![]() I just copied everything but you might want to check this out 1) Kissing is healthy. 2) Bananas are good for period pain. 3) It's good to cry. 4) Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 5) 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. 6) Lying is actually unhealthy. 7) You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. 8) It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 9) 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. 10) It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. 11) Chocolate will make you feel better. 12) Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. 13) A good friend never judges. 14) A good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any. 15) Boys aren't worth your tears. 16) We all love surprises. 17) Now...make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH. Your wish has just been received. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next fifteen minutes and... Your wish will be granted Dear Bullies, See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't, Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs plus you're probably a douche bag. Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you are against abortion, post this in your profile. (get a friend to paste too, if you almost cried) For Mature Eyes Only... Body: This may make you stop and think... very true Why do we sleep in church, but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up? Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about sex? Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly my-space message, Yet we repost the nasty ones? Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Just remember God is always watching you. The Lord said: "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father". Repost this as "Mature Eyes Only." 90% of you won't repost this God loves you i wish i had a true boyfriend that would do these things... what a TRUE boyfriend would do for you: when she walks away from you mad, follow her when she stares at your mouth kiss her when she pushes or hits you grab her and dont let go when she starts cussing at you kiss her and tell her you love her when she's quiet as her what's wrong give her your attention when she pulls away pull her back when you see her at her worst tell her she's beautiful when you see her start crying just hold her and don't say a word when you see her walking sneak up and hug her waist from behind when she's scared protect her when she lays her head on your shoulder tilt her head up and kiss her when she steals your favorite hat let her keep it and sleep with it for a night when she teases you tease her back and make her laugh when she doesnt answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay when she looks at you with doubt back yourself up when she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand when she grabs at your hands hold hers and play with her fingers when she bumps into you bump back and make her laugh when she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold when she looks you in the eye dont look away until she does when she misse you shes hurting inside when you break her heart the hurt never really goes away when she says its over she still wants you to be hers when she reposts this bulletin she wants you to read it -stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything -when shes mad hug her tight and dont let go -when she says shes okay dont believe it, tlk with her -because 10 yrs later she'll remember you -call her at 12:00am on her birthday and tell her you love her -call her before you go to sleep and after you wake up -treat her like shesall that matter to you -tease her and let her tease you back -stay up with her all night with her when shes sick -watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid -give her the world -let her wear your clothes -when shes bored and sad, hang out wih her -let her know shes important -kiss her in the pouring rain -when she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is, "whose ass am i kicking, babe?" if you post this in the next 4 minutes your crush will: call you text you kiss you love you awwww... luv this Love vs. Sex A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God.. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (ie 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (ie 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of these descriptions) Gir |
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