Jack's Sword
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Joined 09-15-08, id: 1693814, Profile Updated: 01-27-13
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh, Bible, One Piece, Sonic the Hedgehog, Code Lyoko, Twilight, Star Wars, and Pokémon.

Hi! I am lightblade77's brother, purple platypus of doom's, dallascowboysncountrymusicfan's, and volleyballgurl4HIM's friend, and I talked on the phone with allamericangurl92 once...

I originally wanted to name my profile "The Sword", after a book I wrote (that will NOT be on here because it is original and I am trying to publish it, (with positive feedback)) but that name was already taken, so I chose a similar name. The main character of my book is Jack. When I finally finish it and if it is published I might put a few chapters on fiction press though...

My goal on Fanfiction is to write stories, mostly humorous oneshots, for as many stories as possible. Therefore, I am not going to make two fanfiction's from the same story unless I get a really good idea for one I have already done (a second yu-gi-oh one might actually happen, and possibly a second Sonic).

I promise that I will not include sensuality beyond kissing (probably not at all), no homosexual people (at all (in the slightest (or even references by me except for here))), no gore (although it can be violent), no crude humor, and no cussing.


My first story is about the Chunin exams in Naruto. What if I got to choose the matchups? Not all that great... (complete)

My second story is a oneshot about Atem meeting his archenemy and losing. Funnier than it sounds! Half the credit goes to lightblade77 who worked with me on making this up. Excellent, if I do say so myself. (complete)

My third "story" was originally half of a College Composition poetry assignment. I think it is relatively well written. (complete)

My fourth story is about a random war on the deck of the Merry Go. Probably confusing if you don't know the One Piece series. (complete)

My fifth story is a rare look into the mind of Knuckles the Echidna. Is he becoming second rate? Probably my best reviewed story (complete)

My sixth story is a Code Lyoko tale about Jeremie. It is suspense, so I will not reveal any more. (complete)

My seventh story is a Twilight story about Bella and her family finally telling Renėe everything. (complete)

My eighth story is a Star Wars parody about Anti-Blaster Repellent... R2's secret spraybottle. (complete)

My ninth story is a Pokemon story about what their world is really like. (complete)

My tenth story was a Bleach story about Rukia being mean to Kon. It was supposed to be funny, but wasn't. (complete, then removed)

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If the Sonic characters were real animals by piss off jerk reviews
If the Sonic characters were real animals... Tails would eat Sonic, Vector would want to destroy his team, and Bark would rule all!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bokkun, Dmitri
Just Makes Me Stronger by dallascowboysncountrymusicfan reviews
Prequel to My Crazy Life, but can stand alone. My version of MR 5. The flock's back and ready to kick serious butt, figure out relationships, discover secrets, and realize that what doesn't kill them just makes them stronger! Romance, humor, drama, ect...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,624 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
Finger on the Trigger by bookworm rider reviews
Alex has just defeated Scorpia’s plan to kill thousands of school children. Scorpia never forgets…and they assign Yassen to kill Alex. But what will Y do when he realizes who his target is? This is a mission that Scorpia will not forgive Yassen for failin
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,666 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009
Cold Moon by Jhs Rockerbaby reviews
Four years after BD. The Cullens are in a new town. They are all attending school again. Their new teacher happens to be Angela, and she is hiding a secret and the Volturi are planning another attack. New Chapter. The battle is on! THE STORY'S FINISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,078 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Crazy Life by dallascowboysncountrymusicfan reviews
Fang reflects on a few key moments in his and Max's relationship as he deals with their crazy life 12 years later. 2-shot. i'm bad at summaries, it's better than summary, please read! T 'cuz I'm paranoid and that's what MR was rated.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,374 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Zatch Bell 3001: The Boy with the White Book by Lightblade77 reviews
This is the story about a wind Mamodo named Dijon as he fights in the battle for king a Millenia after Zatch. No more Fan Mamodo needed. Please Review. Currently discontinued.
Zatch Bell - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,375 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008
Nintendo Hearts by Lightblade77 reviews
A boy named John loses his memories and travels through Nintendo worlds to try and reclaim them. Currently discontinued. Not all that well written.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,382 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008
Whatever Happens by TiredGreenEyes reviews
Mary, at the foot of the cross, reflects back to when Jesus was a toddler. Oneshot.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Into the Pit by Sagagan reviews
Satan thinks a bit before he is thrown away forever. Oneshot. Review me?
Bible - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Just Play the Game, Just Live Your Life by Roadway reviews
If life was like a game of Tetris... oneshot
Tetris - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Conscience by Nylah reviews
One shot. Alex goes on a trip to France with two MI6 agents, acting as a cover. But things go awry, and he finds himself having to fill in for one of them to perform an act that will weigh heavily on his conscience...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,547 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
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Flipside reviews
If you think about it, the world of pokemon is really violent. This is the story of one charmander's life. Rated T for violence.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Charizard/Lizardon - Complete
AntiBlaster Repellent reviews
R2-D2 and C-3PO try to sell the secret to R2's success.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/12/2009 - R2-D2, C-3PO - Complete
Goodbye, Renėe reviews
Renėe's family comes back for one last goodbye, interrupting a hunting trip. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Renée, Bella - Complete
Mistaken reviews
Twoshot. Something's strange... and its up to Jeremie to stop it! Then, with everyone else down or busy, Yumi alone can save the world. Rated for very mild violence
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Jeremie B., Yumi I. - Complete
The Chunin Exams Remix reviews
What if the Chunin Exam Semifinal duels were distributed differently? Warning: brief chapters. Rated for violence involving death and implying blood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,316 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
Knuckle's Head reviews
Tough as Nails? Ha!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Knuckles, Sonic - Complete
Mission: Fruit! reviews
It starts as an attempt to steal a single piece of fruit. It ends in all out war. T for a some slightly bloody battles.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
The Mind of a Christian reviews
Poetry based on some of the best points of my life.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
This is the game that never ends reviews
What if Atem played pinball? Oneshot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete