DistortedFromFarAway
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Joined 09-03-08, id: 1684484, Profile Updated: 09-03-08
Author has written 1 story for South of Nowhere.

-I write oneshots. It's my thing.

-I love Friends. It can't be beat.

-I am being weighed under by my GCSEs. Especially art.

-I have the shortest attention span. Seriously, try and start a conversation with me.

-What was I saying, again? Fo Shizzle.

-I used 'XD' and 'LMAO' far too often. LMAO.

-I'll listen to any kind of music that's thrown in my face. It might be for only 2 seconds though - If I don't like it.

-My fanfic tends to be full of short sentences. Don't ask.

-I can guarantee that I've seen more movies than you. Possibly more than you've heard of.

-Gilmore Girls quotes are the best quotes. Especially when they come out of Lorelai's mouth.

-My favourite actresses are Ali Larter, Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Beals, Jodie Foster, Abigail Breslin, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Zooey Deschanel, Meryl Streep. And I can't forget the Friends girls.

-My favourite actors are Will Smith, Jake Gyllenhaal, Heath Ledger, Mark Ruffalo, Morgan Freeman, Forrest Whittaker. IS it weird that I think Forrest is sexy?

-I'm English. That would probably explain the words that you think I'm spelling wrong.

A glooming peace this morning with it brings;
The sun, for sorrow, will not show his head:
Go hence, to have more talk of these sad things;
Some shall be pardon'd, and some punished:
For never was a story of more woe
Than this of Juliet and her Romeo.

- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare.

A year for ever second that passes reviews
One shot. Spashley and Chelsea/Clay. Takes place while Ashley is in Europe. POV: Ashley, Spencer, Chelsea.
South of Nowhere - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete