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Joined 11-30-15, id: 7331043, Profile Updated: 08-12-19
Author has written 3 stories for Fallout, Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka, and Doom.

Welcome! Just know I'm a retard.

Guy has THREE books published, but I wish he starts writing once more.

Here's what you need to know about me.


I like Danmachi, Ponies (especially Sunset and Starlight), Fanfiction, the John Wick franchise, Dark Souls, Funhaus, DOOM, CP77 (WOO CANT WAIT FOR THAT GAME), Daredevil, Konosuba, and Fallout.

I also idolize Adam Kovic.

For old followers, you know what are the things I all like.

Traits: Wild Wasteland, Logan's Loophole, Storyteller

NOTICE: I'm looking for a co-writer who'd be willing to write a DOOM x Danmachi fanfic. Should anyone be interested, send me a PM.

Update on Is it Wrong to be A Courier From The Wastes: I've uploaded a new chapter, yay! Now for the next one. Should come soon. - 8/2/2019


Story Prompts:


Gun Gale: Outlaw (SAO Story)

Synopsis: He has many names. Boogeyman. Hood. He is feared among players. And now, the 3rd BoB comes with a twist he didn't expect to get involved again. It's going to take a whole lot more than some Death Gun to take down this Outlaw.

Note: When I was off-grid for 2-3 months, I was not only working on my Fallout fanfic but also making a new one when I tried to revisit an old anime that I watched. When I got to season 2 and SAO Alternative: GGO, I got on and read GGO fanfics. I was disappointed by lots and only some have actually piqued my interest. So I thought I should try and give an attempt to mine. So I made an OC that's: Red Hood, John Wick, and vigilante in one single person. It was quite fun but I kinda got bored after sometime so I went back to Danmachi.


The Continental: Orario (somewhat of a crossover with John Wick, Danmachi Story)

Synopsis: A newcomer. A white-haired teen. And a gun. When Hestia gets her very first Familia member, she didn't expect it to get them involved in the secret Guild known as the Continental. Now living life with assassins, how will it fare for Bell and Hestia in this alternative story?

Note: There was an alternate to this story where Bell instead arrives to Orario with 21st century guns and was trained by a marine. But then I thought: Screw it, let's make Bell an assassin that's trained by Mr. John Wick himself and have him go to Orario with his equipment. Pistol, armored suit, and a VERY different personality. Get him to join the Continental of Orario and does business with the underground world. All the while the canon characters of Danmachi dislikes his agenda.


My Dear Syr (Danmachi x Sherlock reader story, 3 parts)

Synopsis: Known to the masses as the "world's Dungeon detective", you show the world that the impossible can be indeed possible. One day in your job, you meet a certain bluish-gray-haired waitress. Who attains certain skills that pique your interest. Perhaps you should have her join your current case for today?

Note: So back in FiMFiction, there are plenty of second person stories written there. Some are bad, while a lot are decent. Then I thought: 'I should give this reader thing a try.'

So after watching BBC's Sherlock--currently waiting for season 5--I wondered if anyone had written someone try at being a detective in the Dungeon. The premise sounds weird, and pretty hard to pull off if one were to make it worth reading. But I instead told myself that: 'I should get the reader to interact with a character instead.'

At the time, I was liking Syr's character. Also at that same time, Vol. 15 of Danmachi was released. It had nothing to do with Syr except for the last part, where the author stated the next volume would revolve around the gray-haired waitress. So I decided to pay homage to one of my favorite underrated characters of the series by making a decent (hopefully (I'm doubting my writing skills already)) Sherlock reader x Syr story.


Dungeon Slayer: The Grand Day Hell (DOOM [Eternal] and Danmachi story)

Synopsis: The tables have turned. Gods and Goddesses turned their backs on him. Now they plead their cries for the one legend that was etched into ancient history, or else Hell invades their world. A Dungeon won't contain Hell, but it won't last with a Doomslayer standing at the front of the invasion.

Note (This is spoiling the basic plot of the soon-to-be fanfic and the Grand Day Danmemo event, so if you don't want spoilers, stop reading now): The Danmemo Grand Day tale was pretty sweet. A four hour (thank you Mediocre for recording that Danmemo event) tale about a festival gone wrong, and a world to be saved. If only Danmachi had lasted for a decade, that story would've been like Infinity War/Endgame if done right. There are still lacking parts about the story, but it nonetheless entertained a fan like me.

Now one of the fun parts about this tale is that any fanfiction writer can play around with it. Such as changing the black wind threat into something more, or maybe a not-so famous adventurer/detective protecting the undefended Orario from a threat inside the city. Hey authors, I just sold you free story ideas, go use it for something awesome. But going back, with the idea of playing around with the plot, I thought: The Behemoth threat still feels too weak. It should be more stronger. So strong that not even the adventurers of Orario can handle it.

And so, with me getting interested in DOOM again and the new game to be released this year, I thought up of a story where Hell invades the world of Danmachi at the wrong time. And it's up to a Doomslayer to either save them from it or avenge them from what'll happen.


Princess' Blessings on this Weird Knight (Konosuba story, will be taking some stuff from [Prototype])

Synopsis: The Princess of Belzerg gets a new bodyguard. That of which is a very peculiar one. One that got her very interested.

Note: I will add an update if I have read Vol. 6 of Konosuba. But I have seen a bit of Iris' character. Got me very interested. Then in a Legend of Zelda crossover with said franchise, they had a part where a tournament that will make the victor a personal guard of Iris. Thought it was interesting. So I thought: "Huh, I should make a thing of out it." And here. A story where a reincarnate OC would be Belzerg Stylish Sword Iris or just Iris' bodyguard.


The Nomadic Bard's Song of the Dragonborn (Danmachi and Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim crossover story)

Synopsis: Dovahkiin is lost on a different realm. The first person he meets is a bard, wishing only to sing songs of heroes. Well, nothing's left for him in Nirn. Might as well join in on her journey, right?

Note: So I watched the Argonaut event tale. Both parts. I gotta say, pretty cool story Fujino. I was amazed when he put in that Hestia was absurd. Noice.

But a handful of characters only interested me. One of them is Ryulu. Or Wishe. Thought her character was cool, and she's best girl Ryuu without the vigilante part. I might as well write something about it.

I even considered connecting this with my Fallout crossover. Probably make Dovahkiin a legend of sorts in the future. So here, a story where my evil Dovahkiin character tries to become at least a nice person by traveling with a bard who basically wants to sing the song of heroes.

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Is It Too Much To Ask To Be Left Alone? by Ashbel Longhart reviews
Bell Cranel died to a Minotaur in the Dungeon. Years later, he finds himself in Lordran after escaping the Undead Asylum only to die over and over. And then he burned for many, many years. And after many centuries, what seemed like a dream, Bell finds himself back in the Dungeon. So what does he do now that he's back home? To be frank, he just wants to be left alone.
Crossover - Dark Souls & Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 92,387 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 4/1 - Great Grey Wolf Sif, Bell C., Aizu W., Syr F.
At War with Nature by SackDantOur reviews
I wasn't strong enough to protect Orario, and as a result the city crumbled and died, vanishing in a sea of flames, everyone I'd ever loved following soon after. I did gain the necessary strength eventually though, but by then it was far too late. So when an opportunity to go back and do it all again presented itself, I took it, and this time, strength would not be an issue.
Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,213 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 4/23/2018 - Bell C., Hestia, Liliruka A.
Munchkin Oratoria: Thomas and Friends by ArcMeow reviews
Poor sap gets roped into another world. Gets picked up by a goddess, and is told he needs to fight monsters and crap if he wants the smallest sliver of a chance to go home. Fair enough. Not really. But beggars can't be choosers.
Crossover - X-overs & Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,051 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 3/8
Towards an Unknown Place: Let Me Set Camp In Your Heart! by ZeroNoire
Shima Rin was a loner. Owase Kujo was a loser. Bit by bit, these two learn how to live life, and love life. Here are the short but sweet moments of their little adventure towards an unknown place. (OC! OOC?)
Yuru Camp/ゆるキャン - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,332 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15 - [Rin S., OC]
Is It Wrong to be From A Ruined World? by Warmaster Tzeentch reviews
It was just supposed to be a simple experiment in teleportation, and yet those self-professed geniuses in Big MT had managed to find a way to another world. One untouched by the scars of nuclear warfare. One that is home to optimism and dreams, at least on the surface. A world where gods themselves walk with mortals, yet he somehow manages to be a wildcard once more.
Crossover - Fallout & Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 104 - Published: 8/4/2018 - Courier, Bell C., Loki
A New Perspective by ObsidianNoir reviews
Liliruca Arde never expected to break the chains that bound her to the family. However an otherwordly man decided to put her under his wings and teach her how to be free. He would show her possibilities the girl never thought possible. That included being a punching bag as well. Why did she think this was a good idea? Well, at least she got friends now? SI. HIATUS
Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 248,359 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/25/2018 - Published: 5/10/2017 - OC, Liliruka A.
Is It Wrong To Avoid Troublesome Things? by NakaruSoul reviews
Bored after countless cycles of light and dark, the Soul of Cinder decided that it's time to change and promptly ended the cycle. Now he found himself in a new world with Gods and Goddesses watching over the inhabitants and an entire dungeon to explore. What's the first thing the Soul of Cinder did? Work in a pub with plenty of beautiful maid girls, duh.
Crossover - Dark Souls & Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,966 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 10/17/2017 - Published: 5/20/2017 - Firekeeper, Bell C., Ryuu
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Is it wrong To be A Courier From The Wastes? reviews
When Courier Six's luck went wrong, he finds himself in a strange world he needs to get used to. Either he finds a way home, or he leaves it all behind and begin anew when he reaches the city of Orario.
Crossover - Fallout & Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 61,214 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 12/22/2018 - Courier, Loki, Riveria Rios Afir, Ryuu
Dungeon Slayer: Grand Day Hell reviews
The tables have turned. Gods and Goddesses turned their backs on him. Now they plead their cries for the one legend that was etched into ancient history, or else Hell invades their world. The invasion of Hell won't be temporal, but the Doom Slayer is always eternal.
Crossover - Doom & Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/24 - Doomguy
Danmachi: A City To Burn reviews
Bell was dead. Or so everyone thought. After the Record Holder was convicted of a crime he did not commit, he was 'executed' by the Guild. Betrayed by everyone he once loved, he returns to Orario to work his way back to the ranks. Vowing to haunt everyone's past and all the while avoiding the attention of people he used to know.
Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,785 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 6/16 - Bell C.