![]() Author has written 2 stories for Host, and La Corda D'Oro. Why, oh why, does everyone has to have a facebook acoount? It's so overrated!!!! I'm a senior in high school. I'm gonna take a gap year so i can take a breather and get serious about my art projects and my music. I've been putting this down for so long... Isn't MIT great? It's marvelous! It's everything you can imagine and more! :) MIT's my first choice obviously. Not too crazy about CalTech. Princeton's cool though. I think i'm gonna double major in EECS and Architecture. Hello FanFiction! Did you know... kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune... If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile. 93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile. If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid backside. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you". If you slap anyone who tells you that Edward Cullen is not real, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever wanted to just SLAP someone, copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the listAnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, bright black stars, StormDragon666, Sasuke's 2 Child Sayuri Uchiha, silver cherryblossom BrightRubyEyes, Crazii Kimmy Girl,Angelz on edge, HermioneGranger1993, Twilightluvr, Obsessededwardcullenluver, Edward's ONLY True Love, Arianna Cullen, vampiressbella2009, BronzeHariedMystery, twilight-saga-lover95, eddiexbells4ever, fiasco-freak. 42 Things to do in an Elevator 1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" Quotes "Reputation is an idle and most false imposition; oft got without merit, and lost without deserving." - William Shakespeare "Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is an attitude." - Martin Luther King Jr. "There are no gains without pains." - Ben Franklin "Bad manners makes a journalist." - Oscar Wilde "The best proof of love is trust." - Dr. Joyce Brothers "We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, but to create something that will." - Chuck Palahniuk "In three words, I can sum up everything I've learned about life; it goes on." - Robert Frost "Presence is more than just being there." - Malcolm Forbes "If you are ever going to have other people trust you, you must feel that you can trust them too. Even when you're in the dark, even when you're falling." - Tuesdays with Morrie by Mitch albom "I'm not crazy. I'm psychotic. There's a difference." "My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time." "Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today." "Don't get mad; get sadistic." "Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?" "Common sense is the enemy of comedy." "Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART." "My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am." "Knowledge is power; power is the root of all-evil. Therefore studying is evil." "I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!" "You know what?! Earth sucks, I’m going home." "Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity." "If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window...I will laugh." "your a great friend but if the zombies come I'm tripping you." "Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?" "What is this 'kindness' you speak of?" "Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking." "Define 'normal'." “Do you love me because I am beautiful? Or am I beautiful because you love me?" “They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.” "Every rule has an exception, including this one." "Any thing that can go wrong will, at the last possible moment" - I don't remember who's law this is but it's my third favorite quote for the reason above. "Nobody move! I dropped me brain." - Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Carribean "Blood is red because of these gay trolls that live in your red blood cells. But they're sensitve, so we call them homo goblins or more commonly known as hemoglobins." "anything can be fixed/solved with: bubble gum, bailing wire or duct tape." "duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it binds the universe together." Things to make you laugh: In Honor of Stupid People In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. Copy and paste this into your profile. ..:Xx0o0xX:.. Things that can piss you off 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? They need their Ass Kicked! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 8. When people say "life is short". What?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? 10. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over. 11. When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's on god damn piece of paper ..:Xx0o0xX:.. Friends or best friends FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FREINDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandpa by grandpa BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD grandpa GRAMPS FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' DAMN...but that was hell of a ride!!! FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue" FRIENDS: Knows only a few things about you BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through highschool /college (drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste FRIENDS: Will help you move a body BEST FRIENDS: Will say "call me when you need a shovel." FRIENDS: Try to help you when you get hurt BEST FRIENDS: Sit there laughing their ass of saying, "Dude, you're an idiot!" FRIENDS: Will comfort you when they turn you down BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to them and say, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Ask why your crying BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!' FRIENDS: Buy you a birthday present for your birthday BEST FRIENDS: Won't stop singing that annoying birthday song just to annoy you. FRIENDS: Help you clean up a mess if you spilt liquid BEST FRIENDS: Laugh while pointing, "It looks like you wet your pants, dude" FREINDS: Will ignore this BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" Crazy is when your having a serious conversation and say something completely off topic. Crazy is when you obsess over the little things. Crazy is when you talk to yourself. Crazy is when you argue with yourself, lose or win. Crazy is when you hear that annoying voice in your head that’s supposed to be your conscience. Crazy is when you start having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you can't believe something. Crazy is when something is completely awesome. Crazy is when you can't find any other way to describe something. Crazy is one step past weird and one step short of insane. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. I'm insane by the way. Favourite Movie Scenes: Two 13 year olds are going out. The guy meets the girl's father. Father says, "Take care of her. I was 13 once so i know what's going on your mind...and your pants. Just remember whatever you do to my daughter i do to you." Guy looks down at his jeans and shudders. -New In Town A guy goes for a walk to the park after breaking up with his girlfriend. He sees a lady sitting on a park bench and approaches her and then starts rambling about how wonderful love is. He tells her about how much he felt the love between his girlfriend and him even though they broke up. Then he says,"Have you ever felt that someone looks at you and sees right through to your soul?" The woman was in tears by then. "Yes." "WELL I DON'T!" -can't remember the name... |
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