Swordsmistress
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Joined 03-23-04, id: 559581
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Hi! All you people out there reading my bio, I am the world's greatest procrastinator! I have finally started my first story after being on fanfiction for about a year already. I love Harry Potter! I can't wait for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince to come out in Canada, since I have been waiting for it forever! J.K. Rowling is one of my favourite authors, as well as Terry Pratchett, Eoin Colfer, Terry Goodkind, Mercedes Lackey, and so many more I can't remember them all! I have some of my favourite quotes to add as well, as soon as I find the sheet I wrote them down on. Did I mention that I lose everything I own? Oh I forgot, I also love Jennifer Crusie (she's the best!), but I lost Faking It, the only book I have of hers that I haven't read one thousand times. Woe is me!

Finally, I have my first chapter online! If you love it, review! If you hate it, review!

Swordsmistress' Quotes

"Cogito, ergo sum" - I think, therefore I am (some random dude who I can't recall at this moment)

"You are my little lads and I will take care of you!" ( Sargeant Polly Perks; Monstrous Regiment- by Terry Pratchett)

"Stay back Human; you don't know what you're dealing with!" (Captain Holly Short; Artemis Fowl- by Eoin Colfer)

"I'm just in it for the cheap thrill. We low-born women are like that." (Sophie Dempsey; Welcome To Temptation- by Jennifer Crusie)

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Of Cowards and Heroes by Laren Goldstar reviews
AU James grabbed Lily’s arm and yanked her roughly to him. “You take that back, Evans,” he hissed. “Take that back.” If James never actually died but Harry still grew up with the Dursleys, where has James been? JPLE, JPOC NEW CHAPTER UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,429 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 3/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Finding Normal by SaxonnyRETURNS reviews
Logan self-appoints himself protector as Marie recovers from an experiment gone wrong. Together they ask themselves: what is normal?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,782 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue
Chemistry for Werewolves 101 by Laren Goldstar reviews
CHAP21UP!Dumbledore's muggle goddaughter is staying at Grimmauld Place; Remus is about to learn that muggles really can be very, very interesting people...pls r&r! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,611 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Remus L. - Complete
Snape Gets His by clarity reviews
A new arrival to Hogwarts provides some interesting moments- Hermione, now a student teacher, realises she can kick Snape's butt, and Snape realises he likes the kicking. Complete (Finally) Thanks and bye.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 217,180 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 4/30/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Auror's Survival Guide reviews
As Voldemort's power grows and times change, Ginevra Weasley goes to Draco Malfoy with a strange request. New loyalties are formed and old ones are broken. Something wicked this way comes!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W.