Hello everybody!! =] Well, I guess this is the part where I'm supposed to tell ya'll about myself, yes? Okeedokee! Alrighty then! Let's get to it! I'll start with the basics. My name is Lord Zurg and I am dictator of my own communist country. But that might be a little over your head(j/k), so allow me to begin at the beginning. I was born on a cold winter's eve to a poor and lonely widow. She had no husband or family or money or food or diapers, but somehow she managed. I grew up an outcast, for I was no ordinary child. My sex was undetermined for reasons I will not mention, and oddly there was an extra bone in my body that grotesquely protruded from the left side of my head with a greenish tint to the sad excuse of skin stretched over it. I demanded to be classified as a new species of shellfish and whenever seen in public would flap my arms like a chicken, run in circles, stick my tongue out and yell "THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" My right eye drooped down the side of my face giving me the appearance of an old man. Yes, I was strange indeed. As I grew older the green lump on my head started to shrink and I appeared more female than male. To make a long story short, I robbed banks, became a multibillionaire, took over a poor country and declared myself dictator. Well, that's pretty much my life story! If you read through the whole thing then you really are patient!! Anywho, please read my one and single story (although if you haven't read the book then you most likely won't enjoy it very much). And reviewing would be kinda nice to. *nudge nudge wink wink* Thanx! |
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