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Joined 10-30-11, id: 3386518, Profile Updated: 09-21-18
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

SUP... Okay so here's the low-down. I write these shitty naruto fanfics that people for some reason read and I write other fics with my friend but we're both lazy jerks who let people down and don't write. I actually have a lot of free time but it's hard to continue a fic after like months of not writing so like maybe I will, maybe I won't. Like I still have plans for my stories its just writing is so long and time consuming. Now you all are probably like, "What? No, just write your crappy story so I can read it on public transit and weird people out with my giggles," and in response to that I'm like, "Whoa! Chill out. Give me time and I'll write it!" but you all are like, "It's been over a year you asshole." And I'm like, "Yeah...yeah it has. but like I have a life." and you all are like, "Are you implying we don't have lives." and I'm like, "No. I'm just saying I don't have time anymore." and you all are like, "Oh. So that's it then?" And I'm like, "No... I still want to write it..." And you all are like, "Ugh just say you're done or update, don't string us along." And I'm like, "Fine. I'll update Pen Pals with some new chapters soon."

Star Sign: I am a Taurus and if you mess with the bull you'll get the horns! Not really... I'm quite passive and try to be sweet and understanding. Well in my opinion. Today I woke up to a text that just said "You." and was a picture of a line of text that read, "me, introducing myself: it is i, your local asshole". So I mean maybe I'm kind, maybe I'm an ass? I don't know.

Other stuff: ...I'm pretty weird, random, perverted, swear a lot, and have issues with eating everything (seriously I chew my sleeves and mouth if there isn't food in front of me).

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When Gods Go Criminally Insane by LinzRW reviews
Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 207,744 - Reviews: 3820 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Tell them I was still alive when you saw me by TheRoseandtheDagger reviews
For the sake of her life, she had to forget... everything. Now, her birthright calls and all the pitfalls it entails. With the enemy that destroyed her family knocking on the gates, will Sakura prevail? Extremely Mature scenes and situations Warning
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 244,695 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Always tie your shoe laces by messers-peaches reviews
Sakura is new to hidden leaf high and she never ties her shoe laces so what problames can she get into? And the moral of this story is always tie your shoe laces unless you want to be saved by a hunky hunk! then dont. akatsuki x sakura *fluff*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
New Beginning by Ketsueki no Kuki reviews
"Haruno Sakura, welcome to Akatsuki.""What's up sexy?" "Mind if i take a bite of you un?""You're the girl who killed me.""Hn.""Let's go have sex pinky!""She should pay us.""Good to have another girl, we can fun mmhmm.""I wanna eat you.""TOBI LIKE YOU!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,344 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Remember? by OmgItsPocky reviews
When people are lonely or under pressure, they will often speak out to their parents, friends or someone they can trust. But for Sakura, she would rather talk to a man who dresses as a hotdog for his job. "Mr. Sausage, are you a pedophile?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,328 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Catch Me If You Can by thesonicwizard reviews
Dean and Cas are two world renowned serial killers, and begin a game of cat and mouse, leaving each other messages in their victims, winking/waving at each other on security cameras. Eventually, it's going to come to a head when they both pick the same victim; Sam Winchester. Inspired by a post from therangerofthenorth on tumblr.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Moments by PropsAD reviews
Each chapter is a moment out of Sasuke and Sakura's life together, starting as toddlers. Read the Intro for more information. T to be safe. If you review with chapter ideas, I might make it into a chapter :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,682 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Love, Lies, and Male Modeling by GeekCheerleader reviews
AU Due to an unfortunate circumstance involving her best friend, Sakura Haruno will be pretending to be a male model. However, when the other models get interested, what is this cross dressing heroine to do? MultiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,735 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Sakura H.
School sweet hell by june12 reviews
Sakura Haruno is not your nerd to mess with. Join her as she goes to a new school where she'll meet people, maybe friends and...love? Oh well. Rated T for Hidan's language and Tobi's cuteness :D First fic, please be gentle with me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,924 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Fear of Falling by Orange Sherbet reviews
Tsunade's finally decided to do something about Sakura's irrational fear of men. She can only hope that her little girl won't lose all innocence at Konoha's Academy for Boys. "Sasuke...why are my tampons in your room?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,507 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Sakura H.
9 lives by Ducki3s Day reviews
My kitty has 9 lives.But he dies inside so I can't say bye to his fireflies. NaruHina poem
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Goodbye Apathy by OmgItsPocky reviews
Everyone thought he was a troublemaker when he transferred into KonohaHigh. He frowns a lot, never smiles. He's quiet, never talks. He will never let anyone enters his world. Unless you are a girl with short pink hair, that would be a different story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,010 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2715 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Scrumdidileeumptious by BitterSweetCrimson reviews
[SakuxAkatsuki AU] She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys* [Rated for language only. Currently updating all chapters, will complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 194,970 - Reviews: 3023 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
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Pen Pals reviews
Sakura Haruno was the most popular girl at Konaha High, that changes fast when she becomes the class "slut". She then decides to create a blog about her life. Finding all the friends and jerks she needs on her blog, including a best friend, a jerk, a good advice giver and others. Will she find love also; what happens when she meets them. SakuraXAkatsuki. Rated T for Hidan and Inner
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,152 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
It Sort of Happens reviews
We all know the feeling of those extremely awkward moments that you don't know how to deal with. Well so do Naruto characters, watch as Hidan deals with a pimple, Hidan finds out he has std's, my messed up version of Asuma finding out Kuranai's pregnant, and much more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012
Stolen Property reviews
A series of oneshots where the Akatsuki and Sakura steal stuff. From a kangaroo to more private, immature, or just messed up things. Rated mature for adult scenerios and verbarity verbal hillarity AkatsukiXSakura?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki