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Joined 08-29-08, id: 1680779, Profile Updated: 10-20-09
Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride, and South Park.

Chapter 11 of "You're the Glue, I'm the Jew" song, "Dark Blue" by Jack's Mannequin link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hratlkw7p74

My homepage is my MySpace, which I just started using. Add me if you have one, and I'll definately accept! :D

Hey, here's some cool info about me:

Name: J.C.

Gender: Female

Nickname: Jigsaw, Checkers, Emo, E-Hoe, Converse, Raze, Rave, Craig, Neon, Highlight, Stupid, Emorexictch

AIM Screename: xXMusicArtLoveXx (AIM me if you want! I love talking and I love people! :D)

Age: 15

Birthday: May 4th

Appearance: Dark brown short hair, brown eyes, tanned skin, kinda short

Favorite color: Red/black

Favorite books: Maximum Ride, Stephen King books, Harry Potter series, Twilight series (when I'm in the mood. I'm not too fond of the obssession...) Ellen Hopkin books, Jack London books, Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Favorite shows: South Park, Glee, Modern Family, Bones, House M.D., Heroes, The Office, Family Guy, Jackass, The Simpsons, The Deadliest Warrior, etc.

Likes: Chocolate, music, drawing, my cockatiel named Twiggy, my books, my friends, and obviously writing.

Dislikes: Rude people, when people say "your music is too loud!", when people diss my music before they listen to it, my sister (sometimes) and stereotypers.

About me: I'm usually really happy, but I'm mean when tired. I love to write and draw, but anyways... I have amazing friends, and they are all really supportive when my family isn't. I love animals, and I'm thinking of becoming a vegetarian... but I'm not sure yet. Music is my muse, especially AFI, Alesana, All Time Low, Anberlin, Attack Attack!, August Burns Red, Avenged Sevenfold, Blink 182, Blue October, Boys Like Girls, Bullet for my Valentine, The Cab, Chidos, Cute Is What We Aim For, Dashboard Confessional, Escape the Fate, Evanescence, Fall Out Boy, Flyleaf, Forever the Sickest Kids, Framing Hanley, Garbage, Good Charlotte, Green Day, Hey Monday, Ludo, The Maine, Matchbook Romance, Mayday Parade, Metro Station, My Chemical Romance, NeverShoutNever!, Nickasaur!, Owl City, Panic at the Disco, Papa Roach, Paramore, Plain White T's, Senses Fail, Shiney Toy Guns, Silverstein, Three Days Grace, The Used, We The Kings, 30 Seconds to Mars, 3oh!3, and much more. (My music preference is varied.) I love everybody yay!! :)

Those who say that nothing is impossible obviously haven't tried to slam a revolving door

Just give the poor Trix Rabbit some Trix, please!

~~~Convo with my sexxii bunnii, James, explaining my views on the stereotype of "EMO"~~~

James: Wait, are you emo?

Me: Um... I dunno. Not really. Emo is a genre of music, and a style that reflects individuality and of being unique. Not all emo people slit their wrists or mope around about their lives. Goths are the ones who hate the world. Emos just hate it when people will look at them and say "oh, that kid cuts his/her wrists!" And for those people who do cut their wrists, I don't think it's fair that they are ridiculed and teased about it. Obviously, they aren't happy with their lives and the mocking won't help at all. My mother once told me that suicide is the most extreme form of cowardice. So I said "Really? So if I had a really sucky life, and thought that no one would miss me, and then I killed myself, I would be nothing but a coward to you? Don't you think it's wrong how some people even think that they are so alone that no one would miss them if they died? I do. And I disagree with you." And she dropped the subject.

James: You do realize that you just went off on a rant, and never really answered my question fully?

Me: Oh, right, sorry. And I'm not just emo. I'm scene, too.

James: Ok then. And I do agree with you completely, but I'm also curious...

Me: What?

James: How come you don't talk all smart like that in school? Like, you barely finish sentences, and you're almost failing English. Do you want to pass freshmen year?

Me:... Huh. Good point...

Stereotypes Suck:
Copy and paste into your profile, then bold the ones that apply to you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
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I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
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I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

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This Could Be Anywhere But Here by avalise reviews
Stan and Kyle had a pretty simple plan for college: Get the Hell Out of South Park. Their plan was successful, but not close to what Stan had expected. Now, he is graduating and hasn't spoken to his old friend in four years. Slash. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,873 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/12/2016 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Sadness Flies Away by XXforget-x-me-x-notXX reviews
Kyle always seemed so happy, to his family and friends. Truth is, he never was. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,557 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Kyle B. - Complete
Champagne's For Celebrating, I'll Have A Martini by rawrmuffin reviews
Songfic. Style/Kyan ONESHOT. really short and no smut scenes D: sorry
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Fuck You, Love Craig by popuriFFic reviews
Craig tries to kill the class hamster and Tweek watches. Craig then decides to aim his spitballs at someone else, instead. CREEK, ONE-SHOT
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Trampoline by Risafi reviews
“Craig!” I yell out to him, scared shitless. He looks around at me, and as if he didn’t know it would happen, twirled right off the edge of the building. dont let the summary decieve you.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Fire by super manako sohma reviews
FIRST SOUTH PARK FIC. Warmth with a new title. This is just a collection of long Style oneshots centered around a subject of my choice. Fluff ensured. Not quite sure if it's just romance or friendship, but work with me. Rated T for South Park.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 28,206 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Seven Times by eishi reviews
There are seven different occasions that have had a lasting effect on Stan and Kyle's relationship. The first one is when they kiss for the first time -- at the age of eight. Style, oneshot
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Bendable as a Ruler by Lance Ruhiru reviews
Hey, grandmothers are hella shifty, man. A conversation that may as well be onesided. CraigStan
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Stan M., Craig T. - Complete
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You're the Glue, and I'm the Jew reviews
Stan moves away when the boys are 12. Now, when they are 17, he moves back. They have all changed considerably, and have gone their seperate ways. Now, Stan really needs help from someone. Will he find help in his old friends? Style,Craig/Stan,Craig/Kenny
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,243 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009
Don't Hold Back reviews
All it takes is the truth. Telling the truth can mean the difference between love and loss. Craig/Clyde slash oneshot
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Craig T., Clyde D. - Complete
It's the Alcohol's Fault! reviews
At a party with alcohol, money, and Cartman's drunken ideas, anything can happen. Style. Short oneshot. T for alcohol reference.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
You'll Never Know What I Need You To Know reviews
A poem that Kyle wrote for Stan's funeral. Style, very short oneshot poem.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Another Member reviews
What if there was another bird kid in the world, who escaped from the School before the others? The flock meets her, and she is soon straining the bonds holding them together. This is the ultimate test of their loyalty. Can they survive it?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,842 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008