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On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

So effin funny!!:

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism (oooooooooh BURN)

A good or best friend!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her. When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her. When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go. When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong. When she ignore's you
Give her your attention. When she pull's away
Pull her back. When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful. When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word. When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared
Protect her. When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay. When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up. When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand. When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers. When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does. When she misses you
she's hurting inside. When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away. When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers. When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do

BOLD the ones that fit you

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!

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I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3333 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Love me, Don't Hate me by Heart of Diamonds reviews
Bella is best friends with Alice Cullen and knows everyone in the Cullen family except for Alice's mysterious older brother Edward. She begins to see red eyes in the bushes and little does she know, but someone is after her. Who? Why? Is Edward involved?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,669 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
Dateless For Too Long by softballgirl1136 reviews
Bella is sick of spending Saturday nights alone while her two best friends go out on their dates. When she meets Edward, a charming green eyed waiter, she finds hope for herself. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,303 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Smell the Roses by rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe reviews
FBI Agent Swan needs to catch the culprit behind the murders in NYC, even if she has to go undercover as Edward's - the man she hates - fiancee. NOW COMPLETE! Sequel is called Finding the Roses
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,817 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pursuit of Gaiety by LollyPopZz reviews
AU Isabella Swan has always dreamed of becoming a famous pianist. She transfers to Forks Boys' High School under the name of Isaac Swan in hopes of making her dream a reality. There, she meets another pianist, a beautiful, mysterious boy, Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,678 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
Paper airplanes by I wanna buy a life please reviews
I smoothed out the paper, revealing two neatly written words. Bella Swan
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,425 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 5/20/2008
The Cullen Boys by topazgirl14 reviews
A fatal car crash leaves Bella alone. Because it was their fault, The Cullen Boys, a famous band take Bella in. What is life among the rich and famous. Especially when it's in secret. What about a secret love? Will anything get in their way? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,790 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Love is truly Blind by kotaxvampire reviews
Edward was born blind and, Carlisle and Esme adopted him as a seven year old. Well that's not all read the story, I'm a little tired of Edward always being perfect and Bella being the not perfect one so I throw this story out to you R&R! Thanks
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,597 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3679 - Favs: 5,651 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Why Do Good Girls Like Bad Boys? by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice & Rosalie are violent, moody, bad girl best friends in a punk band called "Royally Screwed." Edward,Jasper & Emmett are the new bad boys in school. When they meet, Forks High becomes their battle ground. AU-some human, some not. R&R !
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,195 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
I am the Silent Killer by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Isabella Swan is a deadly assassin who doesn't get involved with anything but her job. But what will happen when she is paired with a partner for the first time in three years and her partner is almost as deadly as she?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,087 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008
The New Year's List by E.C. Cullen reviews
BxAxR come up with a list of things to do before 2008 ends. Bella is in for a wild ride with her two best friends and Edward just happens to be there every step of the way. Crude/sexual humor, all human. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,826 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 3/22/2008
Where You Want To Be by emilie whoa reviews
When eight strangers get trapped in an airport during a freak blizzard, they expected to have a terrible night. But that's definitely not what fate has in store for them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,528 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Forks in All its Glory by Silly-Ren reviews
Blood was coursing through my body, hot and fast. I felt lured to him in a way I couldn't explain but at the same time I knew it was wrong. Love? Please, he was my best friend...even after all those years we were separated. Human: ExB/EmxR/JxA. Rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,086 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bloody Tears by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Edward and Bella were always good friends. Edward moves away when they are 12. 5 years later he comes back to a completely different Bella. Why does she wear that oversized hoodie? Why does she get called Emo-girl? ABUSE WARNING. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,637 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Pursuit of Bella Swan by Your Favorite Worst Dream reviews
AU. In a horrible storm, Edward’s life is saved by a beautiful girl who holds a secret that must be kept. But now that she’s disappeared into thin air, he’ll do anything to find her. Anything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,698 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
Not All Bats Have Fangs by Kuroko Meme reviews
What if Bella hadn't been so sweet and normal when she'd moved to Forks? What if she'd been a darker, more lugubrious Bella? A tale of two dark souls that find love in one another. AU. Emo/Gothy ExB. R&R. VampireKissesxTwilight crossover.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,970 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
3 plus 3 equals 6 by iamvamp reviews
Alice, Bella and Rose move into a rented house... but they need a couple more flatmates to fill the empty rooms and pay the rent... All human. OVER 300,000 HITS! Sequal chapter added- 16th May 09
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 133,502 - Reviews: 1993 - Favs: 1,953 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
Accepting the Silence by 24-7reader reviews
A look of horror crossed my face as I ran up to my room grabbing my CD player. I put in the noisiest CD and played it full blast. Cautiously I put it to my ear. Tears started streaming down my cheeks. I was deaf… All characters belong to Stephanie Meyer
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,076 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
He left, I'm Pregnant by taylorcullenforever reviews
Edward left Bella. She soon finds herself pregnant with his baby. She's not going to tell him but soon finds the Cullens are back. What will she do? 1st time writer, plz R&R. During New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 53,168 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Teardrops On My Guitar by themirrorofenoimard reviews
Edward is in love with someone and Bella is heartbroken, she follows a trail of clues that leads her to his mystery girl. E&B/EM&R/A&J. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 70,079 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sacrifice of Life by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Edward never came back after New Moon, Bella was left cold and empty. Bella was changed and is now in a gothic band called 'Sacrifice of Life' but will Edward notice he drastic change in character? Does Bella still hate Edward? What do all her songs mean?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,541 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Unwelcome Past and True Eternity by Secret Hate of Indecision reviews
After Edward left Bella in Forks, 2 years later, Bella gets into a car accident and gets changed. But who changed her? And, 40 years later, Bella meets the Cullens in high school. Only...a lot has happened in 40 years. Lots of romance and fluff! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,851 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Courtship by ricashaye reviews
Isabella Swan's future is set when she boards the RMS Oceanic. Her encounter with one Edward Masen changed everything. AU. All human. Set aboard a luxury liner in 1899. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,081 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 2/11/2008
Separate From Myself by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Bella has many different passions. Ballet, Hip-hop, Skateboarding and Gymnastics. For each of these she has a different name, Isabella, Issy, Is and Isa. How can she react when her lives start to fold in on one another. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,668 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Space Between by cullen-style reviews
The girls are sent to a boarding school where they meet the guys. Bella isn't falling head over heels for Edward she has somebody who wants her just as much. When her old life comes back to haunt her can she overcome it or chose the easy path. All HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 104,346 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Bella - Complete
Pour Toute L'eternité by Oversizedsunglasses reviews
Alice's story before she became a part of the Cullen family. Her journey of self-discovery, gaining a conscious, and falling in love with the man she was destined to meet. Rating changed to M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,306 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Alice, Jasper
Humans Together by Arear reviews
What would it be like if Edward and Bella met before either of them became vampires? Would they still fall in love? Bella has just moved with Charlie, and meets Edward. They get along for Charlie's sake, but is there something brewing beneath the surface?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,989 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007
A Broken Promise by AmethystPhoenix1 reviews
“Brothers take care of each other,” Edward agreed. “Always.” Years after the death of his family, William Masen embarks on the trip he and his brother Edward planned together and is transformed into a vampire, unaware that Edward suffered the same fate.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,628 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008
La Tua Cantante by Ephemeralityx reviews
Right after Edward leaves, Bella gets into a car crash. She has amnesia and does not remember anyone at all; not her family, not her friends, and not even her soul mate. Will Edward continue to stay away and let her live a normal life as he wanted her to?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,291 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
A Faustian Bargain by Your Favorite Worst Dream reviews
AU. Edward sells his soul to the devil for seven wishes. Full summary in my profile and rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,481 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Speed Dating by Jexena reviews
When Angela and Ben open a speed dating club Emmett and Jasper drag Edward to the opening to support their friend. Not that it would hurt to get Edward out and dating again. But what happens when Alice and Rosalie drag Bella there also?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,590 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Roommate by Skyloe reviews
Everyone is out of college and ready to live on their own. Too bad for Bella there's no available apartments close to her job. When she runs into a guy from highschool, her luck starts to turn around and she finds something she never expected to find.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,567 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New old friends? by xXabsintheXx reviews
Starts after Eclipse... Well, due to some coincidences Bella visits Tanya and her family in Denali. But what she doesn t know: Katrina has a special skill and so due to an accident Bella suddenly wakes up in 1918 and meets the human Edward...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,755 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Edward, Bella
Secret Lovers by bellard reviews
Edward and Bella lived long ago, and they are both royalty. Edward is arranged to marry Bella's sister Rosalie, but when he and Bella find that they are falling in love despite the situation, how will they survive the pressure?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,088 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008
When You're Gone by danger powers reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon. A year later, he is shocked to see Bella's music video. Turns out she's a superstar. What happens when the Cullens show up at one of her concerts? EdwardxBella R&R AU and a little OOC. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,356 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Bon Voyage by Tara's folly reviews
Sisters, Bella,Rose&Alice take a cruise vacation to escape their mundane lives and jobs in Forks.They want a little fun with no strings attached, but get more than they bargained for when they meet Edward,Jasper&Emmett. T for some language&scenes. All hum
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,548 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008
Waking Up To My Boys by Topaz Eyes Sing My Lullaby reviews
Emmett and Bella are sib's who have been through a lot. Bella's best friends Jasper and Alice are together and thriving. What happens to Bella when Edward moves in with her and Emmett. Will everything change for the better. E-B I dont own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
For You I Will by Xo-SARCASTIC-oX reviews
Edward is sick of disappearing into the walls at Forks High, the Girl of his dreams doesn't know he exists, tutoring kids music isn't going all that great,but when the 'IT' girl sees his notice, things start turning around for our fav piece of wall. cute
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,256 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Mr Loser by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen has always been the nerdy boy with over sized glasses. He's been in love with Bella Swan ever since he first laid eyes on her. When Alice decides to give him a makeover, everyone in school seems to notice him, but does Bella notice him? OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I AM Silent by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Bella is vampire that moves to Forks with her vampire "parents". She can see all of your past thoughts and whole life in a single touch. The catch: she hasn't spoken since her change. Can the Cullens get her to speak? ExB First chap a double chap
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,448 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Catching up with Memories by edward's angels reviews
Bella is a 35 year old vampire and mother of 16 year old twins. Bella hasn't seen the Cullens for 16 years. When they move back to Forks, the twins organise a birthday surprise for her. What or more importantly, who does it involve? What will it result in
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,079 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007
Vision Of A Lifetime by BookMe reviews
An AxJ Vintage story! See how Alice and Jasper cope with one another and deal with accidents, a dinner, a betrothal, social class differnces, Jasper's fist fight and then some. Mainly fluff and one lemon that rolled off a nearby lemon tree.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,483 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Love Thy Neighbour by BookMe reviews
Alice and Rosalie work at Vogue and need an interesting topic for their next month's article. Edward moves into town, and Bella has two weeks off work. What will happen when a pair of sneeky Cupids come out to play? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,134 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
Real Relationship : A Geeky Love Story by booksforme reviews
Twilight/Shop Around the Corner : AU Edward and Bella become friends on an online massive-multiplayer roleplaying game. What will happen when they meet in real life, but don't know it? BxE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,432 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All Aboard by BookMe reviews
Rosalie, Alice and Bella win a 3week luxury cruise around the Caribbean where they meet Emmett, Jasper and Edward. Pleanty going on in this story. Also my personal favourite; All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,563 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Blood Berries by CullenLove reviews
Bella's life is a miserable excuse for existence: her mother beats her, and every day she wishes for death... until a mysterious boy bursts into her life, and throws rainbows on her dark soul. Haunting EdXBella story. Violence, optional lemons, language..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 95,812 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Serendipity by muggleinlove reviews
Newly single Bella decides to give up on finding a relationship. Only to meet Edward. Edward is sick of meeting women that just want to sleep with him, and is looking for a serious relationship. What happens when there paths cross? All humans, normal pair
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 72,574 - Reviews: 2269 - Favs: 3,405 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Love at First Night by Jennala reviews
ALL HUMAN! Edward meets a beautiful brown eye'd girl at his birthday party. When Alice invites her to stay with them for a weekend, they fall for each other...hard. But will they overcome the obstacles that stand in their way? Set in 1918
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,219 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Finding What Had Left by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
NM Edward leaves her but Bella doesn't want to give up. She runs away from Forks on a desparate search for him. But what happens when her money runs out and there's still no Edward in sight?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,948 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
Stalker, Stalker, Saviours by BookMe reviews
The girls are living in Seattle, with some sort of creepy stalker after them. What happens when the boys step in and move in? ExB EmxR AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,296 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2379 - Favs: 3,586 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It's Raining Men! by debgratofed reviews
AU what would happen if Bella moved to live Forks with her father, who decideds to send bella to a boarding school. 1 problem only one school in washington has an opening. What happens when Bella finds herself the only girl in the mist of hundreds of boy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,192 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/26/2007
I Don't Trust Myself With Loving You by kirstie23 reviews
Through the wonderful use of Myspace, Bella, living in Florida and Edward, living in Forks, become the best of friends. Once she moves to Forks things change and Bella knows her life will never be the same. Feelgood romantic story. ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,506 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
7 Minutes In Heaven by Brittneys.Perspective reviews
When Bella and Edward Share an Intense Moment in the Closet During a High School Party, Edward Thinks He Has Bella Right Where He Wants Her - as His. Too Bad No One Spelled It Out for Bella. (Human)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,525 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only to make matters worse reviews
Bella has always had a horrible life. Her parents fight, her mom cheats, she is unpopular, is about to move away from her only friends, AND she is in love with a guy that she has NEVER talked to. How will she cope? ALL HUMAN. ExB. based on my life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Edward, Bella