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Joined 03-30-10, id: 2308479, Profile Updated: 06-14-13
Author has written 16 stories for Pokémon.

Avvy (once it shows up as the Absol and Sneasel) was a request I made to Chibiramii on deviantART. And I thank him much for it.

And yes, it's supposed to be Wycliffe and Ezra. From my story. Yes, that story.

Please note that as you stretch farther back in my timeline of stories on here, or whatever you wish to call it, the quality decreases. Just sayin, I'm a much better writer now than I was then. Exception is Black Sheep, that one's just great IMO.

The Best Song Ever (The Past and Pending by The Shins)

As someone sets light to the first fire of autumn
we settle down to cut ourselves apart.
Cough and twitch from the news on your face
and some foreign candle burning in your eyes.

Held to the past, too aware of the pending
chill as the dawn breaks and finds us up for sale.
Enter the fog, another low road descending
away from the cold lust, your house and summertime.

Blind to the last cursed affair, pistols and countless lies
a trail of white blood betrays the reckless route your craft is running.
Feed till the sun turns into wood, dousing an ancient torch
loiter the whole day through and lose yourself in lines dissecting love.

Your name on my cast and my notes on your stay
offer me little but doting on a crime.
We've turned every stone and for all our inventions,
in matters of love loss, we've no recourse at all.

Blind to the last cursed affair, pistols and countless lies
a trail of white blood betrays the reckless route your craft is running.
Feed till the sun turns into wood, dousing an ancient torch
loiter the whole day through and lose yourself in lines dissecting love.

BIO:

Name: Yes. (Actually, if you're my friend on here you know the real answer. Or if you pay any attention to me at all. Come on now.)

Age: Yes.

Gender: This is irrelevant, you sexist. (Besides, you can easily figure it out. Although people have gotten it wrong before. Not that I mind; I find it hilarious.)

Stuff to do other than writing:

-Gaming (Rock Band, mostly. LOVE the drums on RB...)

-Reading

-Sports (Golf, football, soccer, baseball)

-Yugioh cards (not the anime, not Pokemon cards, but this, yes.)

Appearance: Yes.

Current bands I'm on a streak of listening to: The Notwist, Hot Chip, Chemical Brothers, Primal Scream

Best bands in the world:

5. Arctic Monkeys (Matt Helders = favorite drummer ever)

4. Cloud Nothings

3. Ty Segall

2. LCD Soundsystem

1. The Shins

INTERESTS:

TV:

-Psych

-Whose Line Is It Anyway?

-Scrubs

-Amazing Race

-America's Got Talent

-The Daily Show With Jon Stewart

Games:

-Rock Band (Expert Pro Drums ftw!)

-Madden/NCAA Football

-FIFA

-Pokemon (NO DUH)

-Skate

-Forza

-SSX

FAVORITE POKEMON:

-Absol

-Weavile/Sneasel

-Skuntank

-Shaymin (Sky Forme)

-Cobalion

-Keldeo

-Gallade/-Gardevoir (male or female. Male Gardevoirs are badass. xD)

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The Bond of Aura by AuraChannelerChris reviews
Ch. 15: A Birthday. Lucario finds out that Chris's birthday is coming this September 30th, and there is the promise his parents will come to see him after a long time. He eagerly awaits for the day to come as he learns more about Chris's family history...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 98,636 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 11/11/2016 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Lucario, OC
Pokémon Unison by SlickSilver reviews
Story Arc: Pokemon and Trainer's New Perspective! Within the ranks of Team Rocket, Eric Claid gives PKMN Battling a new meaning with the newcoming ability that would ask: "What would you do if you could transform into a Pokemon you've formed a bond with?" Contains profanity. first 11 chapters to undergo formatting repair... soon.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 207,843 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 5/3/2009
Correspondence by The Dragon Lover reviews
Team Raider's leader has had it with Team AWD, a group of thieves. He tries to settle this by reasoning with Lady Weavile, but something tells him that he isn't going to get very far with negotiations . . . ColdShoulderShipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Gallade/Erlade, Weavile/Manyula - Complete
Smile by hawktakesflight reviews
When a murder occurs in sleepy Snowpoint Town, six Pokemon's lives are thrown into chaos. In the aftermath of his Trainer's death, Riolu explores the town as the situation deteoriates, and might have to take matters into his own paws. Collab with Lupyne.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 59,280 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Riolu
The Frost Experiment by Indigo Shade reviews
Sometimes, when they dream, the bad things happen.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 174,862 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Complete
Transformation: Project Legend by Jonesycat79 reviews
I was once normal…but they took it all away from me…now I must embrace my new life…as a legend.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 154,244 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2008
Pains of War by Slappy Cat reviews
War is a lethal and endless thing. Those in the Pokemon military know, or will come to learn that. One young Poochyena will come to learn these pains of war, and forever be scarred by it. On hiatus.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,122 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Mightyena/Guraena
Manaphy, Suicune, and a Funny Cape by Azure Butterfly reviews
When Eusine sees a strange little Pokemon attacking his Suicune, he leaps into battle to save it. Unfortunately, the little Pokemon, Manaphy, has a strange power that will cause trouble for both the trainer and his beloved Suicune...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Suicune/Suikun, Manaphy
Endgame by NotQuiteHuman01 reviews
The players have been chosen, the board has been set. From our world to theirs the players fight for the whole of humanity, the champions of our world fighting for us in theirs. Play well, for everything is at stake... in the Endgame. T for some swearing.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,826 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010
The NPC Chronicles by GoodWillHunting reviews
Two lives. Two fates. One epic journey. A story that entails much, yet might as well not. The NPC Chronicles. Collaboration between ffgtfgtr and Korona Karyuudo
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,833 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010
A Pirate's Life by xXKaminari-TsubasaXx reviews
"Remember kid, peril takes a back seat to glory when it comes to pirates." Join a motley crew of pirates as they embark on an adventure that's for the legends. Accepting OCs!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Lugia
Reversed by polarfluff reviews
Monsters called the Reverse are leaking out from the Distortion World and brutally attacking humans. Man's only hope? A motley crew of five teenagers. Could be worse, right? Nope! A thriller with tragedy, comedy, and romance
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010
You've got NI! by Kyia.L.Kenobi reviews
The Knights who say Ni! order a shrubbery from amazon.
Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Complete
Kit by Azure Butterfly reviews
When a trainer wants to understand Pokémon completely, it is said that certain Pokémon will gladly offer the chance. But when Ted gets the opportunity to challenge his older brother in battle, will his hidden secret be a blessing... or a curse? TF
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Ninetales/Kyukon - Complete
Small Doses by The Dragon Lover reviews
She couldn't believe what was happening to her, after all of the trouble she had gone through to avoid things like this. Her plan was crashing down all around her. ColdShoulderShipping. COMPLETED!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,006 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Gallade/Erlade, Weavile/Manyula - Complete
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Reckless Abandon
After festering in the Distortion World for who knows how long, an ex-grunt emerges, mentally battered and bruised and just a little bit fixated on vengeance on the organization that left him for dead. Diamond Nuzlocke.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2013
Breaking The Girl
He was never going to let anything happen to her...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Gallade/Erlade - Complete
Tragedy Bound reviews
He was to face a disaster... but the disaster was far from his expectations. TF fic.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Absol - Complete
PMD: Radiant Darkness reviews
A Sneasel who hadn't been one before his little interdimensional trip befriends an outlaw Absol... who wants redemption? And to form a rescue squad? As if a rescue team of Dark-types wasn't odd enough! Mystery Dungeon fic, in case you couldn't tell.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,012 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Sneasel/Nyula, Absol
Just reviews
A young man experiences Cobalion's misanthropy firsthand after a wrong-place wrong-time Pokemon battle, but to an extreme, forevermore life-altering degree. Transformation fic, will be about 7 chapters, perhaps. Updates every 2 weeks, I do believe.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,976 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Cobalion
Put It Behind You reviews
A oneshot that stemmed from four words: 'Cubone In The Cupboard.' For Korona Karyuudo, for making me write this. xD
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Cubone/Karakara - Complete
Come Away reviews
On the brink... and back again. Anniversary oneshot... just read the footnote. xD
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Absol
Black Sheep reviews
Swim until you can't see land is a great refrain... but you can't swim in frozen water. Oneshot, dark.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Weavile/Manyula - Complete
Old Haunts reviews
A second chance, but a different perspective. A sorrowful set of memories that still linger. When these two are intertwined, an adventure to rewrite the ending of a tragedy is born.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011
Faction reviews
Some new recruits are offered the chance to bond with one of their pokemon in exchange for some of their labor for some crazy rich guy. But, it's not that simple... and soon, factions are formed... OC story, but all spots are reserved/taken.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2010
Wake Up reviews
Sometimes the damndest things happen when you're asleep... a horror oneshot for Halloween. YES, IT DOES HAVE DEATH.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010
Stratosphere reviews
Oneshot about Salamence... nothing much else to say.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Salamence/Bohmander - Complete
Bittersweet Symphony reviews
One boy has had enough of his father's abuse... and he gets a second chance at revenge after his father goes over the edge. Rebirth... I won't spoil the rest xD
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Complete
Shady Enterprise reviews
Romance? Check. Spying? Yep. Gangs? Uh-huh. English-speaking Pokemon? Si. Humans falling in love with Pokemon? Ch- wha? That's right, a boy follows a dangerous trail to find his one love... who happens to be an Absol. NO relation to Silver Soul, rated T.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,885 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Absol
Shine reviews
Speculative fic from the POV of Reshiram, a new legendary in Black and White. Reposted as a oneshot, see header inside for details as to why.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Reshiram - Complete
Hybrid reviews
Rocket wants them. The legendaries want them. 14 pokemon-human hybrids slowly find out they're not alone, and when cataclysm lurks on the horizon, the only ones they can trust are each other... or can they?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,554 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010