Author has written 3 stories for Secret Window, Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings. WEEEEEEEEE! We thinks it's time for a profile update, precious! Let's see...what's the date today...oh yes. Here we go. January 21, 2005 Huzzah!! Okay. I have a new story. A terrible story, but a story nonetheless. Yes...yes. OKAY! Now...some words about me. Hello. I am Emily, otherwise known as "The Secret Toasty Pirate", "Master of Taters", or the ever-classic, "That girl with the big nose." I've just turned 14, I live in Mountaineer-a-gogo-land, and I MELETH Harry Potter and LOTR. Some of my favorite bands are Rammstein, Thrice, Evanescence, Three Days Grace, Cauterize, and A Dozen Furies. That's..it. Or, all that I wish to write at the moment. NOW...for some quotes!! "Did you just say you starred in a porno with David?" --me, talking to Jeremy "STUPID LESBIAN STORM TROOPER!" --me, speaking about my reading teacher Does the Frodo Dance*--Clara "It's like,you get all your girlfriends to come over.. "Ok mom, you just go to the store now..." and you guys yell, "GET THE TWO TOWERS, WE'RE GONNA WATCH OUR BITCH SAM IN ACTION!" --Steven "Mel Gibson killed my sexy!" --me "Did you just say that you were drinking a Tostido?"--Jeremy "What are you going to do after school?"--Brittany "Sex is not behind the Green Door...but artificial insementation is." --Matt Okay. That's enough to bore you for one day. I'm off like Sauron's Finger! -The Secret Toasty Pirate PS: Oh yes. Forgot. I don't like flames. They are not welcome. They will be given to Jeremy to mix with gasoline and create explosions. |
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