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I am formerly known as tree topper! I figured that not too many people even knew my penname so no worries right? Yeah well I doubt that anyone in the entire cosmos will ever read this considering I haven't actually posted any stories. I'm more of a reader... not a writer. And I applaud anyone who has the courage to even subject their work to the judgement of others. No matter how talented an author may be at writing, those who have even self confidence to post their work have my respect.

I found this site a couple of years ago. Back then I was still way too shy to review anyone's work. I have no idea why. So I quietly enjoyed many of the stories that are on my favorites list now.

I'm a great lover of Pirates, always was.. so when Pirates of the Caribbean first premiered, you can imagine how excited I was. But the recent ending to At World's End left me feeling... empty. And so, for those of you who, like me, need closure to the tragic circumstances in which the lovers now lie, here's a like to Wordplay (ted and terry's site) where Terry Rossio explains the curse of the Dutchman, and the possibility of breaking it.

It helped me sleep in peace.

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The King by blurr reviews
Enelya, a she-elf who is close friends with the King, is given to Legolas as a royal concubine, but perhaps this is a cover up? A story about relationships & dialogue between friends and lovers. Romantic read, not detail-oriented with the original LOTR.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,061 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Legolas
In Their Wake by PineAppleLint reviews
Sequel to "Make Him Move On." June Oleander is struggling to adjust to life after piracy, and the townspeople will not socially accept her as one of their own. Story includes William Turner, Anastasia Walker and Captain Jack Sparrow.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T.
Steven Who? by kezztip reviews
Set just after Misfire Season 8 – Jackie’s world tumbles in on her when she realises it is really over for her and Hyde and seeks to escape how awful her reality has become. The method of that escape is pure Jackie. FINAL CHAPTER READY AND ABLE!
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,968 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Steven H., Jackie B. - Complete
The Daughter of Telcontar by Blue Eyes At Night reviews
Arwen became mortal to become Aragorn's wife and because of this all of their children were mortal...except for one daughter. Slightly AU. COMPLETE! additional note as of December 30, 2008
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 141,231 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
That's My Baby by kezztip reviews
This is a JH story with a twist instead of the wedding and baby being the happy ending, it's going to be the rocky start. All of you who love to watch Jackie outzen Hyde will be on board with this one. FINAL CHAPTER NOW UP!
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,078 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Jackie B., Steven H. - Complete
Against All Odds by Dejana Talis reviews
A Silver Millennium story. A twist of fate casts Endymion as a stable boy working for the Moon Castle, where he meets the Princess by chance. With Serenity engaged to another man, can the miracle romance triumph over the barriers of class and nobility?
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 216,533 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
The House of the Golden Flower by vericus reviews
Those of the House were always noble. But Gondolin, and those who held loyal to it, were doomed first by Morgoth, and then the sons of Fëanor... Longer summary inside, costars Thranduil
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,047 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Glorfindel - Complete
The Truth About Love by Princess Destiny reviews
A girl from his school is stalking Mamoru! On impulse, he spots Usagi and pretends that she's his girlfriend. But once they start pretending, it all starts to become very real. UM
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,804 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
Trade with the Devil by PineAppleLint reviews
SEQUEL TO 'MEETING HIS MATCH'. Terrence Gallagher and Jack Sparrow are at it again! A stranger bestows Terrence with a valuable item, and she realizes she is in more trouble than she bargained for...what price will they pay for playing with fire?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,562 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Complete
Make Him Move On by PineAppleLint reviews
A romantic tale that involves a young bar wench named Anastasia Walker trying to steal the grieving Will Turner's heart, and June Oleander, a female pirate who just loves getting on the infamous Sparrow's nerves. The four unite and hijinks ensue...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,436 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 11/30/2003 - Complete
Contact by tanith75 reviews
What if the night Hyde and Jackie stood in the Forman driveway, kissing, the sliding door hadn't been locked? What if Kelso had gotten outside in time to confront Hyde? What if ...
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,652 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Steven H., Jackie B.
Cliches and Things They Say by heatherlea75 reviews
Jackie is looking forward to the new direction her life has taken. Hyde is happy with the same old, same old of his. But when once faces a familiar and seemingly inevitable situation, and the other an unexpected dressing down, both reevaluate their lives.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,073 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Complete
The Little Drummer Girl by kezztip reviews
After Hyde rejects Jackie's advances, she decides to prove to Hyde that she is no square and finds a more effective method than buying pot.Using a hidden skill no one knows she has, she will become Hyde's most badass fantasy ever and he won't even know it
That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,071 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Complete
Pentimento by Darma Druid reviews
Sequel to Fortress Around the Heart. More love. More hope. More denial. More battle. The Heart is a Fortress - against all its purpose of existence, its reason and its objective, it yearns to be conquered.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 149,110 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Legolas
The Professional by Alicia Blade reviews
First season UM, OC. The flow of time has been altered and the Outers must fix things by making Usagi and Mamoru fall in love. To help with this seemingly impossible task, they're bringing in a professional matchmaker...
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,740 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/12/2005 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
Diary of a Mad Black Fan: A Sirius Lover by Blue Eyes At Night reviews
A fic that consists of the diary entries of Sirius' girlfriend narrating the Marauder's 7th year at Hogwarts in all its hilarious detail. For what it is, its ok, dont' expect more then moderately good laughs. Read Review! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,915 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Sirius B. - Complete
Just for Tomorrow by Jo Slater reviews
Haldir, March Warden of Lothlorien, hides away his unwanted wife and children in a human village north of Lorien.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,954 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/19/2005 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Haldir - Complete
The Death of Paris by ElvenDestiny reviews
Oenone, the lover of Paris, foresaw his death, yet he still leaves her for Helen. Years later when Paris is mortally wounded, he remembers her promise to heal him. The littleknown story of love and betrayal, based on the Trojan War.
Troy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,424 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/28/2004 - Published: 5/18/2004 - Complete
Bend in the Wind by Iluvien reviews
Complete Campanion story of "To Dream". Elrohir struggles with his belief that Nessule is perfect in her independece, strong and free as the wind, and that she cannot be captured by a lover's embrace. Ch14: Love... NoSlashProfanity
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,823 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Elrohir - Complete
The Elf Children Series by mayetra reviews
The ongoing tales of Haldir, Orophin, Rumil, Legolas, Arwen, Elladan and Elrohir as children. Written for my son so some canon has been suspended or twisted.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,131 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/1/2004 - Published: 11/8/2003
To Dream by Iluvien reviews
Complete We know Elven dreams are realistic… but real? Before his dreams got tangled up with Oloriel’s, Elladan never knew how challenging it could be to fall asleep. Ch36: And They Lived: How Elladan and Oloriel came to live ever after... NoSlashPro
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 165,492 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/19/2004 - Published: 5/20/2003 - Elrohir, Arwen U. - Complete
The River by orange crush reviews
AchillesBriseis. In the afterlife, wine is sweet and stories last for eternity. On the banks of the Styx, he is waiting.
Troy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2004
The Games of the Gods, Book One: Setting the Board by vericus reviews
The last thing Rachel wanted to become was a tooperfect MarySue. But when she dies and gets transported to MiddleEarth with her friend, she finds she has little choice in the matter. Rating for language and being a MarySue with an attitude.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 285,571 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/23/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Glorfindel, Haldir - Complete
Fortress Around The Heart by Darma Druid reviews
Yet another (mighty) stretch from Master Tolkien's work - a challenge for both reader and writer. Elves: immortal, powerful, rich, bitter, secluded, secret. And living amongst us today.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 225,108 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/5/2004 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Legolas
Ice of Heart by xox Sanura reviews
Legolas Romance, (I have been informed this plot is not original anymore, it was back then lol)AU. Leneil, the daughter of Sauron, creates a plan to revive Sauron. What about Legolas? Will she choose love or destruction of MiddleEarth. **CHAPTER 9 UP**
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,106 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2004 - Published: 2/1/2002 - Legolas, Elrond
Shadow Dancer by Belladonna1 reviews
Nobody saw her. Nobody noticed. And she wanted it that way. Unfortunately, events were about to change all of that...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,586 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/28/2003 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Legolas
Pain in Christmas by AzianMu reviews
Serena watched outside, looking at the one window that held the other side of her heart, her love, her prince, and her savior. Placing her hands back in her pockets, she turned and headed back home. “Merry, Christmas Mamochan. I love you…”
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
Meeting His Match by PineAppleLint reviews
Terrence Gallagher is a well respected female captain who is found without ship or crew. What happens when she literally runs into Captain Jack Sparrow? Chapter 30: And So it Begins. FINISHED.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,726 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/2/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Complete
Amarie & Haldir: Paths of Destiny by Juliediane reviews
Amarië, a halfelf, seeks to enter Lothlórien on a twofold quest and meets Haldir, March Warden. Sparks fly, and the two soon find that their destinies are intertwined. Updated with corrections, 121906v AU!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 99,344 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/14/2003 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Haldir - Complete
No Eyes Needed by vericus reviews
The day of Elrond's Council in Rivendell, a young girl in Minas Tirith gained a strange gift. Fostered by Aragorn and Arwen because of her gift, her life only becomes stranger when Legolas comes to visit, raising questions about her parentage.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,184 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/23/2003 - Published: 3/9/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Khila Amin by Juliediane reviews
Haldir travels to the White City for Aragorn's wedding, still suffering from his injuries from Helm's Deep. Keara is a healer, uncertain of her skills since the loss of her daughter. Can she do what the elves could not?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,233 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/19/2003 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Haldir - Complete
Masquerade by AlexisRayette reviews
The same burning desire that set him traveling the world, now calls Legolas back home. Once back, he becomes attracted to a masked she-elf upon his return. Little does he realize he's known her almost his entire life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,303 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/16/2002 - Published: 6/5/2002 - Legolas
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 2,497 - Follows: 287 - Published: 1/8/2002