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Hi. I'm a teenage boy who loves reading, theater, and video games. My favorite game is Fire Emblem. I don't have much else to say, except that i have two dogs, and they are AWESOME!!

oh yeah. and this.

Favorite games: Fire emblem, KOTOR 2, and Kingdom hearts 2

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people"

"if life gives you lemons, go down to the market, sell them, and buy an orange or something not sour. because sour things suck. except jawbreakers... mmmmm... "

"It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird."

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?

'Hold my purse.'"

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"When I go to the doctors,I get to wear a jacket,a straight one.It makes me feel special because I hug myself."

"The lies can be half way round the world before the truth has got its boots on."

"This girl brings new meaning to the term 'dumb blonde'. The sad thing is, she's not even blonde."

I think pugs are like the babel fish in this way:

God: I am all knowing and generally great.

Man: But how could someone so wise and perfect possibly create something as hideous and weird as a pug?

God: Er . . . everyone makes mistakes. To err is human.

Man: But you just told us you were better than a human.

God: Ooops.

"The death of one is a trajedy,the death of a million is just a statistic."

"Ugly people run the world, Pretty people are the face of it."

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months."

Oscar Wilde

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."

Oscar Wilde

"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."

Oscar Wilde

"A computer makes very fast, very accurate mistakes. picture of a computer with the problem "2+2=3" and in the corner it says, "calculated in .000000000001 seconds." " --Anonymous

"I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go zooming by." –Douglas Adams

"If you think everything is all right, you're obviously not looking hard enough. picture of computer with screen saying, "Running at optimum efficiency," while the computer is starting to smoke" –Anonymous

"The nine scariest words in the world, are 'I'm from the government, and I'm here to help.'

Ronald Reagan

"Next time I try to hide something, i'll surround it with bombs! bombs shaped like bananas! it'll stop theives, monkeys, and monkey theives in one fell swoop!"

The probability that you are being watched is proportional to the stupidity of your actions. -anonymous

When life gives you lemons, throw it back and hope the juice gets in their eyes. -anonymous

Skirts should be like essays: long enough to cover the topic, but short enough to make it interesting. –anonymous

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

-- W.C. Fields

Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Woman: Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your drink.

Man: Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

You know you're too drunk if...

Your job is interfering with your drinking.

Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

You can focus better with one eye closed.

Mosquitos catch a buzz after biting you.

24 bottles in a case, 24 hours in a day. Coincidence? You think not.

The whole bar says Hi! when you come in.

At AA meetings you say, "Hi, my name is...uh..."

That damned pink elephant followed you home again.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

"Looks make the man. You ugly, you're doomed. The only way clothes'll make the man, is if it helps your look, and if you go naked and you got good vulgar parts, you definately gonna win."

'Make Love Then War'

'Death Is Just Life's Way Of Saying Your Fired'

'Hug A Tree, They Have Less Issues Then People'

'"The only thing greater than knowledge, is imagination."'

'"Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."'

"I may not dress like Satan anymore, but I’m still down with the Devil, and I will go medieval on your ass."

"Don't judge me!"

"When life gives you lemons...chuck rocks back."

"I'm not mean...I'm just evil!"

"Life sucks, so get used to it."

"I'm surrounded by robots"

"NO! Dont go to the Dark side!"

"Your so hateful!"

"I-I'm so sor- Oh skrew this!"

"I didn't do it...I just helped."

"I'm a bitch, your a bitch, hell we're all bitches!"

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Konoha-Salad, Exclamation mark and co.,kage-youkai girl,

ninety two percent of american teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath, if you would be one of the eight percent laughing their asses off at the others, copy this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile

If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

(silence.)

(silence.)

(silence.)

(silence.)

(silence.)

So... now, I'm pretty much done.

You can go.

Seriously. I don't mind.

I'm done. Fin, finito, end!!

Leave.

There's nothing else left!!

Good-bye.

(silence.)

(silence.)

(silence.)

(silence.)

(silence).

You're still here, aren't you.

FINE! THEN I'LL LEAVE LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE THAT!!

(door slams as I walk out)

(I walk back in).

Oh, No, You ain't tricking me that easily!

(looks at your face, sighs.)

Fine. You can stay.

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