Author has written 2 stories for Alice in Wonderland, 2010, and Game of Thrones. Tis I. A dillusioned child most likely not from this planet. Does that even make sense? I think perhaps the name Tramp Who Stole Someones Laptop suits better to describe a lost fool. I should probably ask who is actually reading this. I mean seriously. Apart from Mr Blobby, no one is. But then I think, if I go and perv on other mortals profiles then perhaps they do the same to others. But then actually... So anyway putting my insanity aside, I find that maybe I should mention some things. I only write for fun, I don't mean it to be serious because I'm not so greatly talented, so were I to take it seriously, people would look at me with pity. Other people however, have the great gift of words. Probably you people looking down at me right now. To be honest I prefer to read others great achievments and enjoy them, in fact I'm surprised I even wrote one story. What a loser. I have remained a twin since the day I was born, and it's about time things changed. He's an idiot and we have nothing in common. Enough said. Love you loads ( :S ). As they say though, life goes on, and I chose to fill it with piano playing, dreaming of men in top hats and the occasional viewing of films e.g. one involving a man with big, fluffy hair and incredibly tight trousers/leggings - WHAT EVEN ARE THOSE THINGS?! For once I'm just going to turn to the Americans and use pants - they seem to do it. I doubt you even know what I'm talking about... *sighs* It's Labyrinth people. Though I'm sure most Robin Hood films could have surficed with that description ;) But, I blabber, and getting your brain in a twist can be highly problematic (resulting in death, expresso coffee, and sci-fi novels). So anyway, I don't have much to say: I'm a bit old fashioned, I like a good hat, tea cup, even a moustache, and the occassional puff on the ol' pipe. Films I like are: Sweeney Todd, Alice in Wonderland, Labyrinth, Pride and Prejudice, Interview with the vampire, Wild Target, The Boat that Rocked, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Young Victoria, Phantom of the Opera, Sherlock Holmes, Moulin Rouge, The Dark Knight, blah de blah de blah, I could go on forever but frankly I think you're bored, and if not we have a lot in common (yep pretty long film that one). And the things I'm loving right now? Well my friend gather your fat/skinny/blonde/sandy/ging/brunette/acne covered self around and I shall tell you... Sherlock - the new modern take on Sherlock Holmes starring dearest Benedict CumberBatch. Ah what brilliance that program is. But er I'm also loving... THE COLOUR YELLOW! *applause* It's so bright and it just makes everything so much better and even if you look like a daffodil, and least you're happy. Also, I adore musicalsl. They get me up when I'm down. They help me through the bad times, especially Til I Hear You Sing from Love Never Dies. And I'm trying to do abit of composing myself. And failing. I'm so cheerful. But I think before I kill you with badly used words (as you can see I've reached a point of hysteria) I shall depart, with the lighting of a cigar, the successful theme tune to Jurassic Park booming behind me and a cape swish for good affect. Oh and I found this on someone elses profile and thought it applied: I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (obviously sor of reverse - not true or whatever)... P.S Don't let the bastards get you down. |
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