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Trick Stair by
Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blessed Ruins by
Obsidian Angel reviews
He brought his mouth down to her ear. To everyone else it looked like he was biting it. Leaning a good portion of his weight on her, he hissed, 'My ruin is my blessing, Miss Granger, now you free me from it.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,186 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Ourobouros by
OlympiaManet2003 reviews
A tale of moral relativism and baked goods. Parody. SSHG, BLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,185 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Knee Trembler by
Lux Aeterna reviews
Hermione discovers that after a night of spectacular drunkeness she's pregnant with Draco's child. Witness the horror of well... everyone, count the number of people who pass out and behold the amusement of everybody else! Rated R for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,793 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 4/24/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.