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Joined 10-28-11, id: 3380053, Profile Updated: 06-19-17
Author has written 5 stories for Vocaloid, Wreck-It Ralph, and Resident Evil.

hello my name is eli and i've been on this orb for 16yrs.

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Pianoforte by Parabola Beam reviews
The first step to recovery is admitting something's wrong. Once you let go, you have the freedom to hold onto what really matters. Set after Daughter of White, Neru/Haku-centric, rated for future chapters.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,069 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 4/4/2011 - [Haku Y., Neru A.]
Apoptosis by caspase-cascade
In 1992, Annette Birkin seals her fate. Carla Radames begins her descent. Together, they weave a tangled web. (AU: Alternate Timeline)
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,992 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Annette B., Carla R.
The Legend of Groose: Skyward Pompadour by potatosaurusrex reviews
Groose is sent on the quest to rescue Zelda, slay the evil plaguing the land, AND keep his pompadour looking as awesome as ever. CAN HE DO IT? "I am Groose, mighty hero of Grooseland, slayer of flamboyant men, the savior of the Goddesses, the hunk the girls of Skyloft dream of, the hero this world deserves! I am Groose!" Please Read and Review!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 52,576 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Fi, Groose - Complete
Artificial by Irkala reviews
If you liked the overly happy things associated with the following, please reconsider. Thanks for reading.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,596 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Taffyta M. - Complete
Day Dreamer by captain-tots reviews
Sherry and Chris get coffee. She likes to pretend it's not just the two of them. Light Nivanfield. RE6 Spoilers.
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Sherry B., Chris R. - Complete
Birds of a Feather by poweredtoenail reviews
When music prohibition dominates the land. Two people set out to stake a claim in the turbulent underground club scene.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Miku H., unknown 33
Gakupo Hair Q&A by le-panda-hero reviews
Gakupo explains the enigma that is his hair. Yes, it is as stupid as it sounds.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Gakupo K./Gackpoid - Complete
Wait, How Old Did You Say You Are? by The Queen of Double Standards reviews
Gather round for the story of how Meiko met Rin at a bar, kissed her thinking she was an adult, went on a first date and really didn't like her, and yet somehow ended up as her girlfriend. MeikoxRin shoujo-ai oneshot
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/29/2012 - [Meiko S., Rin K.] - Complete
Gumi's Day Off by rocketman182 reviews
Gumi has nothing to do today but sit back and relax, but of course that doesn't last very long. One-Shot, Please R&R!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Gumi/Megpoid
Flowers to my Foes by captain-tots reviews
Ada sends Valentine's Day cards to everyone she's wronged over the past year. Crack/Drabble.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Ada W. - Complete
The Vocaloid's Rant by Taku-yaki reviews
"THIS IS SERIOUS!"—"DON'T JOKE AROUND!"—"WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS!"—"I'M NOT A SHOTA!"—"I'M NOT A FREAKIN' LOLI!"—"I'M NOT A TSUNDERE!" Everybody rants about something in their life. Even the Vocaloids.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,054 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011
I love traps by Meimirigu reviews
They're delicious.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Ritsu N. - Complete
Not Another Temper Tantrum! by dualstrike reviews
Namine Ritsu can't find his Soul Silver game anywhere. This can only end badly for the people around him. Rated K for Language and Ritsu. Late basuday gift for Shadow Star.EXE! Read and Review and I hope you enjoy this crappy fanfic .
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Ritsu N., Ruko Y. - Complete
E re nata by Chaed reviews
AU, preMansion. Embarking on a diplomatic trip to Rockfort Island Albert Wesker and Annette Birkin quickly learn that the family name is holy and the rules of the game are made by young Alfred Ashford.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,580 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - A. Wesker, Annette B. - Complete
Sine sole sileo by Chaed reviews
preMansion. Deep below ground lies the cradle of Progenitor. On a mission to uncover its secrets Wesker and Birkin get trapped in Hell with all its demons... but no one leaves the nether world without paying for his sins first. And the price is high.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,570 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - A. Wesker, W. Birkin - Complete
Colder Than Hell by stillnotanotherone reviews
Sometimes, there are worse things in this world than death. RE2 one-shot, Annette/Wesker.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/18/2009 - A. Wesker, Annette B. - Complete
Gone by Moonpelt2234 reviews
Why, StarClan, Why her? Cinderpelt yowled silently, cursing fate that had stolen away the light of her life, her one and only love, forbidden though it was. YellowXCinder
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Cinderpelt, Yellowfang
Gakupo Must Die! by Roxius reviews
Rated due to certain words. Everyone besides Kaito is sick and tird of Gakupo and his disturbing habits, so they opt to come up with a way to get rid of him. However, things turn bad when Len is convinced that Gakupo is the devil. Please R & R!
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Len K., Gakupo K./Gackpoid - Complete
One Question, If You Will by Roxius reviews
While at the local bar together, Luka presents Meiko with a question that she figured would be all to simple to answer, but apparently that is not the case. Luka X Meiko. Yuri, shoujo ai, lesbian. Please R & R!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Luka M., Meiko S. - Complete
Attempted Humor rewrite of Warriors, TNP midnight by Silvy-oh-Graystripe's homie reviews
Brambleclaw, or shall we call him Brambo, has a fan club of shecats? Spottedleaf is obsessed with Firestar! Bluestar is the only smart one in StarClan? Tawnypelt.. well nevermind. I attempted to make Midnight funny.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,810 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 6/18/2006
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Disappearing Act reviews
Family fic, Pre-Raccoon City. When young Sherry Birkin complains about the lack of school snacks in the kitchen, Annette takes matters into her own hands.
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/28/2014 - W. Birkin, Annette B., Sherry B. - Complete
Unrequited
They seemed to be perfectly happy together. No one knows what happened. Gloyd/Minty
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Gloyd O., Minty Z.
A Missed Flight, a Friend's Laptop and a Dating Site reviews
When Rancis crusies the internet for a new friend, he finds what he's looking for, but it of course wasn't meant to be. AU fanfiction, Rancis/Crumblina and possible other pairings
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Rancis F., Crumbelina dC.
Gakupo reviews
Meiko went in a eggplant patch. Guess who she met? Based on 'Akbar' by Jeffery Dallas and Julian Smith. NO PAIRINGS WHATSOEVER
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Gakupo K./Gackpoid, Meiko S. - Complete
Caught in Her Web reviews
The silver-haired girl was caught in the spider's web, having a way out but not using it. She felt pity for the spider, which had helped her by getting rid of the bugs before turning against her and trapping her. Haku chose to be food for the spider, being nibbled off piece by piece. Yuri, femslash. NeruXHaku, slight RinXHaku if you can find it.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Haku Y., unknown 33 - Complete