Amber Talamasca
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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Avatar.

Hmm.. so I'm supposed to write a bit about myself here.

Let's see, I'm 38 years old (eeps), I'm a network planning, firebreathing, lesbian, single, geekish, gaming, maker redhead who's way too tall and suffers from a reading addiction.

idea's that are floating around my head, for possible twilight fanfics:

1:

Kristen Steward has just come out as a lesbian in the real world. During acting for Twilight the Movie she gets transported into the Twilight world. So now we have a lovesick Edward who's love interest isn't interested in him anymore. We got Kirsten walking around at first thinking its a practical joke from her co-actors, but she'll have to deal with living amongst real vampires. She'll have a crush on Alice, who's still matched up with Jasper and finally, she'll have way too much knowledge of whats going to happen (and more of a backbone then the original Bella did).

This one is picked up by WhiteWolfie3000 and can be be found under the title of:

"Thrown Into The Twilight Ocean Without a Manual"

2:

Bella is fed up with Edward continuously pushing the conversation of her change to "later". They return from Italy and Bella will not believe that he actually loves as long as their love has an expiration date.

3:

Jake kisses Bella in New Moon, she struggles but he doesn't let go, she hits him and he laughs in her face as she breaks her hand on him. I don't know, but that always felt a might bit too much like rape to me. What if Bella wouldn't forgive Jake? What if she'd actually frame him into confessing what happened on tape. Her father is the chief of police after all. Charlie gets involved in the supernatural world a lot earlier, and this action gets him a lot more pro-Edward then he was in the books.

idea's 2 and 3 might be mixed into one story i guess, where she develops the backbone in 3 to do what is needed in 2.

4: (actually, this is an avatar fanfic, not twilight)

Jake had a sister instead of a brother. Most of the storyline will remain the same, yes (s)he'll still get together with Neytiri, but a lot will be focussed on Jake having repressed TG feelings all his life, not even admitting to himself. Why was Jake such a badass marine? he tried to proof to himself that he actually was male, pushing himself further and further, slowly killing his own spirit as he does everything he considers stereotypically male. When he gets the Avatar offer he feels both very insulted that they offer it to him, and strangely intrigued.

Ok.. Something else entirely.

I know this is old news and such, but it's been annoying me for a while. Even though I would've preferred Bella falling for Alice instead (I mean, have you seen those two together? come on!), giving up her humanity for her love was supposed to be a very bad love story, and ginny/harry was such an example of how it should've been.

I mean.. read that last line again would you? Here, I'll help. Ginny/Harry was an example of how it should've been.

Harry.. The-Boy-Who-Hates-To-Be-Famous (and hates to be hyphenated) falls in love with the number one fangirl. Sure she tries to become his "friend" later on, but still with the goal of bagging the boy who lived. She is everything he detests about fame, but because she single mindedly went after him she got him in the end. I'm not buying it. Arthur needed some help in the form of a love potion to love Molly. They don't quite come out and say it, but how could Ginny/Harry have happened without a love potion? I have no clue to be honest.

On that same vein, how did Hermoine/Ron happen without a serious dose of love potions? Hermoine the smartest which of her age being forced into the role of, well, Molly. Cause can you see Ron ever doing that part of the household and chores? I can not.

Even J.K. Rowling has eventually admitted that Ron and Hermoine should not have gotten together.

So a better love story than twilight? Hell no. Now Harry/Hermoine, yes, that would've been a better love story. Those two are on equal yet different footing, complementing each other nicely. She has the knowledge, tact and planning abilities, he has the raw power and quick thinking when in a stressful situation.

But isn't a great love story about being blinded by love? Look at Romeo and Juliet for example. The most romantic love story ever, yet what a bunch of fuckwits they are, killing themselves, poisoning themselves when they think the other's dead.

I am nowhere near claiming that Twilight is a GOOD love story. It's entertaining. There is also so much wrong with the plot that each and every fanfic writer has tried their best to improve on it. The two things I hate most about Twilight? Edward and Jacob. And no, thats not just because I want to see Bella/Alice. Bella/Jasper also make awesome stories. Because Jasper is an empath, and actually LISTENS to what Bella wants.

Anyway, rant over. Twilight is not an awesome love story. Neither is Harry Potter though. But I guess that is why I love fanfiction about them. Fixing the writers wrongs.

Love,

Amber Talamasca

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Story Ideas and Coming Soons by DaSalvatore reviews
This is the place where I'll be posting ideas that will end up actual stories once I complete current projects. The chapters might be first drafts that end up fundamentally changed or finished pieces that kick off a new story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,777 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 9/13/2017
Harry Potter and the new world by Sapphire and Emeralds reviews
He won. He won, but the second blood war destroyed the world, an in reality, he had lost everything. Finally time to reunite with his family he instead finds himself in the past where his alternative self is a girl...and it somehow has made him one to? Fem!Harry/Tonks/Hermione. MOD, Powerful, Intelligent Harry! Warning: Many spelling and grammatical errors.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,947 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 12/8/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks
She Who Turns Time by QueenCorbeau reviews
A woman Minerva loves. A wish Hermione has to reunite them. A plan that seemed perfectly simple, but turned out to be more complicated than the brightest witch of her age could ever have imagined. Meddling with time can be quite hazardous. MM/HG romantic. Femmeslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 223,944 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 12/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Hermione G., Minerva M.]
Atonement by Arrow Straight reviews
People rally to a just man, as Umbridge finds when the DA follows Harry to arrest her and demand that the Wizengamot try her for torture. When Dumbledore seeks atonement in battle against Voldemort Harry inherits his power and his responsibilities. Harry must learn to wield those powers in a world where law and justice have powerful enemies and many must atone for injustice done.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 160,238 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 1,544 - Updated: 10/28/2018 - Published: 2/24/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Chosen Ones by arturus reviews
Born thousands of years apart 2 children of prophecy are thrown together after a cosmic accident. Paul Atreides is just beginning his journey while an emotionally scarred Harry has completed his and found that his life is still not his own. Beta read by XRaiderV1. Cover Image courtesy of Jonn Wolfe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dune - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 187,500 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 7/1/2018 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Harry P.
The Lady of Slytherin-Dark Beginnings by Nemesis13 reviews
Lillith Potter, The-Girl-Who-Lived, appears before Severus Snape bleeding and broken at the age of six. Determined to protect his dead friends daughter from sharing her mothers fate he raises her to be brutally pragmatic, viciously opportunistic, and violently protective of those she loves with the help of the Black Sisters. Dad!Snape, Mentor!Bellatrix, DarkFem!Harry, Third Year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 176,097 - Reviews: 2149 - Favs: 3,795 - Follows: 4,358 - Updated: 1/10/2018 - Published: 1/10/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Severus S.
A Witch and an Amazon Walk into a Bar by Philosophize reviews
At the end of 5th year, Remus whisks Rose Potter away to America to rest and decompress, far from the demands of wizarding Britain. In Las Vegas, she meets someone else dealing with serious personal problems: Diana Prince, aka Wonder Woman. The two get drunk together, and the next morning they find that they made bad decisions while inebriated. Or maybe not so bad after all?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wonder Woman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 193,683 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 2,102 - Updated: 12/2/2017 - Published: 6/3/2017 - [Harry P., Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman] Hermione G. - Complete
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 2074 - Favs: 10,827 - Follows: 10,990 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
Son of Potter, Daughter of Black by DaSalvatore reviews
Harry felt he had lost his chance at family after watching Sirius fly away only for his godfather to show up during the summer. Sirius teaches Harry what he needs to know, helping him become the true Lord Potter. Then the Tri-Wiz comes and the deepest, darkest secret of the Marauders is revealed - Harry was born the daughter of Lily and Sirius. Eventual Fem!HarryxTonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 283,196 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 4,259 - Follows: 5,104 - Updated: 8/6/2017 - Published: 12/6/2015 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Sirius B., Narcissa M.
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 376,980 - Reviews: 5569 - Favs: 10,639 - Follows: 11,381 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
Blood Solstice by Hollow Pages reviews
AU. With two twisted vampires hunting her down for the past four months, Bella thought her life was forfeit. That is, until she accidentally stumbled into the home of a future seeing vampire waiting for her forever. Alice/Bella. Rated T for language and violence. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 87 - Words: 534,813 - Reviews: 3338 - Favs: 1,861 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 2/16/2017 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Thrown Into The Twilight Ocean by WhiteWolfie3000 reviews
Kristen Stewart has just come out as a lesbian in the real world. During acting for Twilight movie she gets sucked into the Twilight world. First she thinks it's a practical joke from her co-actors, but what happens when she realises it's all real and falls for a wrong vampire? And what will she do with all her future knowledge? Will she play along or be herself? femslash Bella/?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,560 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 3/25/2016 - Bella
Effects and Side Effects by Pheonix Dawn reviews
Voldemort didn't like what happened at the Department of Mysteries and viewed the connection as a liability he could no longer afford. The steps he took changed Harry's life forever, and set him on the path to victory. Fem Harry. Harry.Multi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 453,769 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 4,385 - Follows: 4,839 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P.
My Son the Wizard by savya398 reviews
After his first year at Hogwarts Harry discovers a startling truth that throws him into an entirely new world. He finds a new family and a new home that drastically changes his life for the better, if not crazier. After all when you're the son of Tony Stark, the one and only Iron Man, life is bound to be interesting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 171,472 - Reviews: 2940 - Favs: 9,616 - Follows: 11,631 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Heroes Rising by RGZ Archer reviews
After the defeat of the Yokai, life returns to normal for the people of San Fransokyo. But how long can it remain that way? A story of life and death, discovery and defeat, young love and loss, watch as this group of (not so) normal collage students are thrown into a new world, one of their own creation.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,556 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/9/2015 - Published: 1/15/2015 - [GoGo Tomago, Hiro Hamada]
Evermore Experience by DeJean Smith reviews
Bella Swan receives an invitation to the exclusive Evermore Experience, an in-depth immersion summer program where she plans to fully explore 19th century England, but fate has other plans for her once she arrives. A mostly AU story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 161,112 - Reviews: 2196 - Favs: 1,995 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't look back in Anger by RobSt reviews
Can some angry words change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,102 - Reviews: 4890 - Favs: 6,591 - Follows: 4,790 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Comfortable by Kitty Kinney reviews
This story is about Harry Potter feeling uncomfortable in his own skin, and took the steps to become comfortable. Gender Altered Harry. Dumbledore Bashing. Eventual Harry/{Secret}. (cover image is taken from public domain)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,904 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 11/15/2014
Can You Look At Me Now? by Mrs.JWhitlock-Hale reviews
Three years after Bella's horrible break up with Edward the Cullens come back and things are not how they used to be and wont be the same again. Alot of things have changed. Life, Love, and Lemons to come.JasxBella,EmmxRose,Alicex?,Edwardx? (Character death within this story)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,340 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Harry Potter and the Lightning Scar by questionablequotation reviews
After the disastrous end of Harry's third year, Sirius and Remus scheme to lift Harry's spirits by sending him to the United States to learn to be an animagus. In the process, he ends up learning the truth about his infamous scar and how to fight his war. Word Count: 109,175, not counting Author's Notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 128,854 - Reviews: 1913 - Favs: 5,357 - Follows: 2,810 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Firefly by Araceil reviews
FINISHED. When they went to sleep, they hoped of a better future. But with Gaia insane and Magic as dead as his friends, Harry has no reason to stay. Escape and exist was all he had in mind when he stowed away on a ship to Pandora. Not another war. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,475 - Reviews: 2655 - Favs: 6,256 - Follows: 4,206 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P., Tsu'tey - Complete
The Challenge of the Goblet by Luan Mao reviews
Harry knew that Fourth Year was going to be a challenge. It was almost like he'd seen it before. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 340 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
To Love My Enemy by IamTheAlleyCat reviews
AU/OOC. Everything she knows, everything she believes in, turns out to be a pile of lies. Having lost everything, she moves to Forks in search of answers. He is the thing that walks in the dark; she is the one girl in all the world. How can you kill your enemy when you love them? 2nd place Best C/B in the Non-Canon Awards. WINNER Best Cullen Lovin' in Emerging Swan Awards 2012.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 194,687 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Twilight Forever by Cindra reviews
One year after Breaking Dawn. Bella, Edward, and their family get a taste of Caius' payback and Bella's faced with something that will either make her stronger or that will forever tear her apart. AU/OOC/HEA story not canon by any means! (Undergoing revision)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 333,227 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 3/16/2010 - [Bella, Edward] Renesmee C./Nessie, OC - Complete
Star Tiger by Lestat Giovanni reviews
Bella is not human. When she moves to Forks, she brings a lot of danger that will be directed at one powerful enemy to save Earth's first Sen creatures. Alice's been waiting 100 years for her soulmate, and she's about to meet her. Previously Queen Ferren.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,164 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Alice, Bella
Like Vines by hawkend reviews
Suffering from a medical condition, Bella is forced to move back home to continue treatment. It's there that old wounds are reopened, and only a certain someone can help her heal. AU Bellice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,458 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Bella, Alice
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13636 - Favs: 8,606 - Follows: 6,361 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Uncertain Future by AngelicOne77 reviews
2 years after Edward and the Cullens left. Bella is ready to embrace her future. Are the Cullens still meant to be a part of that future and if so which ones? Non-canon pairings, M for future content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,826 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Vampire and WerewolfVampire? Can it work? by TheKnightMayor reviews
Mostly Vampire! Bella is a half wolf half vampire. What happens when school is back in session and the Cullens come to town? This is a Bellice. Most canon couples. A/B and eventually J/Ed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 60,265 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Alice, Bella
The Last Mile by catonspeed reviews
8yrs from NM bday party aftermath: It's the final nail in the coffin & Bella is running south after bad news. Where has she been? Meeting the last person she expected to find on the desert roads of Texas, is her life ending or just beginning? Jasper/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,729 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,415 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Fighting the Crimson by The Echo Theory reviews
On Hiatus, sorry I don't think that I've done Bellice justice with this story. I'm not ending it, simply stepping back to assess my work and try to figure out where I want this to go. Thank everyone who's reviewed or set alerts or favorited this story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,685 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Alice, Bella
Blood and a Little Mistletoe by irishmystery reviews
Bella is celebrating Christmas with the Cullens on Christmas Eve and has a special gift for Alice.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
To Be With You by kurokage12 reviews
What if Bella wasn't fully human when she arrived at Forks. What if she had met Alice and they fell in love before she left. Now the only thing keeping them apart is Bella's family. The story of how love concurred all.I don't own Twilight/other songs ect.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Alice, Bella
The Edge by fembuck reviews
One night when Edward is out hunting, Alice drops by Bella’s room to keep her company. Only, things don’t go quite as planned. Sequel to "Golden Slumber". Alice/Bella, Bella/Alice, femslash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 170,989 - Reviews: 1727 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Twilight, Edward Style by Edwardsrighthandman reviews
What would Twilight be like if Edward was the human, and Bella the vampire living with the Cullens? What things from the original Twilight story would remain the same? What things would be changed completely? AU. M for a few choice words. Nothing explicit
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,896 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Bella
Within The Darkness by bellaklutz2010 reviews
Will Bella survive? What will Rosalie do now? Will Kyle still be a vampire? Continuation the beloved story "The Secret Compartment". Rated T becase I am paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,170 - Reviews: 2107 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
With the Eyes of a Vampire by Temeraire00 reviews
“And I am ready,” I said and held his gaze. He leaned in again, his lips reached my neck and he breathed out once more, “I love you,” before his teeth punctured my skin and he very slowly sucked away at my human blood. BellaEdward fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,061 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007
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True to yourself reviews
A "what if" retelling of Avatar. What if Jake's wheelchair wasn't his only problem? What if it wasn't Tom that should've gone to Pandora but Jake's twin sister Jill? May change rating to M later for TG and F/ themes.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Jake S., Neytiri
Thank you, Edward reviews
This is what I think should have happened when Edward left Bella in New Moon. Bella is finally standing up for herself. One-shot/Bellice
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
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