OhDeerGod
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Joined 08-06-15, id: 7012138, Profile Updated: 08-06-15

Hi there, I'm OhDeerGod (I apologize about my stupid name, but it makes me laugh).

I'm a little bit sociopath, and I'm not joking about that. I'm a bit of an oddball, don't care what people think of me, and I'm a tad unpredictable.

Anyways, here's some stuff about me:

- I'm a British genderfluid person, biologically female, but please do not call me as such. My preferred pronoun is they or them, and I request that you please use it. Anyone who refers to me as female, unless talking about my biology, will be taken to London Zoo. Where they will be fed to the tigers. I have naturally brunette hair, rather mousy brown, cut very short, and hazelnut eyes hidden behind glasses, as I am practically blind.

- Don't let my username fool you, I'm actually atheist. The name is simply as such for irony. My beliefs are mostly scientific, although I don't deny the possibility of an upper being. The only reason I don't actually believe in a God is because there are so many of them, if there was simply one or two Gods spread across cultures before they came in contact with one another then that would be enough evidence to convince me, but this is not that case. Unlike dragons. Those things were definitely real at some point.

- I love to read and write, draw and craft, as in crochet, knitting or sewing. These are some of my favorite pass times, as well as the internet, when I'm not studying, at school, or doing homework.

Here are some of my favorite things:

- Movies: Back to the Future, Big Hero Six, Corpse Bride, Dead Poets Society, Edward Sissorhands, Harry Potter (all of them), Holes, How to Train Your Dragon, Peter Pan (the live action version), Suicide Room, The Conjuring, The Goonies, The Kings of Summer, The Mummy (first movie is the best), We Are the Best!, Women in Black. And basically every Disney movie.

- TV shows: Avatar: the Last Airbender, Danny Phantom, Doctor Who, Hey Arnold, Sherlock, Steven Universe, Total Drama (all seasons), Young Justice.

Parings I like:

(Danny Phantom) - Danny/Dash, Danny/Sam

(Dead Poets Society) - Todd/Neil is my favorite, but I do like almost any of the ships between the boys.

(Harry Potter) - Sirius/Remus but only as teenagers. I wouldn't see their relationship carry on through adulthood. Dean/Seamus, Draco/Ginny, Fred/Hermione, Harry/Luna, Hermione/Neville, James/Lily, Luna/Neville, Reamus/Nymphadora.

(Holes) - Stanley/Zero, Squid/Zigzag, Magnet/Squid, although I think most of them would kiss another in curiosity at least once, it being a camp far away from anything filled with teenage boys. Yeah.

(How to Train Your Dragon) - Hiccup/Tuffnut, Hiccup/Snotlout. Maybe Fishlegs/Ruffnut and Ruffnut/Snotlout.

(Sherlock) - Sherlock/John. Duh.

(Steven Universe) - Connie/Steven, Lars/Sadie, Sapphire/Ruby, Steven/Peedee.

(Total Drama) -

S1-3: Bridgette/Goeff, Bridgette/DJ, Cody/Noah, Cody/Sierra, Duncan/Trent, Lidnesy/Tyler, Noah/Sierra S4: Brick/Jo although I worry about her bossing him around too much and the relationship becoming abusive. I still ship them, but I think Jo/Lighting would work better. Dawn/Scott, Dakota/Sam, Mike/Zoe S6: Dave/Ella, Dave/Sky, Jasmine/Shawn, Scarlet/Shawn

Parings I don't like:

(Danny Phantom) - Danny/Tucker, Danny/Paulina, Tucker/Paulina, Sam/Paulina, Basically Anyone/Paulina. I don't like her.

(Dead Poets Society) - Any teacher/student pairings. Not my type of thing, all the teachers are like 40.

(Harry Potter) - Lily/Snape, and any Weasley/Weasley ships unless it's Molly/Arthur. I have nothing against incest ships, but not the Weasleys. Just not the Weasleys.

(Holes) - Any of the Camp Green Lake boys with OCs from 'Girl at Camp Green Lake' type fanfictions. Not really my cup of tea, and makes very little sense. I hate 'Girl at CGL' fic. Girls can't go to CGL, it's an all boys camp. No girls, except the Warden, but I'm pretty sure she hates everyone.

(How to Train Your Dragon) - Hiccup/Toothless. Just how, and why? Toothless is a dragon.

(Sherlock) - Lestrade/Sherlock, Molly/Sherlock she has the personality of a mouse which doesn't work well with Sherlock's in anyway.

(Steven Universe) - Anyone/Garnet. Garnet cannot be shipped. With anyone. Garnet is a relationship.

(Total Drama) -

S1-3: Anyone/Ezekiel. I don't like him, at all. Alejandro/Heather this pairing is overrated anyway, and neither of them seen to be the relationship type, Courtney/Duncan, Courtney/Gwen just not a fan, they seem more like friends to me, or frenemies at least, Eva/Izzy I like them as people, but not together, Izzy's defiantly more of a free spirit anyway. S4: I'm not really against any of the ships from TDRoTI, or there's none I have a major problem with anyway. S6: Scarlet/Max the only ship I really have a problem with.

Anyway, that's all for now.

See ya!

OhDeerGod

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Hellton Hash by Trikat reviews
Mature for a later chapter. My first time writing a fanfiction, please bear with me. Sorry.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,230 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Neil P., Todd A.
You Didn't Steal The Shoes by PrincessNala reviews
Zero was different. He wasn’t like the other boys in D-tent. He didn’t speak a single word to him, but he didn’t need to, because somehow, Stanley knew. There was just… something about him. Something... Well, just something. SLASH Stanley/Zero
Holes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,220 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Stanley Y., Zero