![]() Author has written 19 stories for Inuyasha, Fruits Basket, Naruto, Avatar: Last Airbender, Pet Shop of Horrors, Ouran High School Host Club, Bleach, Rise of the Guardians, and Big Hero 6. In my latest chapter of Birth Marks, I've edited out a Lemon and tried to put the (broken) link in the chapter and that seemed to fail miserably. If you are interested in reading and are over 18, here is the following link: (this was written by my friend Raeshe, she'd yell at me if I didn't give her kudos) Hi, I'm Aqua and here's my bio: complete author name:dark mousy and human dark-haired inuyasha fan girl (and you now see why I go with just darkinufan!) name: Ashley sex: umm...girl, i mean, last time I checked. age: 20 height: too short to matter weight: "...I'll slap you so hard, your ancesters will be seeing stars!" -mushu(is that spelled right?) I agree with him if you even try to ask! eye color: depends on what mood I'm in...but mostly shades of hazel hair:depends on season...from auburn to strawberry red faves- inuyasha, digimon, Dark Mousy (d.n.angel), family, choir, art , tang, YuYu Hakusho's Kurama... I got these e-mails a while ago, and I would like to share it to everyone who cares: Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore Because the word "God" is mentioned... A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School Prayer. Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible. To quote the Good Book makes me liable. We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen, And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King. It's "inappropriate" to teach right from wrong, We're taught that such "judgments" do not belong. We can get our condoms and birth controls, Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles. But the Ten Commandments are not allowed, No word of God must reach this crowd. It's scary here I must confess, When chaos reigns the school's a mess. So, Lord, this silent plea I make: Should I be shot; My soul please take! Amen The Garden of Eden One day in the Garden of Eden, eve calls out to god, “lord I have a problem!” “What is the problem, eve?” “Lord, I know you’ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these beautiful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I’m just not happy.” “Why is that eve?” came the reply from above. “Lord I’m lonely and sick to death of apples.” “Well, eve, in that case I have a solution. I shall create a man for you.” “What is a man lord?” “This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He’ll lie, cheat and be vainglorious; all in all he’ll give you a hard time. But he’ll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly aroused, but since you are complaining, I’ll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your ah, physical needs. He’ll be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won’t be too smart so he’ll need you advice to think properly.” “Sounds great,” says eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. “What’s the catch?” “Yeah, well… you can have him on one condition.” “What’s that lord?” “As I said, he’ll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring so you’ll have to let him believe that I made him first. So just remember it’s our secret, woman to woman!” and god said: let there be light! (click goes the light switch) the funny friends pact: I'll bring the shovel are you tired of all those sissy 'friendship' poems that alwayssound good, but never actualy come close to reality? well, heres is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship: 1) when you are sad- I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2)when you are blue- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3) when you smile- I will know you finally got laid 4) when you are scared- I wil rag on you every chance I get. 5) when you are worried- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. 6)when you are confused- I will use little words. 7)when you are sick- stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8)when you fall- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. this is my path... I pledge it till the end why? you may ask. because you are my friend. remember" a good friend will help you move. a really good friend will help you move a body. let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. a good friend will come and bail you out of jail... but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "damn... that was fun!" "life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." -john lennon "it is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have ones doubts." |
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