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Well well well, looks like you found my bio, now you shall never be able to leave mwuhaahahahahahaahahaha!!!!!...well maybe you can leave it but at least let me have my moment of control...there, I'm all done, now onto the details.

ME: Well, I'm a University student from the UK, going to a University in the UK. I'm not going to tell you exactly what Uni it is, I'll save that detail for a rainy day. I'm studying MEng Electronic and Software Engineering (It doesn't mean I'm a nerd tho, I'm actually far from being a nerd cos I have no clue what I'm doing, and rely on real hardcore nerds to do the work, lol...)I am also able to drive woo!!, but am currently in need of a car, prefferably with 4 wheels, a steering wheel, brakes and at least 1 seat...But I really, really, really want a Mazda RX-8, and when im older (like 30) and built up a decent no-claims bonus so that my insurance is cheaper, I'll buy 1, woooooooooo!!!!!!!!! More than likely tho, I will end up with a Rover 25, which I will obviously modify appropriately...hehehe!!

DOB: 12/04/1985 (means I'm currently 19...damn, gettin old...)

MUSIC: I like loads of stuff, from slow smooth jazz to heavy hard-hitting underground drum & bass!!! I'll post a big list of examples when I can be arsed to write it.

OTHER NOTES: I haven't written a story for over 7 years. The last remotely creative writing related thing I did was 4 years ago for GCSE English when I had to write a detailed analysis for Lord Of The Flies (and I decided to do a Freudinian overview to make myself look good cos our teacher was a real dumbass!!). So the bottom line is this, if I do post any stories up here, please be gentle when reviewing! Or rather, if you do wanna flame, then flame the story not me, or else I will hunt you down...oh, and if it wasn't obvious from my interest in cars, I'm a guy!!!

POSSIBILITIES: Since I'm a fan of Hey Arnold, I may write a fic for it. Since there's hardly any sci-fi fics, I may write a fic based on the Neuromancer series, written by my favorite author William Gibson. Ok, so it doesn't tie in with the series but hey, a story is a story so just accept it!! But it may be quite a while before I even get around to writing it since I have exams right now, and then lots of job huntin' and car huntin' and a business skills course and...the point is, I have a lot of stuff going on, so just be patient :)

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Back Home by Pointy Objects reviews
When you've lost the only home you've known, the only love there is, and the one person who cares about you, where do you go? You go home, but where is home? Completed...no, really, it is this time. No lie...COMPLETED.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,674 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Helga, Arnold - Complete
Dreams Of Blue Skies by BunniGirl reviews
Helga snaps after she sees various things in her life go wrong, grades, family, friends, and her love. She sees the only way out after one night. Will someone save her before it was too late?
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,220 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Helga
Ice Blue Eyes by Lynx7 reviews
Helga's gone! .... or is she? And why is Arnold acting so strangely? Chapter 4's continuation is up! HelgaxArnold Pairing. Read and Review if you have the time! :D
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Arnold, Helga
A Sadness Change by FrozenJace reviews
Helga is going back to Hillwood, only to find that Hillwood is not like it used to be.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 2/1/2004 - Helga, Arnold
A Sure Thing by Zero to Hero reviews
In a moment of irrational thinking, Arnold agrees to let Helga help him get Lila to fall for him. However, he soon learns the hard way the nothing is ever a sure thing. H & A
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,662 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Arnold, Helga
Ribbons/Hair/Never/There by Heidi Patacki reviews
Helga and Arnold meet at Eugene's wedding, ten years after the cruel circumstances that split them apart. Helga reveals a secret, and its not what you may think.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,711 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 10/19/2001
Ruthless by Pointy Objects reviews
Sanity is wearing thin, Alliances have been formed and broken, and then there were strawberries...FINALLY COMPLETED!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,386 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Love is Always There by CmarieL reviews
It is over. Finished Since preschool they've both felt an undying love for eachother, but what happens when both are too frightened to confide in the other one their feelings. Will true love finally conquer them? FINISHED
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,729 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2004
Through the Compact Disc by BLFBH reviews
A Christmas present. Just a little CD case. What harm would something like that bring? Apparently, quite a lot. Cptr 11: The Music Plays (THE FINAL CHAPTER HOORAY)
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,534 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/17/2005 - Published: 12/20/2002
Explanations by BLFBH reviews
Did Arnold believe Helga didn't mean what she said? No. The story continues, with questions being answered and decisions being made. Not everyone seems to agree with the plot now, though, and want to change the ending. Next chapter up quick to make up for
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,756 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/12/2005 - Published: 12/3/2002
As Far As I Can by PMFM reviews
It was a usual morning writing assignment given by Simmons, only more. The topic that stetches over a few days brings forgotten memories to unveil themselves infront of the many characters. This chptr: Lila
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,487 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2005 - Published: 8/4/2003
Unusual Feelings by CrazyLake42 reviews
Helga is the social reject, Gerald is the popular guy... Can he help Helga before it's too late, or are Helga's walls just to strong?
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,573 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/15/2005 - Published: 1/30/2004
Valentine's Day II: My Hair Is Down by BLFBH reviews
It's Valentine's Day yet again, and Arnold's scheme has worked... but will he like the effects? RR, please, the date has arrived!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,986 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 2/22/2003
Loved you then, Hate you now by SassyAngel reviews
Helga ONCED loved Arnold but problems in the past has made her hate him now. But Now Arnold seems determined to get Helga to love him once more and restore their friendship and maybe love,but will she come around? what happened in the past? UPDATED!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,682 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 7/4/2003
A Day In My Shoes by BellaMay76 reviews
Can Arnold and Helga deal with seeing the world through the other's eyes? And what is going on with Barney and Lila?Chapter21 is submitted for your reading pleasure!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,178 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 10/30/2003
Where to Begin by Zero to Hero reviews
[Complete] 16 year old Arnold gets stuck helping with Helga's beauty pageant, but as he realizes his true feelings for her, he also realizes Helga doesn't feel the same way. H & A
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,767 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/1/2004 - Published: 3/24/2003 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Stuck in a Blizzard with you by Arika Kamiya reviews
On their Senior Trip Arnold and the Crew are snowed in at a remote cabin. Can Arnold tell Helga he loves her before she is swept into the arms of someone else?Sequel to she still wears pink
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2004 - Published: 3/8/2004 - Complete
Love Lives by tohardtopick reviews
Everyone is coming to their 5-Year-Reunion. Helga has a boyfriend, but Arnold still loves her. Conflicts?
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,446 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/3/2004 - Published: 12/28/2003
Orchids in Winter by PopStarOE reviews
CHAPTER 15 UP! Arnold and the gang are now in college, and Helga needs his help protecting a friend from an abusive ex. But will this bring the two closer, or just heighten the tension they once knew? Please R&R!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,968 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/29/2004 - Published: 4/1/2004
Seven Days by Sasssieygirl reviews
HI, I'm reposting this, I rewrote it. Helga feels that it's time to tell Arnold how she feels 6 years after the movie took place R&R Story is finished so read it NOW!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,738 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/11/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Torn Apart by mistyfoster reviews
They were a happy family...until their father dies...now they're going to have to fight to survive...especially against the Pataki family, with a mother who has everything to lose...
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2004 - Published: 5/27/2002
Flawed by Miss Matched reviews
It was only a matter of time before Helga would see the beauty behind the flaws and scars of life, Arnold's and her own. Chapter 7: LostFoundRunHide
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,500 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/25/2004 - Published: 8/26/2002
Reflection by Candy J reviews
Helga analyzes her herself.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2004
While You Were Gone by Miah The Storm Wolf reviews
Helga's been missing for six years. How much have things changed without her? How much has she changed?
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/15/2004 - Published: 3/6/2004
Happy Birthday, Helga by SoraGirl reviews
It's Helga's birthday and she's tired of the pain. Can a fimiliar blonde save her in time? PG13 for one curse word and of course, dealing with suicide. HA. Please R&R! :D
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/14/2004 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Little Miss Hyde by Professor Rose Thorn reviews
Helga struggles on a day to day basis to be herself, but never can. But when Arnold loses it and says he hates her, this devastates Helga and starts a big battle for her identity. And she will do anything to find her true self and win Arnold’s love…
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,104 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/10/2004 - Published: 1/23/2004
By Anonymous by Golden Lunar Eclipse reviews
Helga performs a monologue at an Arts Assembly. It was written by anonymous, but Arnold thinks he knows who 'anonymous' is. One-shot. The second chapter is the poem on its own.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Tears of crimson, hearts of black by Felidae1 reviews
The aftermath, and last chapter of this gruesome tale. Warning for graphic violence and character death Please R&R
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,907 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/7/2004 - Published: 1/20/2004 - Helga - Complete
Torn pages by Felidae1 reviews
Hey, the last three chapters of fluff are up! H&A face off(kinda)! Please R&R
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/2/2004 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Complete
Someone Like You by Crystaltear CT reviews
This story is now completed! Yes, it is done and I don't know if I'll be writing any more any time soon. High school is evil. Pleas R&R, it's a good chapter and I think you'll like it
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,465 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/14/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Complete
I Would Die For You by Miz-Cam reviews
Helga reminisces on the days spent with Arnold and finishes off something that was her last resort. Pretty dark. R/R Please!
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 7/11/2003
Love and Colorado by Yukitoshuu Itsumademo reviews
Arnold & Helga are sent into foster care, and end up in the same house. In later years, sparks fly when they go snowboarding in Colorado, which leads to Disaster. Arnold and Helga are now seventeen and...Arnold loves Helga? Does she still love him?
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,218 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/15/2003 - Published: 1/15/2003 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Crazy For You by Poison Ivory reviews
Helga and Arnold are reunited at Phoebe and Gerald's wedding, and neither of them are talking about what happened between them. But what did happen? Rated R for language and sexual situations. 4 and 5...the end!
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,692 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/3/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002
Inappropriate Behavior by M. Peterson reviews
When Helga gets put into an alternative class with Patty and Arnold she begins changing and finally sees the truth in things... which may or may not be a good thing...
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,442 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/2/2002 - Published: 8/11/2002
Hole in the Ground by ProserpinaSnape reviews
*[COMPLETE]* Rated for language, Ok guys, It has been seven years since graduation and Helga is successful and independent, but once she knocks over a strange man on the street one day her life will never be the same again!! Dum, Dum Dummmm!!
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,158 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/14/2002 - Published: 6/14/2002 - Complete
Washed Away Gem by Neka-chan reviews
Mr. Simmons doesn't reach Helga from the flood and she's swept away. R for language and sexual refrence.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,335 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2002
Finding Solace/Behind the Blue by Poison Ivory reviews
If Arnold kisses Lila & Helga kisses her beefcake boyfriend, & Lila & Beefcake are cheating with each other, does Arnold kiss Helga by proxy? And why does he want to? Rating for mild language...not that that'll stop anyone...
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2002