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The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7038 - Favs: 14,100 - Follows: 16,116 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 320,013 - Reviews: 7823 - Favs: 8,726 - Follows: 9,620 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,930 - Reviews: 2250 - Favs: 5,255 - Follows: 5,711 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Bloodless by Tavina reviews
"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it." A seventeen year old is reborn as Hana Inuzuka, and the world shifts two feet to the left. No one with power stumbles through life with bloodless hands. Still, a girl has to protect her pack somehow, and if that means that I must live with the taste of blood on my tongue then so be it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 80 - Words: 368,481 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 2,679 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 8/22/2017 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Kiba I., Hana I.
It Gets Worse by ack1308 reviews
This is a Taylor Hebert centric story, starting just after the locker. Details after that are sketchy ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 152,972 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 3,073 - Follows: 2,726 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Shadow Stalker, Danny H., Emma B., Madison C. - Complete
Ring-Maker by Lithos Maitreya reviews
Taylor Hebert had a bad day, and came out of it changed. Some parahumans can control bugs. Some can build advanced technology. Some can do unspeakable things to space and time. Taylor can make magic rings, wondrous metals, mysterious weapons, and may not be a parahuman (or, indeed, human) at all.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 119 - Words: 327,334 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 7/3/2017 - Sauron, Skitter, Shadow Stalker
Catch Your Breath by Lang Noi reviews
Inspired by Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine." Ripples turn into waves and crash upon the shores of what is and what could be, and I was just someone else who got pulled under. I didn't realize that even a drowning person makes waves of their own. A SI OC story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 126 - Words: 879,384 - Reviews: 6843 - Favs: 6,810 - Follows: 7,213 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Kakashi H., Hayate G., Obito U., OC
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 309,853 - Reviews: 7509 - Favs: 9,714 - Follows: 10,250 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Sanitize by Sage Thrasher reviews
Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,591 - Reviews: 2935 - Favs: 8,356 - Follows: 9,376 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Batman: Extinction Burst by Michael JG Meathook reviews
The long past childhood trauma Batman converted to passion, fueling his fight for justice, begins to wane. He finally seeks much needed rehabilitation as his ageless battle with the Joker comes to a head as he decides to end the rivalry for good... one way or the other.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,810 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 12/15/2016 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow, Professor Hugo Strange
Ascended Threat by erbkaiser reviews
Complete one shot. Taylor has a terrifying overkill power, she truly is an ascended threat.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/19 - Clockblocker, Shadow Stalker, Armsmaster, Gallant - Complete
Vacate by erbkaiser reviews
Taylor Hebert AU: Taylor has the power to open anything she can perceive as being 'locked'.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 178 - Published: 3/19 - Skitter, Tattletale, Armsmaster
The Shadow of Angmar by Steelbadger reviews
The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 167,653 - Reviews: 4440 - Favs: 10,633 - Follows: 13,004 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P.
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 130,262 - Reviews: 1966 - Favs: 2,653 - Follows: 2,154 - Updated: 11/6/2018 - Published: 4/14/2007
The Witching Hour by Lithos Maitreya reviews
SEQUEL to The Wolf in December. Beacon's second semester begins, and its newest professor is faced with several challenges, not least of which is figuring out exactly what he's teaching. But teaching may be the least of his worries, with the forces now at work across Remnant. A storm is brewing, and Geralt will face it as he always has-with research, preparation, and silver.
Crossover - Witcher & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,706 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 10/23/2018 - Published: 12/1/2016 - Geralt of Rivia, Ruby R., Ozpin, Summer R.
I, Panacea by ack1308 reviews
Amy Dallon is a teenage girl in Brockton Bay. She is better known as the superhero Panacea. She is caught in a robbery at the Brockton Bay Central Bank, and is knocked out. When she wakes up, she's not alone in her head ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 127,069 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,735 - Follows: 2,174 - Updated: 10/1/2018 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Skitter, Tattletale, Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea
Warslayer by JohnDeath reviews
The Halloween episode had a different result, and from it arose champions that will strike fear into all the forces of evil that threaten humanity. Rated M for strong language and violence.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 162,072 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 1,769 - Updated: 9/15/2018 - Published: 11/5/2010
For Love of Magic by Noodlehammer reviews
A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 812,590 - Reviews: 11409 - Favs: 11,303 - Follows: 10,787 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6552 - Favs: 6,415 - Follows: 7,253 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Starry Eyes by helnae reviews
Where a girl finds true friends when she looks within. And where friends see what lies beneath the surface.
Crossover - Worm & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,312 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 2,878 - Follows: 3,217 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Skitter, OC
The Hidden Prodigy by mapplepie reviews
Somehow sent back into the past, Kakashi is given a second chance to relive his childhood. He is determined to make the most of everyday and to fix the horrors of the future, but sometimes simple determination is not enough to save everyone. Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 57 - Words: 113,971 - Reviews: 2880 - Favs: 4,794 - Follows: 5,404 - Updated: 6/20/2018 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Sakumo H., Obito U.
Effloresco Secundus by romanescue reviews
Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 216,750 - Reviews: 4107 - Favs: 6,541 - Follows: 7,547 - Updated: 6/15/2018 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Sakura H., Team Seven
The Corpseman by Hydriatus reviews
He didn't know where he was. But he had faith that He had sent him there for a reason.
Crossover - Marvel & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,810 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 3/22/2018 - Published: 4/7/2014
Queen of Blood by SirWill reviews
Taylor Hebert dies in the locker. Then she wakes up in her grave, changed. Powerful. With faint memories of a life not her own. And why does she dream of a castle in the mountains?
Crossover - Castlevania & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 107 - Words: 386,791 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 2,615 - Follows: 2,129 - Updated: 2/25/2018 - Published: 12/29/2015 - Complete
Stuck in a Landslide by Kingly Crimson reviews
With the Doomslayer being transported to the Chaos Realms after a scuffle with a revived Cyberdemon, It is now time for everyone to give their condolences. To the Demons of course. Warnings: Rated M for Sexual Themes in some Chapters as well as a lot of Blood and gore. (What did you expect. It's a Doom crossover with Warhammer for crying out loud!)
Crossover - Warhammer & Doom - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,083 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 2/24/2018 - Published: 11/20/2016 - Daemons, Eldar, Grey Knights, Doomguy
I'm HALPING! by ack1308 reviews
When a stranger comes to Brockton Bay with the intention of HALPING, things are going to get interesting ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 66,091 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 1/21/2018 - Published: 7/17/2016 - Shadow Stalker, OC, Emma B., Madison C.
A Finely Honed Blade by ensou reviews
What would you do if you could see death? If you'd touched emptiness itself, had it invade your soul, infest your mind, and whisper in your ear, telling you how to kill anything? How would you handle knowing you could never not see, never not comprehend the end of everything? Because for Taylor, that's reality, and there are no easy answers. Kara no Kyoukai influences.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,185 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 3,633 - Follows: 4,009 - Updated: 9/25/2017 - Published: 5/15/2016 - Skitter, Tattletale, Panacea
Monsters in Her Mind: Sleeper Saga by Aldrian Kyrrith reviews
Sequel to Monsters in Her Mind (please read that first if you haven't). In the ruin of Brockton Bay, Cauldron investigates and the Sleeper has a role to play.
Crossover - Cthulhu Mythos & Worm - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,067 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 12/24/2016
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3372 - Favs: 6,039 - Follows: 7,587 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Records of Change by Midnakdak reviews
With no familiar summone Louise comes to terms with the fact that she will have to teach herself. Still, leaving school means entering adulthood; marriage and politics included.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,380 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/29/2017 - Published: 2/9/2015
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4607 - Favs: 12,736 - Follows: 14,072 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Sticks and Stones by WhenEver Possible reviews
Will break my bones, but words will change the world. A member of Team 7 has had to deal with a voice in their head for their entire life, how much can words change the ninja world? An SI you haven't read before
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,326 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 3,107 - Follows: 3,442 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Sakura H.
Abyss Given Form by 6thfloormadness reviews
The QA shard decides to give Taylor control over something a bit more powerful than mere bugs.
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,930 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 3/4/2017 - Published: 10/8/2016 - Skitter
The Monsters in Her Mind by Aldrian Kyrrith reviews
Taylor Hebert and Yog-Sothoth: two sides of a coin. How long will it be before the human and the nightmare begin to merge? How long can Taylor fend off the abyss?
Crossover - Cthulhu Mythos & Worm - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,093 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Skitter, Tattletale - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7690 - Favs: 13,435 - Follows: 14,348 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
The Wolf in December by Lithos Maitreya reviews
Geralt, having followed Ciri into another world, steps into a monster's hut and changes the lives of the Xiao Long/Rose family forever. Now if only he could find HIS daughter too.
Crossover - Witcher & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,990 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 11/2/2016 - Published: 8/26/2016 - Geralt of Rivia, Ruby R., Summer R. - Complete
King Takes Knight's Pawns by 6thfloormadness reviews
One-shot. The Slaughterhouse Nine come to Brockton Bay and meet an unexpected parahuman.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 119 - Published: 10/15/2016 - Jack Slash, Crawler - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7027 - Favs: 13,785 - Follows: 11,266 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Hammer Time by 6thfloormadness reviews
Taylor gets a more Brutish power while in the locker. It's not as straightforward a power as she would wish so testing is required.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,355 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 8/16/2016 - Skitter, Assault - Complete
Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 611,984 - Reviews: 9288 - Favs: 6,760 - Follows: 5,300 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC - Complete
Out of the Unknown by axellon2008 reviews
Naruto discovers a crashed starship outside his village and his life is forever changed. Under the unorthodox tutelage of a Sith Lord's spirit, he will learn the technology and history of a larger galaxy that he, and no one else from his planet, ever knew existed.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 636,110 - Reviews: 2928 - Favs: 3,988 - Follows: 3,587 - Updated: 5/21/2016 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Naruto U.
A Voice Across the Void by Zoltan Berrigomo reviews
A padawan comes across an ancient Sith holocron during an archaeological field trip and keeps the discovery secret from his masters.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,676 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 5/20/2016 - Published: 10/6/2014 - Complete
Free from Force by Haxong reviews
Darth Vader, the Chosen One of the force, makes a choice in the moment of his death and travels back in time to the beginning. This time, he will be his own Master. Stranded on Tattoine he decides to take in young Anakin and together with him prevent some of the bloodshed that is to come. There is only one problem: Vader is still very much a Sith and bloodshed is just so much fun.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 250,256 - Reviews: 1976 - Favs: 2,817 - Follows: 2,027 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 4/8/2015 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Through the Veil Strangely by littlewhitecat reviews
When Sirius falls through the Veil in the Department of Mysteries Harry attempts to nose-dive after him. A strange encounter for Harry radically changes his world view;why worry about a Dark Lord when there's a good book to explore?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,340 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,735 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Complete
Déjà vu no Jutsu by Vixen Tail reviews
Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 572,601 - Reviews: 2484 - Favs: 7,251 - Follows: 3,892 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Shikaku N., OC] - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 7,871 - Follows: 3,116 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
A Dragon in Winter by Lavanya Six reviews
One of the strongest pyrokinetics ever seen, now rusticating in semi-retirement following the tragedy of Kyushu... Iroh just wanted to run a quiet teashop.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 177 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Iroh, Bakuda - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6190 - Favs: 11,401 - Follows: 7,900 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Beyond the Outer Gate Lies by gabriel blessing reviews
Harry Dresden had thought he'd seen it all. So had the voice inside his head for that matter. But when one of his all too typical wild weekends ends up with him stranded far outside the Outer Gates, beyond the stretch of even creation itself, he finds out that there are other things out there, laying in wait. Still doesn't make it any easier to make rent on time though...
Crossover - Dresden Files & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 140,107 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 3,765 - Follows: 3,377 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 5149 - Favs: 9,821 - Follows: 5,814 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Every Silver Lining has its Cloud by Diresquirrel reviews
Forgotten Realms Crossover Buffy is late in stopping Angelus and most of Sunnydale is pulled into Acathla's portal ending up in the Nether Mountains in northern Faerun. Warnings for occasional naughty words, heavy violence, and gnomes.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 242,902 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 3/11/2010
Inquisitor Carrow and the GodEmperorless Heathens by littlewhitecat reviews
The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 9,102 - Follows: 4,243 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 4,571 - Follows: 1,738 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2396 - Favs: 8,382 - Follows: 5,060 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9409 - Favs: 24,080 - Follows: 9,578 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 8,282 - Follows: 1,990 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Knowledge is Power by RobSt reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 3711 - Favs: 9,878 - Follows: 4,019 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 3,770 - Follows: 1,753 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6267 - Favs: 15,896 - Follows: 5,442 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
A Year with Q by Morena Evensong reviews
Q loses a bet with his son. Now he must pretend to be a sixth year student at Hogwarts without using any of his powers. How will Hogwarts react to the new student? Will Q survive the year? x-over with Star Trek: TNG and Voyager.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 154,373 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Q
Hellblazer: Hogwarts by Camwyn reviews
Sometimes, life bashes you upside the head with a brick in a sock. Hogwarts is about to get its latest Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, a man cast adrift from his native world- a man named John Constantine.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,555 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 7/24/2004
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 4,128 - Follows: 834 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Physical Education by Adrian Tullberg reviews
New P.E. Teacher arrives. A short crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005
Jedi Harris by The Dark Scribbler reviews
Xander goes for a rather different costume at Halloween. May the force be with him? Chapter 28 is here.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 239,128 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 5/17/2004
An Angel by Abby1 reviews
An injured Angel is taken to County Hospital for treatment - ER crossover
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2001