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New to the site but old in the fan fiction community. I have been a devoted fan of Harry Potter since the first book came out, so I am hoping to find great stories about the greatest if the stories that has ever been created.

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The Villain Wrangler by lil'hawkeye3 reviews
When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,150 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 4,690 - Follows: 4,842 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman, OC
Right Side of Hell by NeoMare reviews
Albus Dumbledore was sure he had made the right choice sacrificing an innocent child. Too late he understood how terrible that mistake had been... Harry Potter was not what he wanted him to be, he was not what the magical world expected him to be. He was not a replica of James, instead he had inherited more of Lily, far too much, in many people's opinion. Powerful&Intelligent!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 264,060 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 2,423 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 4/8 - Harry P.
Hermione Granger, Demonologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,955 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 3,473 - Follows: 2,096 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Little Guy by Clell65619 reviews
What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 2,754 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 7,871 - Follows: 3,116 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
My Nephew Harry by Lucillia reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 3,838 - Follows: 2,911 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Marge D., Harry P. - Complete
4 Out of 5 DADA Professors Recommend by wwwendy reviews
With the DADA professor for 1996-97 being unknown, Dumbledore assigns all returning students a summer essay, “What I have learned in DADA while at Hogwarts”. You wouldn't believe the approach Harry took, as some people are finding out, much to their shock
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,038 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 2,925 - Follows: 3,223 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Harry P.
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 6,785 - Follows: 2,538 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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