The HOrnbag of Gondor is now King but his queen isn't so happy. How can Arargon satisfy her when he spends every night at the Hootchie Hobbit?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Aragorn, Arwen U.