
Author has written 1 story for Doctor Who.
Basically, I'm a male who's half way through my second year at 6th form, and I read a hell of a lot.
My favourite subjects are English Language and German, but they aren't the only languages I want to learn. I want to learn too many languages, really...
In 6th Form I study: English Language, German, Sociology,and World Development, but last year I studied Biology... It did not go well...
I want to visit at least 1 country from every continent, and would like to be a journalist when I'm older.
Top 10 Book Series
OK... I had a list here, but I realise there's too many to choose from... So, let's just say there's a lot...
I also watch a lot of TV shows (especially 90's shows), and films too, although not so many of these...
Top 10 TV Programmes
1) Charmed
2) Wild at Heart
3) Doctor Who
4) H2O: Just Add Water
5) Cardcaptors
6) Ghost Whisperer
7) Digimon
8) Avatar: The Last Airbender
9) Skins
10) Hustle
And I love most Comedies too
Top 10 Films (Series)
1) Alice in Wonderland (2010)
2) The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride
3) The 'Ice Age' Trilogy
4) The 'Shrek' Quartet
5) Stardust
6) Mulan
7) Inkheart
8) The 'Harry Potter' Series
9) How to Train Your Dragon
10) The Mummy 3: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Finally, the only sport that I really like is ice skating, and I do the Duke of Edinburgh Award... If there's anything else you want to know, ask away
If I ever get round to posting on here, I hope you enjoy any story I may write
Quotes
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
You KNOW you're an author if...
You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Would you like to go to this school?')
You live off of sugar (the greatest thing ever discovered!), and also caffeine (Tea in particular for me)
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though a LOT of ink cartridges)
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you giggled for no apparent reason a loooong time ago.
You know you're obsessed with Harry Potter when...
- You have pointed something at someone and shouted EXPELLIARMUS! (or any spell, really).
- You know most of the spells in the book by heart.
- When you see someone that looks like a character (e.g. a man with a long grey beard), you get really excited.
- Instead of trying to say normal tongue-twisters, you say "babbling, bumbling, band of baboons" really fast.
- You know all the beautiful people in the world are really just part veela.
- You actually take the advice of Sirius Black & Albus Dumbledore to heart.
- If someone says "You are too cool for school" to you, you reply "Yeah, but I'm perfect for Hogwarts."
- When someone does something you don't approve of, you call them a "filthy muggle" or similar, but never "mudblood".
- When you're surprised, you shout "MERLIN'S BEARD!" or "MERLIN'S PANTS!"
- When you see a snowy owl, you thing "OMG, it's Hedwig!"
- When bored in school, you have contemplated "doing a Weasley" and flying off on your broom to better places.
- You have worn a wizard hat at some time other than Halloween.
- You fully intend to have an epic Potter movie marathon when all 8 movies are out on DVD & have started planning ing already.
- You've played the Harry Potter computer games.
- You get angry when Twilight is described as "the new Harry Potter", and think that the person should face a hex as a punishment for being so absurd.
- When bored in school, you have given each of your lessons & teachers a Hogwarts equivalent.
- You think Quidditch is a million times superior to football.
- You have thought at least once how much easier life would be with floo powder or broomsticks as transport.
- When something is too far away to reach, you always try "accio", even though you know it's useless.
- You were incredibly upset on your 11th birthday & are still convinced that your parents hid your letter of acceptance.
- Whenever anyone says the word elf, you automatically think Dobby, Winky or Kreacher.
- You'd happily marry either Luna or Neville.
- You have always wanted to try a pumpkin pasty.
- You want a pet Hippogriff or a ginger cat to call Crookshanks.
- Whenever you see Timothy Spall on TV, you ALWAYS think "It's Peter Pettigrew!"
- You have at least one Potter poster.
- You jump every time the inferi comes out of the lake when watching Half Blood Prince, even though you know it's coming.
- When someone mentions something suspicious, you dreamily say "I suspect nargles or wrackspurts are behind it..."
- You're extremley jealous of Ginny Weasley or another character because of who they're dating.
- You have done wizarding fancy dress at some point.
- When opening a note from one of your friends you mutter "I solemnly swear I am up to no good."
- When closing the note you say "Mischief managed".
- You daydream about how much better life at Hogwarts would be when you are bored at school.
- You always think about platform 9 and 3/4 when you are at Kings Cross station.
- The Burrow or Grimmauld Place is your dream house.
- Fred & George would be your idea of brilliant brothers.
- You think Neville Longbottom is an absolute legend.
- You pronounce S.P.E.W as "spew" even though you know it would drive Hermonie mad.
- You think of the Hogwarts express when on the train.
- You have made an unbreakable vow with one of your friends, with a witness and everything.
- You want a black snuggie so you can pretend you are at Hogwarts (or some actual robes of course).
- You're suspicious when you see more than one spider at a time. You wouldn't ever follow them though...
- You were really proud of the moment you said "Voldemort" without shuddering.
- You cried at more than one point when reading the books.
- If you haven't already, attending the Potter theme park in Florida is your life ambition.
- You have a wand.
- The Deathly Hallows release excites you way more than most other people you know.
- You've pre-booked your Deathly Hallows tickets already and are hysterical.
- You think Sirius/Lupin/Hagrid being your uncle/godfather would actually be the best thing ever.
- Your 17th birthday was/will be the best thing ever as you can legally perform magic out of school.
- You cried when Dobby or Hedwig died.
- You read "do do do do do do doooo dooooo" as the HP theme tune.
- You have/want one of the house scarves.
- Whenever you see gingers, you know they're Weasleys.
- You quote the books/films at muggles & squibs constantly.
- You've drawn a Potter scar on yourself.
- You raise a wand/straw at Dumbledore's death scene in the Half Blood Prince.
- You just can't understand when people aren't enthusiastic about Harry Potter.
Friends
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...
...Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.
(Because if there was no insanity, there would be no authors, and we'd have to find some other site to visit.)
Copy & Pastes
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your view on Harry Potter is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
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If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste.
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If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you have been on YouTube for more than 5 hours, paste this in your profile
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
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SUPPORT THE BUNNY!
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