![]() Author has written 1 story for Hetalia - Axis Powers. Hello. I am The Poisoned Youth. How may I help you? Don't assume I'm new and stupid to this site, I've actually been around for 4-6 years, but my old account was getting hate even though I was about as active as a sloth on there. If I've blocked you, then you were either already blocked on my other account and I blocked you here, or you're an asshole and I don't feel like dealing with you. Table of Contents: - About Me - Fandoms I'm In - Stories - Uncharted territory that I am grouping together that will probably consist of random bullshit that might make you laugh. Or cringe. OH ONE THING! I'M A GIRL!! NOT A GUY!! That is all. About Me: 1. Age? I'm 17. 2. Height? As tall as Kiku Honda. (10 points for whoever gets the reference) 3. Eyes? Dual colored. One blue and one green. Yes, it is possible. 4. Have any tattoos? No, but if I were to get one it'd be an anime themed one. 5. And piercings? The standard ear piercing. I refuse to get any more because the first and only time I got them done, THE JEWELER GOT THE GUN STUCK IN MY EARLOBE. 6. Fave food? Probably chicken. 7. Fave pizza topping? Cheese 8. Fave drink? Diet Mountain Dew. 9. Siblings? 7. I shit you not. Two brothers, 5 sisters 10. Been in a fight? Yes, many actually. 11. Serious relationships or one-night stands? I had a serious relationship once. But then he broke my trust and instilled a deep fear of long-term relationships into me, along with a fear of not being good enough and a fear of sex. 12. Weight? I'd rather not say. 13. Fave snack? POCKY. I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER IF YOU GET ME POCKY. 14. Fave candy? Nips. No, seriously. They're caramel candies with chocolate in the middle. 15. Fave movie? A tie between Rise of the Guardians and Hetalia: Paint It, White! 16. Fave show? Hetalia. 17. Do you smoke? No. 18. Blonds or brunettes? For dating? I don't care. 19. Any scars? Yes. I did a lot of stupid stuff. And fell out of more trees than I can count. 20. Fave music? I can't place a favorite, sorry. 21. Fave actor? Julie Andrews. Or if we can include voice actors, J. Micheal Tatum. 22. Where do you live? I live in a large Victorian manor that used to belong to the Earl of Phantomhive, but it was passed to me and so I now live here with my De-- Human butler, Sebastian. 23. Do you miss anyone right now? I miss a lot of people, but I don't dwell on it. It just hurts you in the long run. 24. Last person who made you cry? Alfred Fucking Jones. Watch "America's Storage Room Cleaning." to see why. 25. Do you enjoy school? No. School was a living hell for me before I was taken out of there. 26. Desires? Become a famous Lets Player. 27. Fave fast food joint? Mc Donalds. 28. What's the last thing you drank? Diet Mountain Dew 29. What are you doing right now? I'm trying to open the Chamber of Secrets. 30. Where would you like to go? A G8 WORLD MEETING! 31. Are you in a relationship? No. 32. Ever been arrested? No. I'm demented, not stupid. 33. Ever had a stalker? Actually yes, but he isn't a bad one, just a little bit obsessed. 34. Ever gone sky-diving? No, I choose life. 35. Where do you think you'll go when you die? If not Heaven, then maybe I can dimension hop to an anime dimension. 36. Is there a God? I believe there is, but thats only my opinion. 37. Do you have a cell phone? Yes, which I should really charge... 38. Are you squeamish? Its complicated. I can handle beheading and heart ripping, but I can't handle slitted wrists. (I blame Kuroshitsuji for this.) 39. Are you a human? No, I am the personification of Antarctica and the other half of a demon queen. 40. Fastest speed you've ever experienced in a car? Around 90 mp/h 41. Stupidest thing you've ever thought about doing? Try smoking. 42. Do people find you attractive? I have no clue. 43. What annoys you? Babies and small children. 44. What are you afraid of? Spiders, snakes, horny anime characters, uh, leeches, being forgotten, never being good enough, and tapioca pudding. 45. Gold or silver? Gold. 46. Are people afraid of you? Some are, but that is only because they evoked the wrath of my darker side. 47. Do you sing in public? No. I was once told my voice is cringy and suicide worthy, so I don't sing. Hell I don't really talk in public unless I have a family member or close friend nearby. 48. Ever been screwed over? You mean fucked? Nope. 49. Does money make people happy? For me, it does. To know that my family doesn't have to struggle with bills or food. 50. Do you have any hope left for the human race? No. This generation has way too many fuckups. I will honestly be very surprised if we make it 2050 without WWIII 51. What's your hair look like? Dark brown, closer to black, shoulder length, and hell to brush. 52. First job? YouTuber. Small Youtuber, but still. 53. Do you like meeting new people? No. A million times no. I'll meet them, yes, but I probably won't be friends with you unless you proove you aren't a shitbag. 54. Do you get along with your parents? Yes. 55. Ever played strip poker? Yes. I walked out missing my socks, shoes, and with $1000 USD in my hand. 56. Ever get into an argument with a cop? Yes, though not in normal circumstances. We have a family friend that is an officer, and he and I love getting into petty arguments over cop stereotypes. Though if you meant being arrested or anything, then no. 57. Ever been in a car accident? No. 58. Most flights of stairs you've ever fallen down? 4. Don't ask. 59. Do you care what people think of you? Not really. 60. Where do you see yourself five years down the line? A YouTuber that has no curse word filter that hates papaya and loves anime. 61. Are you afraid of the dark? No. 62. What kind of car do you have? I don't have a car yet. 63. Time you were born? ...I don't know. Probably during the night/ early morning. 64. Ever break any bones? No. 65. Fave childhood toy? My America mochi plushie. If you try and take it from me, you'll be begging for Batman to beat you up instead. 66. Fave author? J.K. Rowling 67. Are you a paranoid person? Yes. 68. Have any enemies? Yes. I once had a roblox cult after me for a month and a half. 69. Are you afraid of heights? Yes and no. I'm scared of falling to my death, though if I could fly, then I'd be in the sky 90% of the day. 70. Last movie you watched? Hetalia: Paint It, White! 71. Most disturbing movie you've ever seen? The Frightening. 72. Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla. 73. Favorite color? Purple or Royal Blue. 74. What time do you usually wake up? Depends if I sleep at night. 75. What are you doing? Chatting on Skype 76. What is something that you keep in your purse/wallet? Condoms. No, I'm not a prostitute. They're extra small condoms that I slip into guys's bags when they try and mess with me or my friends, so when it falls out they get embarrassed at the insult to their size and a slap to the fave by the girlfriend. 77. What is the longest work shift you've ever worked? Considering my job is YouTube, about 15 hours to prepare for a 2 month vacation. 78. How many days have you gone to work consecutively before having a day off? 2. After that I say "Fuck it" and get food. 79. Can you do a handstand? No. 80. Are you an angry person? I can be. And when I get angry, I get brutal. 81. Is there anyone out there who you would like to personally kill? I have a few ideas. 82. Do you talk in your sleep? Sometimes. 83. Have you ever gotten so drunk that you couldn't remember what happened the night before? No. 84. Can you break a piece of wood with your forehead? I have done that. It was a Who's Tougher contest between me, my marine brother, and my football-playing other brother. They didn't win. 85. Are you delusional? Eh, depends how much sleep I've had. 86. What is something that you are horrible at? Math. 87. What is the most boring thing you've ever done? Explain that no, Windows Live Mail is not a real email program. 88. Can you lift up someone who is twice your weight? No. 89. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate? Pirate. England was a pirate. I want to be a pirate too. 90. What is the worst movie you've ever seen? Twi-fucking-light. Come at me, you sorry sparkly excuses for vampires. 91. Are you right-handed or left-handed? Left. 92. Do you suffer from short-term memory loss? Yes, especially when I record videos. 93. How are you feeling right now? Tired with a chance of GET THE CAT OFF OF MY FOOT I CAN'T FEEL MY FUCKING FOOT. 94. What annoys you about people? That some are assholes who want us to worship the ground they walk on, how fucking stupid the 10-15 year olds of today can be, and anyone who groups anime with cartoons. 95. Do you dislike children? YES. I STRONGLY DISLIKE SMALL CHILDREN. Unless they're at least slightly respectful. 96. Can you climb a fence or would you fall off? Climbed them, broke one down, set one on fire. Take your pick. 97. Would you like to own a pair of brass knuckles? Yes. STEAL MY CHICKEN NUGGETS NOW YOU BASTARDS! 98. Can you smile for me? No. 99. What do you do if you can't fall asleep at night? I read RusAme, FrUk, UsUk, and FrUs lemons. (40 poiints if you know the ship names) 100. When was the last time you fell off a bike? Motorbike or..? 101. What is the thing you are most afraid of? Not being good enough. Fandoms I'm In (Includes non movie/anime/book): - Hetalia - Rise of the Guardians - Kuroshitsuji - Harry Potter - Markiplier - FNaF - Minecraft - Jacksepticeye Stories: To Whom It May Concern: Hetalia fanfiction. The countries are writing the fandom letters, some amused, others embarrassed, and most annoyed. So.. what would happen if America and Canada switched places for a day? |
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