015 - Published: 3/10/2015 - OC, Newt, Frypan, Jeff - Complete
The Barista by It'sNotAboutAngels reviews
"You're a fucking child of Satan, Minho. Kindly leave." Newt said, already having enough Minho for today. "You curse like a hooker, it's making me uncomfortable." Minho stated, standing up, and Newt took in a deep breath, turning away. "This is really embarrassing. I'm leaving now." College AU, in which Newt and Minho are art students, and Thomas works at a coffee house.
Maze Runner Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/21/2015 - Thomas, Teresa, Minho, Newt
Born in the Glade by reddhede reviews
Minho had faced many challenges in the Maze, but impending fatherhood would trump them all. Slight AU where a girl was one of the early Gladers. Minho/OC, and a bit of Thomas/Newt.
Maze Runner Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,155 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/9/2015 - Published: 4/22/2015 - Minho, Thomas, Newt, OC - Complete
Everybody Wants to Rule the World by Calla Mae reviews
"She came from the bloody maze," Newt told Gally in disbelief. Newt looked down when Gally held his hand out, offering a small piece of paper; "I found this in her pocket." Newt stared at the words and read them over and over again: Keep her safe. But how did she get there, and what did it mean? Why does she know Thomas and Teresa? And why did WICKED send her? Newt/OC
Maze Runner Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 82,058 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 5/23/2015 - Published: 9/20/2014 - [Newt, OC] Thomas, Gally - Complete